My new girlfriend!!!

[Psykos]

Here is a pic of my new girlfriend, we just started dating today. I'm estatic!

[Nieninque]

Phaykos,
Please go away

[Chadj]

I definately wouldn't hit it.

[CrystalTears]

I thought you said you were gay.

[Nieninque]

She wouldnt let you

[Psykos]

Thats why this is a big deal, its my first girlfriend since grade school.

[Nieninque]

What a waste of space

Edited to add: in one thread he is saying he wants to have sex with a 14 year old boy, and in the next thread he is posting a picture of two girls he found on the internet and saying one of them is his girlfriend.
For fucks sake, Phaykos, do us all a favour and indulge in some auto erotic asphixiation

[Edited on 12-10-04 by Nieninque]

[CrystalTears]

Your first girlfriend since grade school, and you're estatic even though you're gay? I really don't understand that. Please explain.

By the way, which girl is it?

[Mistomeer]

Looking at that picture reminds me why cousins shouldn't marry.
Way to go, Psykos.

[Psykos]

The brunette. And I'm happy because its the first time I've been attracted to a girl in a long time. I am finally expressing myself.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Mistomeer
Looking at that picture reminds me why cousins shouldn't marry.
Way to go, Psykos.

HAHAHAHHAHA

[Artha]

This is definitely not a joke!!!

[Psykos]

What do girls like now-a-days I want to get her a gift.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Psykos
What do girls like now-a-days I want to get her a gift.

Plastic surgery.

[CrystalTears]

She's cute. I'm happy for you. Maybe you needed to find the right girl. I guess I'm always curious how someone can say they're gay and then be attracted to someone of the opposite sex. At least say you're bi. ;)

[Nieninque]

Its another phaykos lie

[Betheny]

of all the people to not get into car accidents and die...

[crazymage]

i believe posting peoples pics with out consent is cause for a demerit! Heir Tsa'ah?

[Chadj]

Actually, for a straight out bannination, as demerits are not currently in place.

[MrFeature]

Are those glasses or binoculars?

[Bobmuhthol]

<<i believe posting peoples pics with out consent is cause for a demerit!>>

If he got it from a Google image search (which is most likely the case), it's been made public, and that rule becomes invalid. :(

[Chelle]

Wait which one are you and are you a guy or girl?

[Edited on 10-13-2004 by Chelle]

[Betheny]

It's not against the rules to post a public picture, but it is to alter it.

We let Wezas get away with it because he's a little slow in the brain. ;)

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
It's not against the rules to post a public picture, but it is to alter it.

We let Wezas get away with it because he's a little slow in the brain. ;)

:(

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/bob.jpg

[Betheny]

You know I <3 you.

Even if you are afraid of me.

Sissy.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
You know I <3 you.

Even if you are afraid of me.

Sissy.

You have your hoochie pierced and you live 5 minutes from me. I'm terrified.

[Snapp]

Thank god he's not really gay.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Maimara
You know I <3 you.

Even if you are afraid of me.

Sissy.

You have your hoochie pierced and you live 5 minutes from me. I'm terrified.

Terrified, or strangely aroused and curious?

[Xcalibur]

Women has a vagina for a reason... Congrats for being a real man, dude.:thumbsup:

Congrats.

- Arkans

[Chadj]

:bananahit:

[longshot]

Stop feeding the troll, seriously.

The picture of him wasn't him.

His declaration of cock gobbling isn't true either...

There's no reason to give the attention whore any love by posting in this thread.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by crazymage
i believe posting peoples pics with out consent is cause for a demerit! Heir Tsa'ah?

That's been covered and don't ever refer to me as "heir" again. We clear?

[Souzy]

Dude... are you really Teeoncy?

[Betheny]

No, he's worse than Teeoncy.

[Psykos]

Thanks for all the derailing posts everyone, but as an update, we had our first date last night and things went great!!! ;)

[Nieninque]

bullshit

[Wezas]

Did you walk her back to your aunts house after the date?

[Psykos]

No,

We went to chillis and had a nice evening. thanks for all the support.

Psykos.

[Betheny]

Five bucks says he has a big red handprint on his face from where she bitch slapped him.

[Nieninque]

It would be where he bitchslapped himself because he is Phayking this one as well

[Betheny]

So, Psykos, is 'she' pre or post op? And has 'she' had 'her' Adam's apple shaved down?

[SpunGirl]

You can't call someone your girlfriend before you've even had a first date, unless you're like, 13. You suck so bad.

-K

[Cayge]

To me, that picture looks like its from the early 80's. Look closely. The brunette has a stigmatism too, way to give half-blind girls a chance with a gay guy, Lycain.

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Cayge
....way to give half-blind girls a chance with a gay guy, Lycain.

Maybe a half-blind girl was HIS only chance.

-K

[DeV]

Psykos, why don't you read a blank book and improve your mind. You've lied way too many times to actually think anyone's taking you seriously.

[SpunGirl]

Besides taking DEV's advice above, I have to ask you, Psykos....

how many people telling you to please STFU once and for all will it take before you actually do so?

-K

He won't, simply because he doesn't care what people say to him and he's entertained by it. Much in the same way that I'm entertained by the reaction to my l33t posts.

- Arkans

[Psykos]

Arkans,

Thanks for not posting anything negative about my new found love. I'm tired of the haters on these boards. She may not be the best looking girl on earth, but to downplay something new and exciting in my life, that makes me feel good about myself, in the words of Eric Cartman.. is "Not cool you guys, Not cool."

Psykos

Well, part of the reason that I can't say anything negative is simply because I honestly don't know if your lying or not. If you are, big fucking deal, I didn't trust you with my life. If you're not, wow, I don't have egg on my face. Best I can say is, "Good luck" with whatever you have.

- Arkans

Well, part of the reason that I can't say anything negative is simply because I honestly don't know if your lying or not. If you are, big fucking deal, I didn't trust you with my life. If you're not, wow, I don't have egg on my face. Best I can say is, "Good luck" with whatever you have.

- Arkans

[Psykos]

Thanks man, you're a great person. I wish that your place in the gene pool would replace stupid fucks like Snowdrip and Falnut. I'm tired of their bullshit posts that add nothing to the PC community.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Psykos
Thanks man, you're a great person. I wish that your place in the gene pool would replace stupid fucks like Snowdrip and Falnut. I'm tired of their bullshit posts that add nothing to the PC community.

I'd say you are the pot calling the kettle black, but I get the feeling it would go way over your head.

I was hoping that natural selection would have claimed you in my absence. Apparently hexes, voodoo, and praying don't work.

[Trinitis]

Thats cause your not doing it right Beth. Talk to harmy-poo, she will teach ya the right Hexes :P

[xtc]

hey psykos I tagged both those ugly girls on a bender

Let's give credit where credit is due. Even if those pictures ARE fake, at least he didn't put up some porn site cutie.

- Arkans

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Arkans
Let's give credit where credit is due. Even if those pictures ARE fake, at least he didn't put up some porn site cutie.

- Arkans

Like say....

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/Sarah/MySarahArSchool.jpg

Wezas is a fucking mind reader.

- Arkans

[DeV]

:rofl: Wezas, you picked a good one.

[SpunGirl]

You guys are so mean, you're all haters. That really IS Krapiera. Duh.

Also, um, if this board is so full of "haters," Psykos, you should probably discontinue subjecting yourself to the taunts of the haters. Yeah, I think that'd be best.

-K

[xtc]

he likes the abuse

[Betheny]

Originally posted by xtc
he likes the abuse

He uses a tweezers to jack off. The doctors thought he was a female until they realized the skin tag on his crotch was his penis.