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Tei
12-20-2014, 09:05 PM
So after much harassment by two someones... I've finally put this up for sale. Good luck gentlemen!

Once, twice, SOLD format
Delivery Landing, Teras or FWI


CB: 35m to Crime SOLD!


a woolly-haired shrunken goblin head with a craggy sallow pallor

analyze:
You analyze your shrunken goblin head and sense that there is no recorded information on that item. It may or may not be able to be worked on by a merchant alterer.
You get no sense of whether or not the head may be further lightened.

look:
The craggy sallow skin has been pulled tight on the head, which appears once to have belonged to a goblin. The head has woolly matted hair and a long pointy nose. Jagged metal stitches have been sewn along the neck and eyelids of the head. The stitches are coated with a layer of brownish-black crust composed of blood and dirt.

tap: You tap your shrunken goblin head, and it mumbles something under its breath.
pet: You pet your shrunken goblin head, causing its cracked and rubbery lips to stretch into a roguish grin. The shrunken goblin head gives an unsettling gurgle.
poke: You poke your shrunken goblin head in the eye, causing a small reddish-brown trickle of blood to ooze from its jagged metal stitches and slowly run down its cheek.
turn: You turn the shrunken goblin head over in your hand, and it licks your hand as you do so. Gross!
smooch/kiss: You lean in to give your shrunken goblin head a quick peck, but think better of it when the head bares its blackened, decaying teeth and hisses at you!
hug: You pull your shrunken goblin head into your chest and wrap it in a tight embrace, preventing the now shivering, wheezing head from escaping your grasp.
tickle: You tickle your shrunken goblin head, brushing your hand against its jagged metal stitches. The head gives a raspy, gravelly laugh.
touch: You pet your shrunken goblin head, causing its cracked and rubbery lips to stretch into a roguish grin. The shrunken goblin head gives an unsettling gurgle.
lick: Staring intently at your shrunken goblin head, you suddenly feel very weak. For a moment, everything in your vision goes black. When your vision returns, you are flat on your back.
raise: You raise your shrunken goblin head above your head, giving it a bird's-eye view, despite the fact that its eyelids are stitched shut and it can't see a thing.
toss: You toss your shrunken goblin head high into the air, and it lets out a violent scream! You deftly catch the head.
shake: You give your unflinching shrunken goblin head a violent shaking. A small vein bulges momentarily in the shrunken goblin head's temple.
rub: You stroke your shrunken goblin head's woolly matted hair, causing a small amount of dandruff to fall from its scalp. The muscles in the head's face relax and it goes quiet.

idle (shake to toggle, probably more messaging):
A violent scream emits from your black silk gem pouch!
Your black silk gem pouch suddenly opens. Faint giggling can be heard from inside.
Your black silk gem pouch suddenly closes. Muffled giggling can be heard from inside.
Quiet gurgling issues from your black silk gem pouch.
Quiet mumbling is coming from the direction of your black silk gem pouch.
You hear unintelligible jabbering coming from your black silk gem pouch. It stops as quickly as it began.
Your black silk gem pouch shakes back and forth for a short couple of moments.

chomping:
You feel an intense pain in your hand while rummaging around in Vellara's things. You jerk your hand from Vellara's cloak in a sudden motion, abandoning all stealth. A dull feeling moves from your hand up your wrist. You note a thick green mucus around what appears to be a bite mark on your hand.

merchant advice:
You can toggle their idle messaging (but not behaviors) using RUB and SHAKE.
There's a chance they'll bite a thief, if you keep them in a container. And some other stuff you'll find out as you go along.

Ardwen
12-20-2014, 09:09 PM
1 million

Alashir
12-20-2014, 09:15 PM
1.5

Zaigh
12-20-2014, 09:17 PM
2m

RAR
12-20-2014, 09:20 PM
5m

Ardwen
12-20-2014, 09:23 PM
6

Zaigh
12-20-2014, 09:39 PM
Well that escalated quickly. I'll hold onto my silvers in hope of someone selling a 613 self-charger/self-mana/something

vprmn123
12-20-2014, 10:00 PM
10m

Helsfeld
12-21-2014, 01:42 AM
11.62 millions

Tei
12-21-2014, 03:19 AM
12 millions

ok

shad0ws0ngs
12-21-2014, 08:41 AM
13m

vprmn123
12-21-2014, 09:02 AM
15m

blanks
12-21-2014, 09:15 AM
I feel left out....


I'll increase the bid to 17m.

vprmn123
12-21-2014, 09:36 AM
18m

shad0ws0ngs
12-21-2014, 09:50 PM
20

Gizmo
12-21-2014, 10:38 PM
This thing would be even better if pickpocketing was as fun as it used to be. Makes sad pandas.

Still cool item though

Tei
12-22-2014, 05:38 PM
bump

Tei
12-22-2014, 10:28 PM
twice.

will be sold tomorrow if no further bids.

FlayedAngel
12-23-2014, 03:36 PM
Ahhh, fuck it... 21m!

Sorry for the last minute bid, but I had to check with something first and I have an AWESOME use for this, hehe.

shad0ws0ngs
12-23-2014, 05:25 PM
25m

Tei
12-23-2014, 11:10 PM
once

FlayedAngel
12-24-2014, 01:09 AM
I'll do 26m, thanks!

shad0ws0ngs
12-24-2014, 02:06 AM
27

Crime
12-24-2014, 02:16 AM
30

shad0ws0ngs
12-24-2014, 02:21 AM
31

Androidpk
12-24-2014, 02:45 AM
Damn. Why is this worth so much?

pabstblueribbon
12-24-2014, 02:54 AM
Everyone loves a little head.

FlayedAngel
12-24-2014, 04:01 AM
Everyone loves a little head.
Well, yeah... hehe.

FlayedAngel
12-24-2014, 04:18 AM
I'll do 32, thanks!

Androidpk
12-24-2014, 05:00 AM
Everyone loves a little head.

That's an oral sex joke.

shad0ws0ngs
12-24-2014, 11:50 PM
33

Tei
12-25-2014, 11:18 PM
twice

will be sold tomorrow if no further bids

Crime
12-26-2014, 12:46 AM
35

Tei
12-26-2014, 06:08 PM
twice (updated a bit early as I'm heading out)

will be sold tomorrow if no further bids

Tei
12-27-2014, 08:04 PM
sold