10x warblade w/ Unablance flares

[Jhynnifer]

a golvern-hilt elegant rolaren warblade - A complex weave of pale jade silk and thin ebon leather are wrapped around the golvern hilt of the blade to provide a comfortable grip. Waves of darkened pewter are inlaid into the silvery rolaren surface, providing a striking contrast along the length of the blade. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

10x warblade(falchion base) with unbalance flares

You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the elegant rolaren warblade for you.

You carefully inspect your elegant rolaren warblade.

After a careful inspection you determine that a golvern-hilt elegant rolaren warblade requires skill in edged weapons to use effectively. It appears to be a modified falchion.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of rolaren.

mb 40m
BO 45m

[JackWhisper]

How powerful are unablance flares?

[Gelston]

How powerful are unablance flares?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KrommVFe--/18k1pz15g1e5fjpg.jpg

[JackWhisper]

If you were going for the Unabomber, you need more crazy psychopath, less Eddie Guerrero.

[Gizmo]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f0/f0bb62318fc8ce2fa23d66e25be15db6892984b121f9018549 6a908e9ba3ea1d.jpg

[JackWhisper]

Dude. He's an orange belt. That's the third belt. That's not very powerful.

[SHAFT]

How powerful are unablance flares?

They knock the target down and I believe they stun quite often. That's powerful.

[blanks]

Dude. He's an orange belt. That's the third belt. That's not very powerful.

But he is in a red Gi... Which is the second highest colored Gi possible, so thats totally like... 2nd strongest gi to the 3rd orange belt power.

[waywardgs]

Is that Justine Bieber in Shaft's avatar?

[Ardwen]

Looks like a shot from Blade Runner. and that would make it Sean Young

[waywardgs]

Hmm… I think Shaft digs the Biebster.

[SHAFT]

Looks like a shot from Blade Runner. and that would make it Sean Young

+1 internet points

[Ardwen]

Blade Runner, the good version, is one of the best movies I have ever seen and a personal favorite. Top 3 scifi movie ever

[SHAFT]

Amen to that.

Also, this is a fine weapon. Good luck with the sale.

[Jhynnifer]

I hate you all so much... I come home, log in to check to see if maybe, just maybe one of you damn dirty apes decided to bid on an item and LOW AND BEHOLD 2 pages of replies to this thread.... not a damn single bid.

JERKFACES. <3

[Gelston]

Dude. He's an orange belt. That's the third belt. That's not very powerful.

You obviously know nothing about how the belts came along, buddy. Black belts became black because they didn't wash them.

[Jhynnifer]

le bump

[Jhynnifer]

Still trying to sell this too!

[JackWhisper]

You don't sell unablance flares. They sell themselves.

[Gelston]

You don't sell unablance flares. They sell themselves.

Stop trying to hit on internet women.

[JackWhisper]

Stop trying to hit on internet women.

Stop trying to hit on internet men!

[Gelston]

Stop trying to hit on internet men!

Never started.

[JackWhisper]

Suuuuuure!

[Gelston]

Suuuuuure!

If I started hitting on men, you'd be bent over asking for it.

[JackWhisper]

If I started hitting on men, you'd be bent over asking for it.

Wow you certainly have thought a lot about hitting on men.

[JackWhisper]

LOL she's going to be so pissed when she logs on and nobody bid on her unablance blade. Mwaha.

[Gelston]

Wow you certainly have thought a lot about hitting on men.

You didn't deny it. You like being packed.

[JackWhisper]

You didn't deny it. You like being packed.

I am not interested in your Daggerfail Covenant self! EWWWW! I'd rather go mack on Fleurs. AND her goat tote.

[Jhynnifer]

There's a wee bit of life left in this one, sir!

[Ceyrin]

I think it's safe to say everyone is interested in talking about how unbalancing your warblade is, but nobody is interested in putting out for it.

[Jhynnifer]

I think it's safe to say everyone is interested in talking about how unbalancing your warblade is, but nobody is interested in putting out for it.

It's been like 4 years and your sig makes me giggle every time. Can we talk about that for a few pages?

[JackWhisper]

Sparkle Motion baby!! About 50 seconds in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEuEZitqX8

[Jhynnifer]

No no no. It's not the faces and it's not the video... it's the gif combining the two!

[JackWhisper]

It's the Twilight kid + Sparkle Motion.

DO YOU EVEN GIF, BRO?!