zazulu
01-27-2015, 02:52 AM
Wife: So I managed to get that derpy guy's probation terminated early.
Me: Which one? You have quite a few 'slow' clients.
Wife: Mr. Treakle, the really nice midget paraplegic. He's actually the one that made those awesome tarts I brought home last week.
Me: So... your client is a halfling baker. If he doesn't open a shop called "Treakle's Tasty Treats" it is a waste of a perfect name.
Me: Which one? You have quite a few 'slow' clients.
Wife: Mr. Treakle, the really nice midget paraplegic. He's actually the one that made those awesome tarts I brought home last week.
Me: So... your client is a halfling baker. If he doesn't open a shop called "Treakle's Tasty Treats" it is a waste of a perfect name.