It's Tuesday and Back Is Drunk

[Methais]

He should be along shortly.

[Wrathbringer]

He should be along shortly.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Uh oh, I hear his theme music!

[Johnny Five]

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i56/2/10/25/frabz-ITS-Tuesday-Sooooo-DRUNK-TUESDAYS-981767.jpg

[Parkbandit]

He should be along shortly.

You asshole! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!

I expect a full length, heart felt apology to all readers.

Jackass.

[waywardgs]

Liquid courage.

[Methais]

You asshole! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a1/a11ce1439d3838e95de6ff3464ce7536f3f7d13a6fa662945f 7757e43a0ac4cc.jpg

[Back]

Woop! I saw that Unlimited Keg thread and thought it was real!

Sorry boys just severely hung over. But the day is young.

[Wrathbringer]

Woop! I saw that Unlimited Keg thread and thought it was real!

Sorry boys just severely hung over. But the day is young.

Those wine cooler hangovers are pretty rough, huh?

[Methais]

Those wine cooler hangovers are pretty rough, huh?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1daIIDQsXI

[Warriorbird]

https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0044/56/1367959031107.jpg

[Methais]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/3860694_o.gif

[leifastagsweed]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsbltcE0oi1qzwhb0o1_400.gif

[Warriorbird]

http://i.imgur.com/Hg6SYsD.jpg

[leifastagsweed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1daIIDQsXI

And this is why I wonder why people think Bruce Willis is cool. You know he has a couple albums out, too. LULZ.

[JackWhisper]

http://affotd.com/2013/03/21/the-largest-bottles-of-alcohol-in-the-world/

How many of these has Back drunk?

[leifastagsweed]

I feel like this thread is just derailing into funny alcohol-related humor, of which I approve far more than actual trolling.

http://ecdn.funzypics.com/grumpycatmemes/pics/24/I-KNOW-I-Forgot-Something-REALLY-Important----Is-It-Legal-To-Buy-That-Much-Alcohol--I--m-Sure-I-Forg.jpg

[Back]

Pretty close if those were Modelos. :)

Awesome gifs! Let's party! Got a night off!

[Parkbandit]

Pretty close if those were Modelos. :)

Awesome gifs! Let's party! Got a night off!

You honestly need to get better taste in beer.

[Tgo01]

http://ecdn.funzypics.com/grumpycatmemes/pics/24/I-KNOW-I-Forgot-Something-REALLY-Important----Is-It-Legal-To-Buy-That-Much-Alcohol--I--m-Sure-I-Forg.jpg

Look at all that liver disease.

Latrin, can you calculate if that is a dangerous amount of alcohol for one to consume?

[Gelston]

Look at all that liver disease.

Trust in you to always see potential lawsuits.

[Tgo01]

Trust in you to always see potential lawsuits.

Imagine if the weight caused one of the beers on the bottom to start leaking? Slip hazard! Better follow that man around with a mop and bucket.

[Back]

You honestly need to get better taste in beer.

Oh ho, now who's the elitist?

[Ker_Thwap]

Oh ho, now who's the elitist?

Holy crap, Back scored a point!

[Androidpk]

You honestly need to get better taste in beer.


http://data3.whicdn.com/images/92495278/large.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Look at all that liver disease. Latrin, can you calculate if that is a dangerous amount of alcohol for one to consume?Can but won't. My question is why he has 75 individual cans of beer and 1 bottle of wine.

[JackWhisper]

Can but won't. My question is why he has 75 individual cans of beer and 1 bottle of wine.

He's on the phone with his woman, who demanded something other than the shit he drinks.

[Parkbandit]

Oh ho, now who's the elitist?

What?

I have never, ever, EVER claimed you were an elitist.

You're solid in the under bourgeois category.

And when it comes to beer, I'm most certainly a beer snob. I make up with it by drinking wine in a box.

http://www.totalwine.com/_static/webupload/730/1_118489030_3.jpg

[Parkbandit]

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/92495278/large.jpg

http://img1.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/675/media/images/HeBrew_Messiah_Bold_62310.jpg

[Gelston]

What?

I have never, ever, EVER claimed you were an elitist.

You're solid in the under bourgeois category.

And when it comes to beer, I'm most certainly a beer snob. I make up with it by drinking wine in a box.

http://www.totalwine.com/_static/webupload/730/1_118489030_3.jpg

You even buy the high class wine in a box. Look at that fucking box. My God.

[Parkbandit]

You even buy the high class wine in a box. Look at that fucking box. My God.

That wine essentially costs $4.00 a bottle.

It's not high class wine by any estimate.

[Gelston]

That wine essentially costs $4.00 a bottle.

It's not high class wine by any estimate.

It is high class in the wine in the box market. Real wine in a box is supposed to look cheap and make you feel trashy.

[Wrathbringer]

It is high class in the wine in the box market. Real wine in a box is supposed to look cheap and make you feel trashy.

:lol:

[Back]

And this is how it's done.

http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/01/boxed-wine.jpg

[leifastagsweed]

Can but won't. My question is why he has 75 individual cans of beer and 1 bottle of wine.

You obviously have NO class if you can't see that is CHAMPAGNE (or perhaps you mean 'sparkling wine', since I seriously doubt that crap actually came from France).

[leifastagsweed]

And this is how it's done.

http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/01/boxed-wine.jpg

See??? I knew you were my brother. He sits amongst many boxes of Franzia littered at his feet as he games. DAAAAAAVE?!?! This is highly irregular, Dave.

[Gnome Rage]

And this is how it's done.

http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/01/boxed-wine.jpg

In Australia, they call the act of taking the bag from box of wine and drinking it like that "slapping the goon". I've always called it spacebagging... either way.

[Methais]

In Australia, they call the act of taking the bag from box of wine and drinking it like that "slapping the goon". I've always called it spacebagging... either way.

I wonder what country "slapping the goon" means fapping in.

[Johnny Five]

In Australia, they call the act of taking the bag from box of wine and drinking it like that "slapping the goon". I've always called it spacebagging... either way.

It commonly referred to as "Slap the Bag". A game in which you run up and slap it then drink. At least in the Midwest.

http://tbj.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/krildrink.jpeg?w=300

[Latrinsorm]

You obviously have NO class if you can't see that is CHAMPAGNE (or perhaps you mean 'sparkling wine', since I seriously doubt that crap actually came from France).If I wasn't classy then how come all the alcohol I buy comes in plastic bottles? Excuse me for not being a 99%er environMental and buying "biodegradable" glass instead of "killing mother earth". If God hadn't wanted us to use plastic he wouldn't have given us plastic trees. QED.