Thread for Things to which You Were Indifferent Today

[Latrinsorm]

NFL playoff standings.

Having a lot of tabs open.

I did an adequate job on my eye makeup.

[Ker_Thwap]

I can't muster up the indifference to even post anything here.

[Tisket]

I'm indifferent to my sisters diet. She and her family are coming to Christmas dinner and she's on a low carb diet.

Maybe this belongs in a "things that make you roll your eyes" thread. Do we have one of those yet?

[waywardgs]

I'm indifferent to my sisters diet. She and her family are coming to Christmas dinner and she's on a low carb diet.

Maybe this belongs in a "things that make you roll your eyes" thread. Do we have one of those yet?

Make her sit at the kid's table.

[RSR]

You're serving her food, that makes you her servant. Shut your fucking mouth and be subservient to her.

[Tisket]

Except for that whole not getting paid to serve her...

Considering the cost of the whole meal, I'm paying her for the privilege.

[Wrathbringer]

A thread for posting things not worth posting. Only you, Latrinsorm. Only you.

[Tisket]

RSR really hates the idea that I think people who work (and presumably get paid to do so) in retail are the servant of the customer.

Also: LOL @ choosing Arizona over Seattle.

DOOFUS.

[Androidpk]

RSR really hates the idea that I think people who work (and presumably get paid to do so) in retail are the servant of the customer.

Also: LOL @ choosing Arizona over Seattle.

DOOFUS.

Such a sad game for AZ. Their defense was a complete no show.

[RSR]

Because unlike you I understand the definition of the word servant. :)

[Methais]

Because unlike you I understand the definition of the word servant. :)

What does a servant do?

[Gelston]

What does a servant do?

He is confusing servant with slave it seems.

[Tisket]

I don't understand how the appellation of servant is an insult. Weird.

[Gelston]

I don't understand how the appellation of servant is an insult. Weird.

Shut up, house servant.

[Ker_Thwap]

It all depends on the business plan. I was shopping for a specific item. The overly cheerful greeter mugged me at the door, so I asked her where the item was. She directed me to a 40' wall of nearly identical items. Poor customer service or just an annoying marketing plan where they force you to browse their other selections before you find the one you want?

I no longer really expect service. The job descriptions have changed. The business owner doesn't want the guy to pump your gas, check your oil and top off the windshield fluid. They want the employee to sit inside at the cash register and take your money. There's no giant store room out back anymore, so it's pointless to ask if they have the shoes in your size.

Retail is built on the labor of suckers who will cover until the next employee arrives, and work extra shifts, and unpaid time, all to cover for some idiot manager who can't seem to schedule the proper amount of hours. That said, you can learn valuable things by working retail, and learning to interact with managers, fellow employees and customers. It's just a matter of finding the balance of working to improve yourself and not being a sucker.

You can be the "I want to talk to the manager" person, or be like me. Indifferent.

[Gelston]

It all depends on the business plan. I was shopping for a specific item. The overly cheerful greeter mugged me at the door, so I asked her where the item was. She directed me to a 40' wall of nearly identical items. Poor customer service or just an annoying marketing plan where they force you to browse their other selections before you find the one you want?

I no longer really expect service. The job descriptions have changed. The business owner doesn't want the guy to pump your gas, check your oil and top off the windshield fluid. They want the employee to sit inside at the cash register and take your money. There's no giant store room out back anymore, so it's pointless to ask if they have the shoes in your size.

Retail is built on the labor of suckers who will cover until the next employee arrives, and work extra shifts, and unpaid time, all to cover for some idiot manager who can't seem to schedule the proper amount of hours. That said, you can learn valuable things by working retail, and learning to interact with managers, fellow employees and customers. It's just a matter of finding the balance of working to improve yourself and not being a sucker.

You can be the "I want to talk to the manager" person, or be like me. Indifferent.

Just amazon everything.

[Tisket]

You can be the "I want to talk to the manager" person, or be like me. Indifferent.

I never complain to the manager but I will let my feet do the talking.

[Gelston]

I never complain to the manager but I will let my feet do the talking.

FOOT MOUTHS

[Tisket]

Shut up, house servant.

And I will actually be doing just that for my sister and her family this Christmas. Because, even unpaid, that's what a gracious hostess does.

[Gelston]

And I will actually be doing just that for my sister and her family this Christmas. Because, even unpaid, that's what a gracious hostess does.

Why not hire some Guatemalans?

[Methais]

Shut up, cock servant.

Fixed.

[Fallen]

Got a B+ in Virology. I would have cared more until I ran the numbers and found even if I got straight A's I wouldn't be able to hit the GPA I was aiming for anyway.

[Latrinsorm]

Iggy Azalea's voice.

[Androidpk]

Iggy Azalea's voice.

I haven't listened to any of her stuff so I have no opinion on that matter but I do find the backlash by racist blacks against her to be hilarious.

[Wrathbringer]

The fact that GR poops 3 times per morning.

[Tgo01]

I was just thinking earlier today that when I was younger we were taught to never tell anyone we were home alone (this was back when leaving your child home alone was the cool thing to do.) Instead if someone called up looking for one of our parents we should say they are in the shower and can't come to the phone right now, you know, in case it's that one in a billion chance that this is someone who is looking to rob your place and calls up first to make sure no one is home, or worse yet they are calling up hoping you are home alone because they wanted to come over and molest you or kidnap you.

Then I got to thinking that people these days will gladly hop on Facebook and post pictures of themselves and their family and friends, post things like they don't believe in guns and they don't own one, they don't own any pets and therefore they don't own any vicious guard dogs, will brag about all of the shit they buy and have in their house, will post the city and state they live in and will post pictures of their house and sometimes even their street number makes it onto the photos, then they will post things like "We just landed in France! We will be gone for the next 4 weeks!"

Ah, how times have changed.

[Latrinsorm]

Pochettino.

[Gelston]

Latrinsorm.

[Tenlaar]

I had a dream last night that I had a baby. Not that I became a father, but that I had a baby.

[Androidpk]

I had a dream last night that I had a baby. Not that I became a father, but that I had a baby.

You dreamed about giving birth to a baby? Did it pop out of your butt? Was it painful? How long were you in labor? Congratulations!

[Gelston]

I had a dream last night that I had a baby. Not that I became a father, but that I had a baby.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Juniorposter.jpg

[Tenlaar]

You dreamed about giving birth to a baby? Did it pop out of your butt? Was it painful? How long were you in labor? Congratulations!

I did. It was not specified where it came from, I don't think I had a vagina. I was standing outside of a medical center with a friend of mine, hanging out while we waited for the staff to arrive before we went in. As we could see the people walking up the road towards us she said "They better hurry, you're crowning" and then it just dropped out and hit the ground and started crying. It was a girl. I picked her up and took her inside to be checked out, went to the bathroom (which happened to be the downstairs bathroom at my childhood home) and then I woke up.

Thanks.

[Parkbandit]

I did. It was not specified where it came from, I don't think I had a vagina. I was standing outside of a medical center with a friend of mine, hanging out while we waited for the staff to arrive before we went in. As we could see the people walking up the road towards us she said "They better hurry, you're crowning" and then it just dropped out and hit the ground and started crying. It was a girl. I picked her up and took her inside to be checked out, went to the bathroom (which happened to be the downstairs bathroom at my childhood home) and then I woke up.

Thanks.

I bet your "Lady Friend" was please he didn't have to be the one to birth that kid.

[Tenlaar]

I bet your "Lady Friend" was please he didn't have to be the one to birth that kid.

How old do you think you will have to be before you grow the fuck up enough to stop trying to insult people by calling them homosexuals?

[Androidpk]

How old do you think you will have to be before you grow the fuck up enough to stop trying to insult people by calling them homosexuals?

More importantly is why your avatar always shows a broken link. It's frustrating.

[Tenlaar]

More importantly is why your avatar always shows a broken link. It's frustrating.

I am indifferent to your plight today.

And I'm still not convinced it's broken.

[Androidpk]

I am indifferent to your plight today.

And I'm still not convinced it's broken.


I am indifferent to your indifference!

[Tenlaar]

I'm more indifferenter. You used an exclamation point.

[Androidpk]

I'm more indifferenter. You used an exclamation point.

Only to highlight the extremes of my indifference.

[Fallen]

Unless your avatar is of a broken link, it's broken. Sometimes images will display correctly for the host but not others.

[Warriorbird]

"I don't give NO fucks..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gociofBFHC4

[Androidpk]

Unless your avatar is of a broken link, it's broken. Sometimes images will display correctly for the host but not others.

Can you see his?

[Taernath]

I can't see it. I think I remember Tenlaar saying something about using a .gif as his avatar.

[Parkbandit]

How old do you think you will have to be before you grow the fuck up enough to stop trying to insult people by calling them homosexuals?

Poor thing.

[Parkbandit]

I am indifferent to your plight today.

And I'm still not convinced it's broken.

Technology.. HOW DO3Z IT WERK!?

It's not that difficult.. really. Why don't you give us the picture you want to use and we'll help you through this difficult process?

[Gelston]

Unless your avatar is of a broken link, it's broken. Sometimes images will display correctly for the host but not others.

It works for me on Mozilla. Doesn't work on Chrome.

[Fallen]

It works for me on Mozilla. Doesn't work on Chrome.

Chrome here. Odd that it's browser specific.

[Warriorbird]

He just really hates Google.

[Androidpk]

Silk here.

[Tisket]

And I'm still not convinced it's broken.

And you wonder why people don't take you seriously.

[Tenlaar]

And you wonder why people don't take you seriously.

No I don't. I don't come here for serious people to take me seriously about serious things. This place is time wasting incarnate.

Also, Gelston verified that it works on Mozilla for him. So suck it.

[Gelston]

It says
Danger
Ninjas and Pirates
and Lasers and Shit

Easier to show...

http://www.tshirtroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ninjas-and-pirates-and-lasers,-oh-my!-jesse-cot%C3%A9.jpg

[Tisket]

A lame avatar for a lame boob. Fitting.

[Tenlaar]

A lame avatar for a lame boob. Fitting.

Is there a reason that you are being such a salty cunt all of the sudden? Do you need to talk about something, vent some frustrations about your life?

[Tisket]

All of a sudden?

[Tenlaar]

Well it's been a while since you decided to randomly pop into a thread and insult me, I just thought something might be wrong and causing you higher than normal levels of bitchery.

[Tgo01]

Was in the mood for some old school movies so was watching Die Hard last night.

Towards the beginning of the movie Bruce Wilis asks the guy where his wife in the office might be. He tells him to check the computer and he does and says 30th floor and the guy says "oh the Christmas party. They're the only people left in the building."

Well if you knew they were the only people left in the building why did you make him look up the name on the computer?

I know, I know. They had to find a way for Willis to find out from a cold computer that his wife doesn't use his name anymore and for the audience to learn that the only people left in the building are at the party.

[Androidpk]

Was in the mood for some old school movies so was watching Die Hard last night.

Towards the beginning of the movie Bruce Wilis asks the guy where his wife in the office might be. He tells him to check the computer and he does and says 30th floor and the guy says "oh the Christmas party. They're the only people left in the building."

Well if you knew they were the only people left in the building why did you make him look up the name on the computer?

I know, I know. They had to find a way for Willis to find out from a cold computer that his wife doesn't use his name anymore and for the audience to learn that the only people left in the building are at the party.

Great. Now you're trying to break Hollywood!

[Tgo01]

Great. Now you're trying to break Hollywood!

Well someone has to hold them accountable!

[Androidpk]

All of a sudden?


http://i.imgur.com/1rClMEt.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Andy's post.

[Candor]

This entire thread.

[Tgo01]

My indifference made me indifferent today.

[Warriorbird]

None of us are ever very different.

[Taernath]

[IMG]

My Puritan sensibilities are offended. But seriously though, save that for rep comments.

[Tgo01]

None of us are ever very different.

Hey!

Well okay you have a point.

[Androidpk]

My Puritan sensibilities are offended. But seriously though, save that for rep comments.

Why would I do that?

[Taernath]

Why would I do that?

Because I don't click on NSFW /r/WTF links if I'm in class.

[Tgo01]

Because I don't click on NSFW /r/WTF links if I'm in class.

It's just a chick in a unicorn mask giving a guy a nose job. I passed by this scene about twice on my way to the super market.

[Tisket]

lol @ pk for thinking penis isn't NSFW

[Androidpk]

lol @ pk for thinking penis isn't NSFW

It's plastic..

[Androidpk]

It's just a chick in a unicorn mask giving a guy a nose job. I passed by this scene about twice on my way to the super market.

It's a dildo, not a dude.

[Tgo01]

Speaking of Die Hard, why is it when Bruce Willis comes upon the first guy one on one the guy is all "You won't shoot me, you're the police" and Bruce is all "Is that so?" so he punches him then gets into a fist fight with the guy.

What was Bruce's plan? Just handcuff him then proceed to attempt to arrest the other 15 bad guys he knows all have automatic weapons? Shoot the guy, Bruce! SHOOT HIM!

[Gelston]

Speaking of Die Hard, why is it when Bruce Willis comes upon the first guy one on one the guy is all "You won't shoot me, you're the police" and Bruce is all "Is that so?" so he punches him then gets into a fist fight with the guy.

What was Bruce's plan? Just handcuff him then proceed to attempt to arrest the other 15 bad guys he knows all have automatic weapons? Shoot the guy, Bruce! SHOOT HIM!

TheE had a role in the writing of the script.

[Tgo01]

Also, okay, so like, he kills the guy but is like "Just my luck, I have to kill a terrorist with the feet of a baby!"

Why not at least take the guy's socks? Or take his clothes and wrap them around his feet? Or use his own shirt to wrap around his feet? I guess walking around in broken glass makes for a more suspenseful movie!

[Tgo01]

TheE had a role in the writing of the script.

lol

Well Bruce did make sure the bad guy knew he was there first :/

[Latrinsorm]

Speaking of Die Hard, why is it when Bruce Willis comes upon the first guy one on one the guy is all "You won't shoot me, you're the police" and Bruce is all "Is that so?" so he punches him then gets into a fist fight with the guy.

What was Bruce's plan? Just handcuff him then proceed to attempt to arrest the other 15 bad guys he knows all have automatic weapons? Shoot the guy, Bruce! SHOOT HIM!Police can't just walk around shooting white people, Terry. Even European white people.

[Tgo01]

Police can't just walk around shooting white people, Terry. Even European white people.

Touche, salesman.

[Tgo01]

Also what was the point in making the cops (except the black cop from Family Matters) and the FBI look like a bunch of bumbling buffoons? For fuck's sake the chief thinks a "depressed stock broker" shot himself about 20 times then jumped out of a window instead of believing that Bruce shot him because he was a bad guy and Bruce was a good guy then threw him out the window to get the cop's attention?

"Durr! He's a terrorist too! Or possibly even a bartender! LOL LOL LOL LOL!"

Then the FBI guys are all like "What? Only a 50% casualty rate? I can live with that."

Was there some sort of shit going on around the time this movie was made that made cops look bad so they decided to depict them as idiots in the movie or something?

[Androidpk]

Law enforcement in pretty much every movie are always portrayed as incompetent and late to the party.

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FebYWUGucpA

[Tgo01]

Law enforcement in pretty much every movie are always portrayed as incompetent and late to the party.

True. True.

And the Chinese guy is all "Wait, should I take this Nestle Crunch (PRODUCT PLACEMENT!) or not? I better look around to make sure no one sees me. Better look around again...after all taking this Nestle Crunch is technically stealing."

Take the damn Nestle Crunch! You aren't gonna get in trouble!

Someone give me a couple hundred million dollars so I can remake this movie and make it better.

[Tgo01]

And then the chief is all like "Holy shit! They're shooting at them!" and the dimwitted cop is all like "HURR DURR! It's panic fire! They can't see what they're shooting at" all the while the giant spot lights 10 feet behind them are being shot out and still everyone is just standing there like "Oh, no worries, they can't shoot us! LOL!"

[Tgo01]

Chief: "Oh wait! I just realized it's a bad idea to send 4 people to the front doors that are made entirely of glass and also considering this place probably has a million security cameras that they are probably watching! Send them back!"
Dimwitted Cop: "NO! They're almost in! THEY'RE ALMOST IN!"

[Tgo01]

And then after 2 of the 4 cops in front of the giant glass doors get shot that one guy trying to burn the locks or whatever is like "DURR! I'll just keep burning this lock! Burning this lock is very important!"

And it isn't until AFTER all 4 of them were shot (or shot at) that Dimwitted Cop is like "Okay, FINE! I guess we can send in the APC. Shit! We just had it detailed though!"

SIR! Sir! Our APC just got rocketed!

Dimwitted Cop: "Well tough shit! You stay in that APC and await further instructions! THAT'S AN ORDER!"

[Androidpk]

Speaking of stupid shit in movies I watched Olympia Has Fallen last night and it was full of it. The best part though
Is in the beginning when the AC-130 gunship is flying overhead wrecking people and secret service are on the roof of the white house shooting at it with submachine guns. Derp. Then later suddenly the white house has a next-gen AA weapon that's used to take out incoming rescue teams on helicopters.

[Tgo01]

Speaking of stupid shit in movies I watched Olympia Has Fallen last night and it was full of it. The best part though
Is in the beginning when the AC-130 gunship is flying overhead wrecking people and secret service are on the roof of the white house shooting at it with submachine guns. Derp. Then later suddenly the white house has a next-gen AA weapon that's used to take out incoming rescue teams on helicopters.

What, you can't take out a gunship with machine guns? :O

[Latrinsorm]

Law enforcement in pretty much every movie are always portrayed as incompetent and late to the party.I don't know why, but when things like you show up in movies and manga, it's always when the cops have been doomed and on the ropes.
And by the time the hero with the superpowers shows up, we're generally quivering in a puddle of blood to illustrate the strength of our opponents.
And that's just fine.
It simply means people think we're powerful and can't be killed so easily.
And you know for a movie, that works.
But I've always wanted to add something at that point.
If by chance a monster, or an android, or even a ninja did appear...
Well, then, there's just one thing that I'd wanna say.
Don't jack with the cops, monster.
I'll say it again. Stupid monster, don't jack with the cops!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/caraniel/Screenshots/drr13-01.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

What, you can't take out a gunship with machine guns? :OGuns only protect us from tyranny. Not aeroplanes. Or police.

[Androidpk]

Things like you???

[Tgo01]

And then the Chief is like: "Look dude! I know you might have just saved our officers that we stupidly sent on a suicide mission after you warned us not to, but you just DESTROYED A BUILDING! That's like, a million times worse than the terrorists who have 30 hostages and have killed people already and fired two rockets at our APC! We don't want your help!"

[Latrinsorm]

And then the Chief is like: "Look dude! I know you might have just saved our officers that we stupidly sent on a suicide mission after you warned us not to, but you just DESTROYED A BUILDING! That's like, a million times worse than the terrorists who have 30 hostages and have killed people already and fired two rockets at our APC! We don't want your help!"Look, you mess with the bull, and you get the horns.

[Tgo01]

Then the chief is all like "Did you hear that man? He just let them shoot that guy instead of giving them the detonators to explosives they are so desperate to get and turning himself over to them after which they would have surely shot him! He didn't do all of that so HE is the bad guy and it's the same thing as pulling the trigger on that guy himself!"

[Tgo01]

Then the police chief says to the black officer "You tell your partner to stay away from this, you hear me? Because if he doesn't I'm going to nail him boy."

Who the fuck is he calling a BOY?!

[Tgo01]

And then the chief acts like a little school girl when the FBI arrives. "Oh my God! The FBI? Let me fix my hair, oh hi guys! Let me shake your hand...I'm...I'm sort of in charge here..."

[Androidpk]

Here's tgo giving us the play by play action

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/02/thornburg.jpg

[Tgo01]

And then Bruce has the head bad guy, Hans, RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF HIM, with a MACHINE GUN pointed in his direction but he's all like "Naww, I better not waste the .351 seconds it would take to kill this guy because I just heard the elevator ding! I better run away right now and let this guy alive!"

[Gelston]

He falls out of the building to his death in the end.

[Tgo01]

And then Hans says to the other guy in their non English dirty language "Shoot the glass" and the guy is all like "What? Speak English!" so Hans says in English "Shoot the glass" and the guy is all like "Ohhh! Now I understand when you say it in our non native language!"

[Tgo01]

He falls out of the building to his death in the end.

That doesn't happen until I say it happens!!!

[Gelston]

That doesn't happen until I say it happens!!!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/diehard/images/9/9b/Hanskill.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20120229033254

[Tgo01]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/diehard/images/9/9b/Hanskill.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20120229033254

:O

[Tgo01]

And then after they shoot all the glass Willis is all like "Jesus Christ!"

Yeah, like Jesus is gonna help you, Bruce.

[Tgo01]

And then the wife is all "He's still alive" referring to Bruce and her coworker looks at her and says "What?"

What? WHAT?! Have you not been paying attention throughout the whole movie you moron! Her husband is going around killing these bad guys to help YOU and you have no idea who she is referring to?! Who do you think she's referring to? Jesus Christ?!

[Warriorbird]

And then the wife is all "He's still alive" referring to Bruce and her coworker looks at her and says "What?"

What? WHAT?! Have you not been paying attention throughout the whole movie you moron! Her husband is going around killing these bad guys to help YOU and you have no idea who she is referring to?! Who do you think she's referring to? Jesus Christ?!

Your terrible Die Hard recaps make me both want to never post again and go watch the movie. Far worse than anything political you've ever posted. Insidious.

[Tgo01]

And then the black cop confesses to shooting a 13 year old kid and pulls out the lame excuse that the kid had a ray gun but it looked real enough.

Yeah, like we're going to buy that story. Pppphhhhbbbbbtttt!

[Tgo01]

Your terrible Die Hard recaps make me both want to never post again and go watch the movie. Far worse than anything political you've ever posted. Insidious.

Watch the movie! Even with its insurmountable flaws it's still a pretty good movie :p

They don't make movies like this anymore, now it's all "Let's see how many CGI effects we can throw at the screen."

[Tgo01]

And then the electric worker is all like "Okay, so I just shut down this building?" and then his boss is like "NO! You can't shut it down from here! You have to shut down 10 city blocks if you want to shut down this building!"

And the guy is like "No...really...all I have to do is..." and the boss interrupts again "NO! It can't be done! Shut down 10 city blocks!"

Then the FBI guy has to whip out his penis and wave it around and he's all like "Shut down the city blocks or your ass is FIRED!"

So rather then just explain calmly that he can shut down just the one building the guy is all like "DURR! Okay, let me call it in! Durr! Dude? Shut down 10 city blocks!"

[Tgo01]

Then the FBI agents are all grinning and giggling like little kids and say "Those terrorists are probably pissing in their pants right now!"

Yes, because you turned off the lights...and the emergency lights turned on...OH NOES!

Also these guys are going through all of this trouble to steal like 600 million dollars in some bank bonds or some shit? Haven't they heard of a movie called Superman 2? You just steal fractions of a penny at a time and the money adds up after a while. Plus it's all done over the computer! No big elaborate schemes to go through involving guns and rocket launchers and APCs and police and FBI and hostages and a crazed man gunning you guys down one by one.

Then the FBI dude calls someone on his walkie talkie. Oh wait, some background information. Both FBI agents are named Johnson and one is white and one is black, "no relation" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

So anyways, the white Johnson calls someone on the walkie talkie and he says "This is Agent Johnson" then he says "No, the other one."

The other one HMMM? I wonder what the person on the other end said? "This the black one?"

[Tgo01]

And then Hans just happens to be watching the news channel where the douche bag reporter is interviews Bruce's kids and he says "Your parents are very important people, is there anything you want to say to them?"

And for some reason this seems important to Hans so he really starts paying attention to the screen then he glances at Bruce's wife and she's like "Oh shit" then BAM! Just like that Hans is like "Oh wait, there is a picture frame turned down on the desk here, let me see what's on it....OH HO HO HO HO!"

[Tgo01]

And then the FBI swoops in with helicopters and Bruce starts firing wildly into the air and so the FBI start firing at Bruce and Bruce runs away then screams "I'm on your side assholes!"

Granted the FBI agents are complete tools but how are they supposed to know that, Bruce. How are they supposed to know that?

[Tgo01]

And then the roof explodes and the helicopter the two FBI agents plus 2 other people are in comes crashing down and the chief is all like "HURR! Gonna need more FBI guys, I guess."

Yeah, I love your nonchalant attitude towards "terrorists" just murdering people left and right.

[Androidpk]

Reported for excessive screen scroll.

[Tgo01]

And then the black limo driver, who honestly has no idea what's going on other than "terrorists" have taken over the building, sees another black dude driving an ambulance and automatically assumes the worst so he rams his limo into the driver's side of the ambulance and runs up to the window and barely touches the other dude and he's knocked out.

Then the limo driver is all smiling and practically patting himself on the back even though he has no idea what he just did.

[Tgo01]

And then Bruce walks on Hans and another dude and Bruce is all "Hhhhaaannnsss!" and points his machine gun at them but doesn't fire. Instead he watches as Hans...and I'm not even shitting you about this!!!!...watches as Hans reaches for something and just..watches him do it! Like...dude! You're a cop! You don't watch a perp slowly reach towards something and do nothing about it!

Okay, so, I forget now..it's POSSIBLE his machine gun is out of ammo. Possibly. But he has a fucking hand gun taped to his back! USE THE HAND GUN!

Instead he watches as Hans slowly grabs his wife and pulls her in front of him. Like...dude! You could have just shot him!

[Tgo01]

Reported for excessive screen scroll.

:(

[Tgo01]

And then Hans is hanging out of a window, holding onto Bruce's wife by her wrist so Bruce is like "Oh shit! What do I do!"

So he loosens his wife's watch...HER WATCH! And then Hans starts falling...like, really? You weren't actually grabbing a hold of her wrist, it was her watch that was holding you up?

And then Hans starts falling and the chief is like "DURR! I hope that's not a hostage?" Why not say "Looks like we're gonna need more hostages"?

[Tgo01]

And then the cops and fire fighters start entering the building like...what makes you think it's safe? Because you saw some guy fall out of the building? You saw the ground floor get blown up, the roof get blown up, someone thrown out of a window and the FBI's helicopter fall out of the sky BUT OH WAIT! Now it has to be safe because someone fell out of of the window!

"Okay boys! That's the sign! Move in! Go go go!" And it's not like they are moving in fast either, oh no. They are sort of just walking towards the building like "Yeah yeah, hostages, fires, whatever. No rush."

[Tgo01]

And then the wife is all like "Okay, you saved my life...SIGH! I guess I can use your last name now...until the next movie that is..."

She does leave him, right? I should watch Die Hard 2 next..

And then the chief is all like "Hey! Mclain! If that is your real name! I know you just saved all of the hostages and took out all of the bad guys but I'm holding you responsible for that one guy getting shot by the terrorist AND for property damage!"

Like...dude...come on already! How did you get this job? Fail at running a movie theater so this was your punishment?

[Tgo01]

And then! AND THEN! Somehow one of the bad guys is still alive but he was thought to be dead so the paramedics brought him outside with everyone else.

Okay, I guess I can sort of believe that, but they brought him down WITH HIS GUN?! Like, really? How did that conversation go?

Paramedic one: "Hey this guy is dead, but he's clutching a gun."
Paramedic two: "Well shit, we can't just very well leave that gun here, better leave it on him."

And then it gets better! So there is like, a gajillion cops standing about and the bad guy very slowly swings his gun towards the crowd of cops and EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DUCKS...except of course the teen murdering cop who pulls out his gun and shoots the guy like 20 times.

[Tgo01]

And then the limo driver, who we see earlier in the movie attempt to leave the parking garage once he hears terrorists have taken over the building only to find out there is a gate blocking his exit, comes bursting out of said gate! Why didn't you just do that before!!

And so of course the jumpy cop who just killed the bad guy is like "Oh shit! Better shoot this guy too!" but Bruce is like "Calm down there champ, he's with me."

Okay, I can buy that the cop doesn't shoot the limo because Bruce told him to back down. But then the limo drives past like 6 guys carrying assault rifles and they're just like "Oh a car just busted through a gate and is speeding towards us. Obviously he has only good intentions."

[Tgo01]

But you know what's cool about Die Hard? It's technically a Christmas movie! The end credits even start with a Christmas song!

So if you're thinking of a good, wholesome Christmas movie the whole family of all ages can enjoy next Christmas, keep Die Hard in mind.

[Tenlaar]

This is a very good example of not being indifferent to something.

[Tgo01]

This is a very good example of not being indifferent to something.

I started out indifferent :(

[Jeril]

The recap is, Tgo is in love with Bruce Willis and everyone should watch Die Hard every Christmas.

[Tgo01]

The recap is, Tgo is in love with Bruce Willis and everyone should watch Die Hard every Christmas.

One of these two points is correct...but which one is the correct one?

[Tisket]

When did Tg01 go insane? It must have been a sudden snap, I didn't notice any signs of a gradual descent into madness.

[Tgo01]

When did Tg01 go insane? It must have been a sudden snap, I didn't notice any signs of a gradual descent into madness.

You didn't? I'm better at hiding this then I thought :D

[Androidpk]

Tisket becomes cunty. Tgo goes insane. WTF is happening today!?

[Tgo01]

Tisket becomes cunty. Tgo goes insane. WTF is happening today!?

What's happening today is I just turned on Die Hard 2! :D

[Androidpk]

What's happening today is I just turned on Die Hard 2! :D

For the first time ever?

[Tgo01]

For the first time ever?

Like I would admit that on the PC where everyone can spoil everything for me.

[Androidpk]

​Snapes kills McClane!

[Tgo01]

So Bruce Willis enters the Airport and he asks the lady at information where the phones are and...you can literally SEE THE PHONES behind her and she's like "Right over there...asshole...

[Tgo01]

​Snapes kills McClane!

:(

[Tgo01]

And then they cut to some naked dude doing aerobics or something and his ass is so fucking white! SO FUCKING WHITE! Was it necessary to show this guy's white ass?!

[Tgo01]

This 80 year old lady just pulled out a taser and turned it on. She would have gotten shot by an Air Marshal today.

[Tgo01]

So Bruce Willis grabs a can of hairspray and sprays it in the black guy's face.

Okay, I can buy that.

But then the guy just stands there, motionless and not even trying to cover his eyes while Bruce continues to spray it into his face for a few seconds.

Are these the Water Bandits from Home Alone or what?

[Thondalar]

So Bruce Willis grabs a can of hairspray and sprays it in the black guy's face.

Okay, I can buy that.

But then the guy just stands there, motionless and not even trying to cover his eyes while Bruce continues to spray it into his face for a few seconds.

Are these the Water Bandits from Home Alone or what?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

If you can pull it off, you can enjoy most movies.

Wish I could.

:(

[Tgo01]

If you can pull it off, you can enjoy most movies.

Never!

So the police chief of THIS city doesn't want to be bothered to properly investigate a crime scene where someone was killed because it happened at an airport during the busiest time of the year.

Like...really? Yes. Crimes are usually inconvenient but that's why you're the chief so you can put your big boy pants on and do your fucking job and tell people tough shit if they're busy.

[Tgo01]

Just the FAX ma'am, just the FAX!

HAHA! Get it?

[Tgo01]

Holy shit! I just realized I really haven't seen this one before. I thought this was the one with Zeus but that's apparently the next one :O

[Tgo01]

So, wait, this huge surprise ambush thing was supposed to take place on this sky walk thing. Okay, it actually makes sense, mow them down while they are all single file coming up the escalator. But the bad guys wait until the cops step OFF of the escalator and the bad guy says "You look like a sitting duck!" and THEN they proceed to shoot them, giving the cops plenty of time to find cover?? The cops manage to fire off like a gajillion rounds with their rifles? The cops even manage to kill a bad guy!

Worst. Ambush. Ever.

[Tisket]

You didn't? I'm better at hiding this then I thought :D

THAN. THAN. THAN.

No...no...I will not allow you to drag me into your mad little world. Go ahead and use "then" instead of "than." See if I care.

[Tgo01]

THAN. THAN. THAN.

No...no...I will not allow you to drag me into your mad little world. Go ahead and use "then" instead of "than." See if I care.

And than........

[Candor]

No...no...I will not allow you to drag me into your mad little world. Go ahead and use "then" instead of "than." See if I care.

Well that's there choice :)

[Androidpk]

Well that's there choice :)

Learn2grammer, pal

[Candor]

Learn2grammer, pal

You honestly didn't get that was intentional?

Wow...you really need to go buy a clue somewhere...

[Androidpk]

You honestly didn't get that was intentional?

Wow...you really need to go buy a clue somewhere...

/facepalm

Read what I said.

[Fallen]

This indifference thread is awfully feisty.

[Candor]

This indifference thread is awfully feisty.

...and I'm real indifferent about that...

[Taernath]

This indifference thread is awfully feisty.

I think some people are only faking their indifference.

[Androidpk]

This indifference thread is awfully feisty.

It seems my exclamation point yesterday started a bad trend.

[Tgo01]

Now it's time for Die Hard with Zeus in it!

"Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you? My name is ZEUS! As in I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, motherfucker. Zeus!"

[Tgo01]

You know what the giant plot hole was with "Die Hard with a vengeance"?

So okay, dig it. We learn towards the beginning of the film that these bombs mix two liquids together and once the two liquids mix they go BOOM! But as we also learn from the dork explaining all of this the two liquids by themselves are harmless; he's practically wetting himself with joy playing with the liquids by themselves.

Okay. So. Okay so wait. Once they find the bomb in the school, why does he bother trying to deactivate the bomb? Just puncture a hole in one of the containers and allow all of the liquid to drain out, after all each liquid is harmless by itself.

PLOT HOLE! This also goes for just about every bomb they find prior to when it starts mixing. Like when Bruce finds the bomb on the subway, it hasn't started mixing yet! PUNCTURE A HOLE IN ONE OF THE CONTAINERS! By the time Zeus got the handcuffs off Bruce on the ship the liquids had already started mixing so I can forgive them for allowing that bomb to go off.

PLOT HOLE! PLOT HOLE!

PPPLLLOOOTTT HHHOOOLLLEEE!

[Gnome Rage]

You know what the giant plot hole was with "Die Hard with a vengeance"?

So okay, dig it. We learn towards the beginning of the film that these bombs mix two liquids together and once the two liquids mix they go BOOM! But as we also learn from the dork explaining all of this the two liquids by themselves are harmless; he's practically wetting himself with joy playing with the liquids by themselves.

Okay. So. Okay so wait. Once they find the bomb in the school, why does he bother trying to deactivate the bomb? Just puncture a hole in one of the containers and allow all of the liquid to drain out, after all each liquid is harmless by itself.

PLOT HOLE! This also goes for just about every bomb they find prior to when it starts mixing. Like when Bruce finds the bomb on the subway, it hasn't started mixing yet! PUNCTURE A HOLE IN ONE OF THE CONTAINERS! By the time Zeus got the handcuffs off Bruce on the ship the liquids had already started mixing so I can forgive them for allowing that bomb to go off.

PLOT HOLE! PLOT HOLE!

PPPLLLOOOTTT HHHOOOLLLEEE!
Maybe it was a glass container inside another glass container that was so close that if you tried to break one you'd break both and explode yourself.
WHAT ABOUT THAT.

[Tgo01]

Maybe it was a glass container inside another glass container that was so close that if you tried to break one you'd break both and explode yourself.
WHAT ABOUT THAT.

Impossible! Because Bruce punctured the container on the ship after it had already started mixing!

See? Plot hole!

[Taernath]

He's right, we do it with lock traps.

[Atlanteax]

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/19/luxury/plastic-surgery-christmas/index.html?iid=obnetwork


This year, Heidi, a mother of three living on Long Island, NY, won't be looking for the jewelry box her husband usually leaves under the tree. Instead, she's getting a new kind of gift -- money toward the facial filler Juvederm, which she'll have injected into the area under her eyes at Marotta Facial Plastic Surgery Center.

"I was so excited when he told me, because I'm always complaining that I look so tired and my husband knows this," said Heidi, who requested that we not use her last name.

Cosmetic surgery is a major splurge, so it's an obvious choice for a gift wish list. The average cost of breast augmentation surgery was $3,678 in 2013, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. The average face lift cost was $6,556 and a tummy tuck was $5,217.

As in Heidi's case, the majority of these gifts come from a significant other. A survey of RealSelf community members found that, of those who had gotten some kind of a procedure as a gift, 75% received it from their romantic partner or spouse.

But this gift idea comes with a caveat: About one third of respondents said they'd be offended if a family member, romantic partner or a friend gifted them a cosmetic procedure.

I do not know whether to be amused or saddened that this is considered gift-giving by some.

[EasternBrand]

I do not know whether to be amused or saddened that this is considered gift-giving by some.

Welcome to Lawnguyland!

[Latrinsorm]

You know what the giant plot hole was with "Die Hard with a vengeance"?

So okay, dig it. We learn towards the beginning of the film that these bombs mix two liquids together and once the two liquids mix they go BOOM! But as we also learn from the dork explaining all of this the two liquids by themselves are harmless; he's practically wetting himself with joy playing with the liquids by themselves.

Okay. So. Okay so wait. Once they find the bomb in the school, why does he bother trying to deactivate the bomb? Just puncture a hole in one of the containers and allow all of the liquid to drain out, after all each liquid is harmless by itself.

PLOT HOLE! This also goes for just about every bomb they find prior to when it starts mixing. Like when Bruce finds the bomb on the subway, it hasn't started mixing yet! PUNCTURE A HOLE IN ONE OF THE CONTAINERS! By the time Zeus got the handcuffs off Bruce on the ship the liquids had already started mixing so I can forgive them for allowing that bomb to go off.

PLOT HOLE! PLOT HOLE!

PPPLLLOOOTTT HHHOOOLLLEEE!The bombs have countermeasures to disarming. One easy one to implement would be that if pressure in one tank decreases, begin mixing regardless of the timer. This would not matter if the fluids were already mixing, so Bruce's puncture did not matter.

[Tgo01]

The bombs have countermeasures to disarming. One easy one to implement would be that if pressure in one tank decreases, begin mixing regardless of the timer. This would not matter if the fluids were already mixing, so Bruce's puncture did not matter.

Is that what they said in the movie or are you just trying to cover Die Hard's ass?

[Tenlaar]

I was told today that my crazy, obsessed, stalkerish ex-girlfriend tried to commit suicide recently.

[Atlanteax]

http://www.newser.com/story/201684/german-judge-backs-mens-right-to-pee-standing-up.html


German Judge Backs Men's Right to Pee Standing Up

Men everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief that one of their basic rights are spared from the oppression of the women in their lives.

[Atlanteax]

Apparently had the landlord had this installed, the 'accident' may not had occurred...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mbBWSYBMnYk&x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688

[Ker_Thwap]

Apparently had the landlord had this installed, the 'accident' may not had occurred...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mbBWSYBMnYk&x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688

Not viewable, probably one of those something something things where you don't have permission to re-link it... or something. Sorry for all the technical jargon.

[Tgo01]

This actually ended up being the perfect thread for this:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/08/01/us-joke-odd-idUSKUA14785120080801


(Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

"What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humor can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at www.dave-tv.co.uk.

Didn't really make me smile or frown or laugh and I was tempted to put it in the "Things that blew your mind" thread but let's get real, is anyone surprised that the oldest joke is a fart joke?

[Latrinsorm]

The Sumerians invented astronomy, math, and writing.

And now people will know about them because of a fart joke.

[Taernath]

4. A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?" (Egyptian circa 1100 BC)

I guess you had to be there.

[Tgo01]

I guess you had to be there.

http://epicdemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/demotivational-posters-its-funny-because-theyre-small.jpg

[Fallen]

Joker from Suicide Squad as played by Jared Leto:

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2015/04/JOKER_LETO.jpg

[Androidpk]

I'm not feeling it.

[iJin]

It's supposed to be him in the Suicide Squad. Quit fitting for me. Quit being picky.

[Androidpk]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/b4/cd/5fb4cd19c7f67f8f101027e67b78c4ea.jpg

[JackWhisper]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/b4/cd/5fb4cd19c7f67f8f101027e67b78c4ea.jpg

7388

[iJin]

Found a torrent for Age of Ultron. Dunno if I should watch it. I'll still be going to see it on the big screen anyways.

[JackWhisper]

Watch it. Is it safe?

I don't do torrents, and am scared of viruses.

[iJin]

I have a Mac, I never get viruses. Downloading VLC right now, since I got a new iMac. Meep. I'll see how good it is!


Edit: Not bad for a cam. Gonna go get soda and now watch this omfg.

[Androidpk]

7388

I have no idea what I'm looking at and I'm afraid to ask.

[subzero]

Watch it. Is it safe?

I don't do torrents, and am scared of viruses.

I think it's pretty hard (if not impossible) to imbed a virus into a movie file. If it is possible, it's gotta be exceedingly rare.

If your 'movie' is measured in kilobytes, it's not a movie. Zap it!

[JackWhisper]

I have no idea what I'm looking at and I'm afraid to ask.

You linked Macaulay Culkin as a kid. I linked him as an adult.

[Astray]

Mediocre bud. Meh.

[Fallen]

New bed. I'm not 100% comfortable with it but the deal was too good to pass up.

Does anyone use an expensive mattress cover like bamboo foam (yes, it's a thing and it's awesome) that they'd recommend?

[Androidpk]

I'm not really a fan of foam bed products as they get too hot for my liking.

[Ker_Thwap]

New bed. I'm not 100% comfortable with it but the deal was too good to pass up.

Does anyone use an expensive mattress cover like bamboo foam (yes, it's a thing and it's awesome) that they'd recommend?

It will be flat and lifeless in a few months, just like any pillow you've owned in your lifetime. A few weeks of bliss, followed by months of regret, followed by wondering if it's worth the bother of washing it and putting it back on the bed.

[Astray]

To get off smoking, I'm giving Vaping a try.

[Androidpk]

To get off smoking, I'm giving Vaping a try.

Vape some hash oil.

[Latrinsorm]

Saw a Google Street View car pull onto the main drag.

[Astray]

Health Inspector coming in Thursday. Tomorrow is nothing but cleaning. We'll be closed all day.

It's gonna be an easy day, purely because I make sure the kitchen is scrubbed top to bottom every night. Meh.

[Fallen]

Installed Windows 10 on my main computer.

Apparently, Belkin does not yet support Windows 10 so I can't use my 5 GHz network. This cuts my internet speed down by over half. Yay.

[Fallen]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYre4jRUEAAoxDH.jpg

This just in: Offensive satirical newspaper is offensive.

[Taernath]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYre4jRUEAAoxDH.jpg

This just in: Offensive satirical newspaper is offensive.


What would have become the small Aylan had he great ?

Jobber buttocks in Germany .

Google translate fails me again.

'What would Aylan have become if he were older?

'Butt grabber in Germany' I guess.

[Methais]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYre4jRUEAAoxDH.jpg

This just in: Offensive satirical newspaper is offensive.

If you find it offensive, then you're not indifferent to it.

REPORTED FOR BEING OFF TOPIC

[Fallen]

If you find it offensive, then you're not indifferent to it.

REPORTED FOR BEING OFF TOPIC

I'm indifferent to people being outraged to purposely outrageous content. It's like taking Clydr or Wrath seriously.

[Silvean]

What would have become of little Aylan if he had grown up?

He would have fondled butts in Germany.

I missed that someone translated this above: "butt fondler in Germany" is right. I don't think I've ever heard the phrase before. The more you know.

[Velfi]

What would have become of little Aylan if he had grown up?

He would have fondled butts in Germany.

I missed that someone translated this above: "butt fondler in Germany" is right. I don't think I've ever heard the phrase before. The more you know.

Schmalzdackel.

[Taernath]

Schmalzdackel.

Hinternschänder

[Velfi]

I find myself at an impasse, as Flula does not have a lesson on this topic :(.

[Latrinsorm]

This just in: Offensive satirical newspaper is offensive.Writing in some mongrel language isn't THAT offensive.

[Fallen]

Started back at the gym today. Lifted various weights until I hit muscle failure. Will stick with that until the next monkey study starts up.

[Androidpk]

random spider chilling on my shoulder

[Fallen]

Larry Wilmore's Nightly Show was cancelled.

[Gelston]

Larry Wilmore's Nightly Show was cancelled.

I never really thought it was funny anyways. Just another Comedy Central show that tries to be hilarious bashing the South and the Right.

[Fallen]

It was very firmly centered around black issues/culture. While understandable, it didn't hold my interest and the guests usually weren't all that interesting. Keep it 100 segments were funny, though.

[Gelston]

It was very firmly centered around black issues/culture. While understandable, it didn't hold my interest and the guests usually weren't all that interesting. Keep it 100 segments were funny, though.

I think what turned it off for me is that they completely changed format from the show they replaced I suppose.

[Fallen]

The Black & Chrome edition of Mad Max: Fury Road is out today. The movie is amazing, but I don't see myself preferring this version over the theatrical release.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqnD_Qfx1vQ

[subzero]

The Black & Chrome edition of Mad Max: Fury Road is out today. The movie is amazing, but I don't see myself preferring this version over the theatrical release.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqnD_Qfx1vQ

What kind of hippie bullshit is this black and chrome garbage?! Movies are too good to be white now? White movies matter and stuff! Rabble rabble!

But, seriously... they're putting versions of the movie out now in black and white (fuck you, chrome!)? Why?

[Methais]

But, seriously... they're putting versions of the movie out now in black and white (fuck you, chrome!)? Why?

Hipsters think black & white is artsy.

[subzero]

Hipsters think black & white is artsy.

It's artsy alright. Like a hand-chiseled stone arrowhead.