My favorite names from f2p-day...

[Donquix]

So i checked my demographics logs for accounts seen today after ~10am that had never been seen before in the database, ever. Which goes back till ~christmas of 2013 now. So while many of these may be other account activations, paid account alts, etc. i think it's safe to assume many of them are f2p accounts.

Most notably there was more than i was expecting - 188, which is alot (comparing for other random days "new names" fluctuates quite a bit, from 20 something up to 90ish in recent data)

but the fun part...i started playing "spot the reported names"

my favorite, bar none...

Mithrilschlong
(human warrior btw)

...Mithrilschlong, 2015-03-10 to slightly later on 2015-03-10. You will not be forgotten!

now, some random others...
Angelway - i hope i find a Devilway when i hit the D's
Dejour - that sounds nice
Demaclese - i think this is "deh-mah-kleez" but i keep reading it as "de-mac-an-cheese"
Flapjacques - woudln't this just be crepes?
Nardypoo - whose ma nardypoo? You are!
Raddish - no turnips?

[Tgo01]

Mithrilschlong

That's awesome. Sometimes I love people.

[JackWhisper]

I think Nardypoo is Nairdin. ROFL. That just so sounds like him.

[JackWhisper]

Mithrilschlong

That's awesome. Sometimes I love people.

Adds +5 to blunt weapons.

#RimShot

[JackWhisper]

The funny part, is Mithrilschlong isn't a noob. He knows what mithril is. ROFL.

[Astray]

The funny part, is Mithrilschlong isn't a noob. He knows what mithril is. ROFL.

Mithril is a fairly common fantasy game material!

[Tgo01]

The funny part, is Mithrilschlong isn't a noob. He knows what mithril is. ROFL.

Yeah I'm sure a lot of people with paid accounts were checking out what free accounts were all about, and seeing what shit they could get away with that they wouldn't try with their paid accounts :p


Mithril is a fairly common fantasy game material!

That's true too.

[JackWhisper]

Where's Eonakeschlong?

For them necrophiliac roleplayers. Their cocks chase away the undead.

[Donquix]

Where's Eonakeschlong?

For them necrophiliac roleplayers. Their cocks chase away the undead.

I can see where this RP would go on a F2P account.

Eonakeschlong says, "I'm sorry Heallllzingstouch, i can't afford to pay you in silvers. Perhaps we can...work something else out..."
Izacheys the bard starts playing a sick bassline.

[leifastagsweed]

Flapjacques - wouldn't this just be crepes?


Haha, this is my favorite! Now I want pancakes.

[Astray]

Angelway is painful. It reminds me of someones first Tumblr account or something.

[JackWhisper]

This looks like a huge boost to the population. Here's to hoping it keeps going.

[Lady Sylvan]

I haven't had the chance to see all the new ftpers. But I did see Nardypoo and its a funny name. I will have to visit the landing for a chuckle before reporting back to Vaalor.

[Latrinsorm]

Where's Eonakeschlong? For them necrophiliac roleplayers. Their cocks chase away the undead....but if they're chasing them away, wouldn't they be necrophobic?

[Taernath]

Where's Eonakeschlong?

He's not level 20 yet, probably can't hold his own schlong.


Angelway is painful. It reminds me of someones first Tumblr account or something.

I'm like 90% sure that's a returning player.

[Androidpk]

Best name I've seen come out of the auto-generator was Meatrapre.

[Taernath]

SO close!

[MixMojo]

My monk, "Fistinit," didn't last long....

[Tgo01]

My monk, "Fistinit," didn't last long....

I lol'ed.

[Androidpk]

My monk, "Fistinit," didn't last long....

Simu hates monks for being so OP.

[MixMojo]

I lol'ed.

His name now is "Fosho"... which is of course pronounced how you'd expect a moron like me to say it.

[MixMojo]

But I'm sad because he's in Icemule. No me gusta.

[Androidpk]

But I'm sad because he's in Icemule. No me gusta.

Use your free travel token.

[Tgo01]

But I'm sad because he's in Icemule. No me gusta.

Make sure you don't deposit silver in the Icemule bank before you move to a new city or else you have to pay to open a new account in another town.

Or just stay in Icemule because Icemule rocks.

[Wrathbringer]

He's not level 20 yet, probably can't hold his own schlong.



I'm like 90% sure that's a returning player.

Lawled

[moongiftgiver]

Slitahramia just arrived.

Hmmm slit-a-Rama?

[JackWhisper]

I can't tell if they're a murderer or their vagina is having a sale.

[JackWhisper]

He's not level 20 yet, probably can't hold his own schlong.

Eonake is level 10!

[Luxelle]

Slitahramia just arrived.

I met him. He started hanging at Helga's. With his lady friend.

[Taernath]

Eonake is level 10!

+ 1 level per inch.

[elcidcannon]

I think Nardypoo is Nairdin. ROFL. That just so sounds like him.

Nah, Nardypoo is a player who's been off-and-on since circa 1996. We reactivated out accounts together a couple weeks ago. Played/plays Jagen, Jaspin and Jgen as well.

[JackWhisper]

Hah. Damn. Still hilarious.

[Methais]

Mithrilschlong


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg

[subzero]

Use your free travel token.

And take half a goddamn day to get to the Landing? ;go2 landing (aliases ftw)