What the fuck is this bullshit?

[Gelston]

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/GelstonJ/20150223_154457_zpsca3b3b09.jpg

Get this powder puff bullshit off my goddamn lawn. This stuff isn't supposed to exist here.

[Androidpk]

I hate you.

[Gelston]

I hate you.

This much snow here is equal to about ten million feet in more northern states. All our interstates? Shut down. We don't do snow here.

[Androidpk]

The amount of snow in my yard ranges from 30 inches to about 90 inches.

[Gelston]

The plus side, it is all supposed to be melted tomorrow afternoon.

[Wrathbringer]

The amount of snow in my yard ranges from 30 inches to about 90 inches.

As does my penis over the course of an average day.

[Androidpk]

I believe you about the interstates being shut down. We had a dusting like that at Langley and people were flipping the fuck out. Mission essential personnel only that day. Hilarious.

[Androidpk]

As does my penis over the course of an average day.

Sounds like you got a tumah.

[Gelston]

I believe you about the interstates being shut down. We had a dusting like that at Langley and people were flipping the fuck out. Mission essential personnel only that day. Hilarious.

The mail didn't come today, and the trash didn't pick up either. "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." - Bullshit pal.

[Gelston]

I'm going to go build a snowman though. Fuck yall.

[Tgo01]

This much snow here is equal to about ten million feet in more northern states. All our interstates? Shut down. We don't do snow here.

People who live in areas where it snows all the time don't know how to drive in snow, can't imagine how one would cope with driving in the snow when they aren't used to driving in it.


I'm going to go build a snowman though. Fuck yall.

That's not even enough snow to build a snowdong.

[Gelston]

People who live in areas where it snows all the time don't know how to drive in snow, can't imagine how one would cope with driving in the snow when they aren't used to driving in it.

Hopefully a swift death and not an agonizing one waiting for an ambulance that doesn't know how to drive either.

[Androidpk]

http://media.komonews.com/images/101230_smallest_snowman.jpg

[Gelston]

People who live in areas where it snows all the time don't know how to drive in snow, can't imagine how one would cope with driving in the snow when they aren't used to driving in it.



That's not even enough snow to build a snowdong.

My firepit in the backyard accumulated a lot of snow. Probably enough for like.. The ball on the bottom or whatever you call the piece of snowman anatomy.

[Candor]

The amount of snow in Gelston's image doesn't even qualify as a frost where I live. Whiny bitch.

[Taernath]

Better watch out for low hanging CRYcicles.

[Wrathbringer]

http://media.komonews.com/images/101230_smallest_snowman.jpg

Lol

[Gelston]

The amount of snow in Gelston's image doesn't even qualify as a frost where I live. Whiny bitch.

Oh, sorry I don't live in a place that gets snow all the time. This is pretty much apocalyptic snow fall for here buddy. It is like a Hurricane hitting Montana or something.

Remember when Atlanta was crippled by less than 2 inches? Yeah.

[Gelston]

I'm going to go to the home depot garden center, brb.

[Androidpk]

I thought about digging out the firepit but all the wood is buried with snow too.

[Tgo01]

I'm going to go to the home depot garden center, brb.

Make sure you slip in front of the cameras they have installed out there so they can later say "Oh we couldn't find the video footage of your fall oh and your son doesn't count as a witness so you have no eye witnesses to your fall."

[Androidpk]

Make sure you slip in front of the cameras they have installed out there so they can later say "Oh we couldn't find the video footage of your fall oh and your son doesn't count as a witness so you have no eye witnesses to your fall."

Even Home Depot agrees that whatever tgo says is irrelevant!

[Latrinsorm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH2KGboA35c&ab_channel=TheVinnyVan

[JackWhisper]

White people!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM

[zhelas]

LOL we got that much snow/sleet here in Dallas and folks thought we were having SNOWMAGEDDON!!! The grocery market shelves are EMPTY OH NO!! Many businesses were closed. We had two people call off work because it was TOO cold outside. It is 27 Degrees!! Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME that it is TOO COLD?!? Told my boss we should go to their apartment which is less than a mile a way and pick up their lazy asses.

Oh you should have picked up a snow blower at Home Depot!!!!

[Gelston]

On the radio today they called it "Snowpocalypse 2015".

[zhelas]

On the radio today they called it "Snowpocalypse 2015".

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/just-mowing-the-lawn.jpg

Snow Blowing in Texas?

[Androidpk]

LOL we got that much snow/sleet here in Dallas and folks thought we were having SNOWMAGEDDON!!! The grocery market shelves are EMPTY OH NO!! Many businesses were closed. We had two people call off work because it was TOO cold outside. It is 27 Degrees!! Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME that it is TOO COLD?!? Told my boss we should go to their apartment which is less than a mile a way and pick up their lazy asses.

Oh you should have picked up a snow blower at Home Depot!!!!


I'm scared to think what would happen if something stupid happened in this country. Massive electric grid failure or something.

[Taernath]

I'm scared to think what would happen if something stupid happened in this country. Massive electric grid failure or something.

That's why I have a bug out bag / survival kit.

[Androidpk]

That's why I have a bug out bag / survival kit.

How much hair product?

[Gelston]

The whole country isn't really connected like that though is it? We've had large failures before though. No biggy.

[Taernath]

How much hair product?

3 days worth.

[zhelas]

Tomorrow it is supposed to just get above freezing then we are expecting 1 to 3 inches of snow around midnight. I tell you the whole city of Dallas will shut down. We do not have one plow between Dallas and Fort Worth. If the roads need plowing they drive road graders. There are some trucks that will spread salt. It is actually funny the drivers have to stop at the either at the top or bottom of the entrance/exit ramps and fill 5 gallon buckets of salt then spread the salt by hand on those ramps. The trucks would slide off the road and get stuck.

Fortunately, I am heading out of town for the next week in a half and heading to Houston.

[Gelston]

3 days worth.

You can also use shaving cream gel if necessary.

[Androidpk]

The whole country isn't really connected like that though is it? We've had large failures before though. No biggy.

I can't say for sure. I recall reading about how it would be possible to cause a rolling blackout country wide.

[Gelston]

Tomorrow it is supposed to just get above freezing then we are expecting 1 to 3 inches of snow around midnight. I tell you the whole city of Dallas will shut down. We do not have one plow between Dallas and Fort Worth. If the roads need plowing they drive road graders. There are some trucks that will spread salt. It is actually funny the drivers have to stop at the either at the top or bottom of the entrance/exit ramps and fill 5 gallon buckets of salt then spread the salt by hand on those ramps. The trucks would slide off the road and get stuck.

Fortunately, I am heading out of town for the next week in a half and heading to Houston.

Dallas already has a bunch of shitty roads due to construction. My mother lives over in Farmer's Branch off the 635. That road is all sorts of fucked, even in perfect conditions.

[zhelas]

Dallas already has a bunch of shitty roads due to construction. My mother lives over in Farmer's Branch off the 635. That road is all sorts of fucked, even in perfect conditions.

I left Texas for 6 years and came back. And I agree the crazy shit that is going on with 635 is unreal. By the time they finish all that work the design will be outdated and won't work. Can one say the High 5? The junction of 75 and 635. Oh shit I am sure that road is a cluster today.

Oh by the way, for folks who don't know, the opening sequence in the movie Office Space is a shot of the traffic on 635.

[Ker_Thwap]

Remember when you start to slide while driving, just whip your steering wheel around like you don't care.

[Drektor]

This elder may have had both hands up in the air, while also waving them around in a way that suggested he did not give much regard for anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqOvUIudfGE

[Tgo01]

This elder may have had both hands up in the air, while also waving them around in a way that suggested he did not give much regard for anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqOvUIudfGE

I like how when he's first backing out it looks like he's being so careful then after he plows into the first car he's just like "Fuck it!"

[Ker_Thwap]

This elder may have had both hands up in the air, while also waving them around in a way that suggested he did not give much regard for anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqOvUIudfGE

Yes! Those old guys know how to rack up the points.

[subzero]

LOL we got that much snow/sleet here in Dallas and folks thought we were having SNOWMAGEDDON!!! The grocery market shelves are EMPTY OH NO!! Many businesses were closed. We had two people call off work because it was TOO cold outside. It is 27 Degrees!! Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME that it is TOO COLD?!? Told my boss we should go to their apartment which is less than a mile a way and pick up their lazy asses.

Oh you should have picked up a snow blower at Home Depot!!!!

Your mother's a snow blower!

[MotleyCrew]

I'm going to go build a snowman though. Fuck yall.

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[AnticorRifling]

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/GelstonJ/20150223_154457_zpsca3b3b09.jpg

Get this powder puff bullshit off my goddamn lawn. This stuff isn't supposed to exist here.

I spent most of Saturday with a blow torch taking the ice off of my well head so I could get water in the house, but that snow right there looks pretty serious. My prays are with you Gelston.

[Latrinsorm]

I spent most of Saturday with a blow torch taking the ice off of my well headYou have really weird fetishes. Not judging, just observing. And maybe applauding, but classy applauding.

[Gelston]

I spent most of Saturday with a blow torch taking the ice off of my well head so I could get water in the house, but that snow right there looks pretty serious. My prays are with you Gelston.

Indianapolis hasn't invented city plumbing yet, huh?

[AnticorRifling]

Indianapolis hasn't invented city plumbing yet, huh?

I'm out in the country, no neighbors within a good pistol shot.

[Gelston]

I'm out in the country, no neighbors within a good pistol shot.

Lied on location on profile. Reported.

[AnticorRifling]

Lied on location on profile. Reported.

I could put lat and long coords I guess but Indy is the closest real city.

[JackWhisper]

Lied on location on profile. Reported.

Are you really on Mars?

[AnticorRifling]

Lied on location on profile. Reported.

I've issued a warning with 1 infraction point that never expires for questioning my location while listing yours as Mars. That is all.

[Gelston]

I've issued a warning with 1 infraction point that never expires for questioning my location while listing yours as Mars. That is all.

I'm not lying buddy. I demand an appeal to President Barack Obama.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm not lying buddy. I demand an appeal to President Barack Obama.

It doesn't snow on Mars. Lawyered.

[Allereli]

http://www.isciencetimes.com/articles/3800/20120918/snow-mars-nasa-spacecraft-spots-dry-ice.htm

[Astray]

Do you require assistance?!

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91dW9pUA1BI

[JackWhisper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJX1REQB12o

[Gnome Rage]

Meanwhile, they're building 40ft tunnels in Boston (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11431349/Boston-man-builds-40ft-snow-tunnel-to-commute-to-work.html).

[rolfard]

Meanwhile, building snow piles (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9hO0xDIAAE3qa8.jpg:large)

[Gelston]

Got another inch. Fucking gazebo and canopy collapsed. The end is nigh.

[Taernath]

Got another inch. Fucking gazebo and canopy collapsed. The end is nigh.

That's what she said.

[Androidpk]

Gelston's angry inch.

[Tisket]

I've got nothing to contribute to this thread. I'm just posting so I meet the minimum posting requirement for my lost SB bet.

[AnticorRifling]

Meanwhile, they're building 40ft tunnels in Boston (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11431349/Boston-man-builds-40ft-snow-tunnel-to-commute-to-work.html).

Which would be cool except bostonians will be like "Look at us we're boston strong" which saying/wearing said phrase should be grounds for getting your gooch stretched over your nostrils.

[Gnome Rage]

Yesterday at work, I was talking to customers about how excited I was it was going to be above freezing, and one of the guys says "well, its not going to be... the weather that NEPR talks about is for Springfield...we're only getting up to 25 today"

CRUSH MY SPIRIT FINE.

[Candor]

Another 2-3 inches of cold white fluffy stuff fell from the sky today. And I get to shovel my driveway and the sidewalk around my corner house, yet again, this winter. Words cannot describe just how I feel about having the opportunity to do that one more time.

I am soooooooooooo ready for Spring.

[AnticorRifling]

Another 2-3 inches of cold white fluffy stuff fell from the sky today. And I get to shovel my driveway and the sidewalk around my corner house, yet again, this winter. Words cannot describe just how I feel about having the opportunity to do that one more time.

I am soooooooooooo ready for Spring.

This is why I have a snow blower...and no sidewalks and/or neighbors.

[Allereli]

2-3" of snow, some schools closed, govt on 2 hour delay, I had the easiest time getting to work this morning, it was fantastic.

[Androidpk]

2-3" of snow, some schools closed, govt on 2 hour delay, I had the easiest time getting to work this morning, it was fantastic.

Don't forget it's also the first day of legal weed in DC.

[subzero]

All your snow ain't got shit on this fog we've had for the last three/four days! We can't even check out the sun and it's too wet and nasty to bother going to the beach.

[Androidpk]

All your snow ain't got shit on this fog we've had for the last three/four days! We can't even check out the sun and it's too wet and nasty to bother going to the beach.

Foggy weather is best weather.

[Gelston]

All our snow melted and everything is back normal. Backto the 70s next week, haha. Fuck all you people with snow.

[Androidpk]

All our snow melted and everything is back normal. Backto the 70s next week, haha. Fuck all you people with snow.

There is a reason why people in the south are weak.

[Silvean]

There is a reason why people in the south are weak.

https://img-rp.vhd.me/4802436_l2.jpg

[Fallen]

Frederick county schools were closed today for 0 inches of accumulated snow. Half my co-workers were out due to their kids being home.

[Gelston]

There is a reason why people in the south are weak.

People in the North are weak because they are just all around pussies to begin with. It stands to reason that most of the people I knew in the infantry were either from the South or Hispanic.

[Thondalar]

People in the North are weak because they are just all around pussies to begin with. It stands to reason that most of the people I knew in the infantry were either from the South or Hispanic.

Only reason the South lost the war was supply issues.

[Androidpk]

People in the North are weak because they are just all around pussies to begin with. It stands to reason that most of the people I knew in the infantry were either from the South or Hispanic.

Cheap cannon fodder. All the best military strategists are from the north.

[Allereli]

https://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/wave4.jpg?w=620&h=349&crop=1

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/02/26/nearly-frozen-waves-captured-on-camera-by-nantucket-photographer/

Nearly frozen waves

[Gelston]

Cheap cannon fodder. All the best military strategists are from the north.

Keep telling yourself that.

I'm sure Arkansas born Douglas MacArthur would disagree.

[Warriorbird]

Only reason the South lost the war was supply issues.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winfield_Scott

He really won the war. No matter what Grant/Sherman might've claimed.

The Emancipation Proclamation/playing the British Parliament was so politically clutch too.

[Tisket]

One of the reasons the South lost the war was supply issues.

Fixed.

Yankees had something to do with it too.

[Tisket]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winfield_Scott

He really won the war. No matter what Grant/Sherman might've claimed.

The Emancipation Proclamation/playing the British Parliament was so politically clutch too.

His life would make an epic Hollywood movie.

edit: I'm rather surprised that his life hasn't been made into a movie yet...he served under fourteen administrations...FOURTEEN. Amazing.

[subzero]

There is a reason why people in the south are weak.

Where's your source, boy?!