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Iriscience
10-13-2004, 04:35 PM
In anticipation of more of Tabor's godly logs, I figure I'll post this one.





Alfador says, "I'm not impressed."
>die jenov
You come out of hiding.
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You channel at Jenovadeath.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses Jenovadeath.
CS: +500 - TD: +423 + CvA: +5 + d100: +79 - -5 == +166
Warding failed!
You successfully infuse more mana into the cast.
The violet haze rapidly swirls around the Jenovadeath, sparking with pockets of chaotic, plasma energy.
Jenovadeath is hit for 228 points of damage!

* Jenovadeath drops dead at your feet!

The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Jenovadeath.
The very powerful look leaves Jenovadeath.
The white light leaves Jenovadeath.
The air calms down around Jenovadeath.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Jenovadeath's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves Jenovadeath.
The deep blue glow leaves Jenovadeath.
Jenovadeath glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jenovadeath.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jenovadeath.
Jenovadeath loses some awareness.
The bright luminescence fades from around Jenovadeath.

A passing elf lopes off exclaiming, "Naseer has committed murder!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.



A number of guardsmen haughtily strut in, led by the Guard Captain.

With great ease, the Guard Captain grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Aha, rapscallion! I have you!" the Guard Captain cries out.
The Guard Captain then drags you off.


Arriving at the Hall of Justice, the Guard Captain gestures to a nearby guardsman who strips you of your possessions and tosses them into a box. The Guard Captain then drags you over to a metal grate that he quickly opens and throws you through. "Enjoy your stay until the judge is ready to talk to you!" he snickers softly.

With a dull thud the grate drops back into place, leaving you trapped.
[Hall of Justice, Oubliette]
Silence. Loneliness. Despair. Here you are lost, with no clear idea of when you will be found. The oubliette is a round, featureless room, with no visible entryway or exit, save for a tiny grating some thirty or more feet above you. Water drips down steadily from the metal grate, causing a faint rhythmic tapping noise to penetrate the ever present silence.
Obvious exits: none
>
You feel more refreshed.
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
You hear the metallic rattle and the grate suddenly pops open. A nimble elf lowers himself into the oubliette on a rope, and ties the end of the rope tightly about your middle, sneering as you gasp for breath.

As the guardsman tugs the rope, you find find yourself hauled up and out of the oubliette, and thrown into the courtroom to face the judge!

[Hall of Justice, Courtroom]
Rows of benches occupy most of the stately courtroom. High above, the silver-edged sapphire banner of House Illistim hangs from the wooden rafters. On the far wall, you see a large oaken desk occupied by the Court Justice. Guardsmen flank either side of the desk, glaring out into the crowd as if their stares could pacify them. Here, all come to be judged. You also see some double doors.
Obvious exits: none

The judge studies you carefully, then motions toward a nearby guardsman who fiercely proclaims, "Naseer stands accused of the following crimes..."

The guardsman says, "Naseer is charged with 1 count of murder. This 1 crime carries a total fine of 517440 silvers."

The judge glances at you and declares, "You know...If I have to deal with one more lowly adventurer today.. just ONE MORE.. I'm going to--" He blinks at you, eyeing you up and down. "Oh, bloody rolton guts! We have no use for troublemaking knaves in this town! Guilty as charged!"

He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 517440 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 41 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."
>
Jenovadeath comes out of hiding.
Jenovadeath traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>'500k
You coldly say, "500k."
>'son of a
>
You coldly say, "Son of a."
>
Jenovadeath searches around for a moment.
>
Jenovadeath searches around for a moment.
>
Jenovadeath searches around for a moment.
Jenovadeath has spotted you!

[Hall of Justice, Courtroom]
Rows of benches occupy most of the stately courtroom. High above, the silver-edged sapphire banner of House Illistim hangs from the wooden rafters. On the far wall, you see a large oaken desk occupied by the Court Justice. Guardsmen flank either side of the desk, glaring out into the crowd as if their stares could pacify them. Here, all come to be judged. You also see some double doors.
Also here: Jenovadeath
Obvious exits: none

Jenovadeath removes a malevolent, bile-green onyx and veniom-hilted longsword splattered with the blood of gremlin-slayers from in his pale blue cape.

Jenovadeath points at you, ruining your hiding place.

Jenovadeath slings a black coffin-shaped tower shield covered in bloody handprints off from over his shoulder.
>hide
You haven't had enough time to find another hiding spot yet!
>
Jenovadeath folds his arms over his chest.
>grumb
You grumble.
>'500k fine
You coldly say, "500k fine."
>
Jenovadeath says, "This I saw."
>lean jen
You lean on Jenovadeath.
>think
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
>
Jenovadeath says, "I think we need to take a visit outside of town, my friend."
>

The judge glares at you and declares, "I am not here to sit around all day. I hold you in contempt of court! Maybe some time back in jail will set your tongue flapping! Take him away!"


Suddenly, the Guard Captain strides in and grabs you with a strong grip. He drags you back to the Hall of Justice and over to a metal grate that he quickly opens throws you through. "If you decide to disrespect the judge in such a fashion again, I may decide to run you through here and now." he mutters softly.

With a dull thud the grate drops back into place, leaving you trapped.
[Hall of Justice, Oubliette]
Silence. Loneliness. Despair. Here you are lost, with no clear idea of when you will be found. The oubliette is a round, featureless room, with no visible entryway or exit, save for a tiny grating some thirty or more feet above you. Water drips down steadily from the metal grate, causing a faint rhythmic tapping noise to penetrate the ever present silence.
Obvious exits: none
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
The voice of a guard echoes in, "Well, Naseer? Are you ready to talk to the judge now? ANSWER YES if you are within a minute...otherwise we'll just let you sit!"
>answer yes
The voice of a guard echoes in, "Well, it's about time. I'll tell them you're ready to talk now!"
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>

You hear the metallic rattle and the grate suddenly pops open. A nimble elf lowers himself into the oubliette on a rope, and ties the end of the rope tightly about your middle, sneering as you gasp for breath.

As the guardsman tugs the rope, you find find yourself hauled up and out of the oubliette, and thrown into the courtroom to face the judge!

[Hall of Justice, Courtroom]
Rows of benches occupy most of the stately courtroom. High above, the silver-edged sapphire banner of House Illistim hangs from the wooden rafters. On the far wall, you see a large oaken desk occupied by the Court Justice. Guardsmen flank either side of the desk, glaring out into the crowd as if their stares could pacify them. Here, all come to be judged. You also see some double doors.
Also here: Jenovadeath
Obvious exits: none

The judge studies you carefully, then motions toward a nearby guardsman who fiercely proclaims, "Naseer stands accused of the following crimes..."

The guardsman says, "Naseer is charged with 1 count of murder. Naseer is charged with 1 count of contempt. These 2 crimes carry a total fine of 686840 silvers."

The judge glances at you and declares, "I just want to get this day over with. Looking at you, however, I know that wish is far from within reach. You think you're innocent, eh? Well...let me ponder the eviden...NO! Guilty as charged!"

He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 686840 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 48 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."
>answer fine
>

The judge nods gruffly and declares, "You have 77 minutes to pay it off, otherwise your seized property will be sold to raise the funds. You may now leave."

AlahnnaDenale
10-13-2004, 04:51 PM
I think JD wins, because you ended up paying 630k-odd.

It amuses me when people kill me in town.

Wezas
10-13-2004, 04:59 PM
"Oubliette" gave me a Labyrinth flashback.

Tsa`ah
10-13-2004, 05:02 PM
Actually I think Naseer wins. Why you ask?


Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.


Jenovadeath comes out of hiding.
Jenovadeath traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>'500k
You coldly say, "500k."
>'son of a
>
You coldly say, "Son of a."
>
Jenovadeath searches around for a moment.
>
Jenovadeath searches around for a moment.
>
Jenovadeath searches around for a moment.
Jenovadeath has spotted you!

Impatient and stupid.

Chadj
10-13-2004, 05:03 PM
Yes.

Liberi Fatali
10-13-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Iriscience
In anticipation of more of Tabor's godly logs, I figure I'll post this one.

Jenovadeath removes a malevolent, bile-green onyx and veniom-hilted longsword splattered with the blood of gremlin-slayers from in his pale blue cape.


This alone is reason to title this log a 'godly' one. Hoho.

I admit, though, I had this post coming to me. I REALLY enjoyed your Vrell one, though. That gave me a jolly good guffaw, indeed.

Nice title by the way. ;)

Tabor, player of J-Lenodeath.

Weedmage Princess
10-13-2004, 06:36 PM
Is Tabor also Zenogais?

Blazing247
10-13-2004, 06:45 PM
Ah, I miss my cleric. :cry:

Also, 500k is nothing. You will make that back in about two days of hunting the barrier.

Numbers
10-13-2004, 07:35 PM
That gave me a jolly good guffaw, indeed.

Who the hell even SAYS this except old British people with droopy mustaches and bad teeth?

Blazing247
10-13-2004, 08:04 PM
<Who the hell even SAYS this except old British people with droopy mustaches and bad teeth?>

Well, he IS a droopy moustached, bad toothed, old British person. Who is also a doctor. And an astronaut (I think Tayre knew him from NASA). And can PWN Celtic. While going to Med school. At a University that doesn't recognize him as a student. Oh yeah, and I'm a dumbass. With that said, I hope (for their sake) that nobody talks like that anymore.

Liberi Fatali
10-13-2004, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Is Tabor also Zenogais?

Zenogais has always been on my account, as I'm the one who rolled him up slightly after I got Jenovadeath to level 90. (It was 1998 when I made him -- Zenogais, that is, not Jenovadeath.)

While he has been mine, I let my friend (in real life) play him. His name was Bret. He was, ah... shrewd and racist, to say the least. Any logs that you see of Zenogais acting retarded or saying retarded things were probably him. I don't usually talk to anyone with Zenogais unless I'm RPing.

But Bret got jailed for beating up some black guy (Heh, he doesn't like them for some reason), and I haven't seen him in over a year, so right now, yes, I play him.

Why do you ask? More importantly, why did you not ask me directly, but rather state it like you were asking someone else? If you don't believe me, Rhett and Ben can confirm it, among others, I assume.

Tabor.

Edaarin
10-14-2004, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by Tabor

While he has been mine, I let my friend (in real life) play him. His name was Bret. He was, ah... shrewd and racist, to say the least. Any logs that you see of Zenogais acting retarded or saying retarded things were probably him. I don't usually talk to anyone with Zenogais unless I'm RPing.

But Bret got jailed for beating up some black guy (Heh, he doesn't like them for some reason), and I haven't seen him in over a year, so right now, yes, I play him.

Tabor.

Really...?

[Private]-Zenogais: "My name is Bret Parmer"
[Private]-Zenogais: "How old did he tell you he was?"
[Private]-Zenogais: "I'm 24."
[Private]-Zenogais: "I just don't think it was right of you to post that about him -- especially when he's not on to back it up."

That was...April 16th, 2004.

Another gem from that night...

[Private]-Zenogais: "I hate to tell you, but I go to IUSM with him."

How IS med school?

Liberi Fatali
10-14-2004, 12:22 AM
Es ist Zeit für Rache.

Nieninque
10-14-2004, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by 3704558

That gave me a jolly good guffaw, indeed.

Who the hell even SAYS this except old British people with droopy mustaches and bad teeth?

English, not British.
Wouldnt catch a Scot saying that.
Not a Welsh or Irish person come to that.
It's the English....

Drew2
10-14-2004, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by Tabor
Es ist Zeit für Rache.
It is time for revenge.

Blazing247
10-14-2004, 10:47 AM
<How IS med school?>

:rofl: Careful, Edaarin, or he will PWN you with his textbook medical terms.

Betheny
10-14-2004, 10:50 AM
Damn, Naseer got OLD.

Weedmage Princess
10-15-2004, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by Tabor
Why do you ask? More importantly, why did you not ask me directly, but rather state it like you were asking someone else? If you don't believe me, Rhett and Ben can confirm it, among others, I assume.

Tabor.

Merely a poor choice of wording, the question was intended for you or anyone who wanted to answer.

My reason for asking is because there was some thread on the boards a while back about Zenogais so it came to mind.
Curiousity more than anything else.

Another question, there's a person in Plat named Tabor I believe (if I remember correctly) ...is that you as well?

Liberi Fatali
10-15-2004, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess

Another question, there's a person in Plat named Tabor I believe (if I remember correctly) ...is that you as well?

What are you, stalking me?! Heh! I think you've nearly figured out all who I play.

Edaarin
10-16-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Tabor

Zenogais has always been on my account, as I'm the one who rolled him up slightly after I got Jenovadeath to level 90. (It was 1998 when I made him -- Zenogais, that is, not Jenovadeath.)

Tabor.

Just for shits and giggles, even though you didn't really respond to my first post in this thread except for a cryptic message...

This was posted in the "Funny how people change" thread.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=7929&page=2

You're probably going to edit your post shortly after this is read, but here's a cut and paste.

I'd better mention the fact that I created Zenogais in 1999. However, I allow my friend to play him in real life. He's 24 years old, and he's not mature at all -- but we're friends, and he enjoys the game, so I allow it. (He's a HUGE racist. As big as Ben is. He has Nazi tattoo's, etc. Not that I follow in his footsteps, but I heard someone make note of this -- obviously this wasn't me, but him.)

Oops.

Liberi Fatali
10-16-2004, 01:39 PM
Just because I think you're the most inutile Asian I've ever encountered does not deem me a racist, I'm afraid.

Though I still stand on my comment. You should consider going back to Asia.

Edaarin
10-16-2004, 01:46 PM
I really have to ask what any of that has to do with my last post.

Nieninque
10-16-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Tabor
Just because I think you're the most inutile Asian I've ever encountered does not deem me a racist, I'm afraid.

Though I still stand on my comment. You should consider going back to Asia.

You pretty much show you are a racist yourself.

Tsa`ah
10-16-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
I really have to ask what any of that has to do with my last post.

Isn't that the last tactic of the desperate? Deflection and avoidance.

"Make it go away! Make it go away!"

[Edited on 10-16-2004 by Tsa`ah]

Edaarin
01-18-2005, 10:00 PM
At moderator request, I'll continue further retard bashing here.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-18-2005, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Tabor

Originally posted by Edaarin
At moderator request, I'll continue further retard bashing here.

36% of all Asians are born with a mildly smaller brain than white caucasions.

Tabor.

So you could say 64% of Asians have a greater cranial capacity than caucasians. Maybe that helps them to spell caucasian.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-18-2005, 10:12 PM
PS white caucasian is kind of redundant.

peam
01-18-2005, 10:21 PM
I can delete posts here too. So don't start.

Fengus
01-19-2005, 12:47 AM
Damn they musta reduced the contempt mulitplier, a year ago I got a 26k fine, and then due to inattentiveness I got contempt and it was then went up to 260k.