Wii U Smash Brothers

[SHAFT]

Come and get some!

[SHAFT]

No one has a wii u and smash brothers?

[Gelston]

I imagine no one has a Wii U.

[Thondalar]

wtf is a Wii U?

[JackWhisper]

I have one. Watching my 5 year old swing wildly at the air while playing Sword Link is just fucking hysterical. I should put it on Youtube. He even chants, "YAH! YAHAYAHAYAHAYAHAYAHYAHYAHYAH!" when he's doing it. It's priceless.

[JackWhisper]

wtf is a Wii U?

It's a Wii + a Nintendo DS. The second screen is your TV.

[SHAFT]

I imagine no one has a Wii U.

Nintendo has fallen far. They should get out of the console business and just produce games. Worked for sega.

[Warriorbird]

Nintendo has fallen far. They should get out of the console business and just produce games. Worked for sega.

They still have the portable game on lock.

[Viekn]

We've got a Wii U because we have a 6 year old boy and an 8 year old boy and there are more suitable games made for them on the Wii console vs. PS or Xbox. We also just got Super Smash Bros. last week. It's not bad, especially when you see some of the special moves some of the characters can do. But honestly, when I'm playing it with them, I'm just hitting random buttons the whole time and hoping that I win the battle. There's no real strategy to it whatsoever.

[JackWhisper]

The strategy:
Charge enemy with only power move you know.
Hit every button in vain attempt to chain a combo.
Scream nonsensically when you fail.
Scream nonsensically when you succeed.
Cheer at the resulting plethora of visual effects that occur either way.


You win on both sides Viekn!
And why do you hope to win against your boys? Kids hate it when parents win hahaha.

[Viekn]

The strategy:
Charge enemy with only power move you know.
Hit every button in vain attempt to chain a combo.
Scream nonsensically when you fail.
Scream nonsensically when you succeed.
Cheer at the resulting plethora of visual effects that occur either way.


You win on both sides Viekn!
And why do you hope to win against your boys? Kids hate it when parents win hahaha.

Uhhh...yep, that's pretty much what happens. Then yell that the game cheats because I came in last when I know I did way more cool stuff than they did. When they were 4 and 6 I let them win. At 6 and 8, they're grown men who need to know what a beat down on a video game feels like. Plus, I'm taking my shots now while I can, cause once they're 10 and 12, I won't be able to beat them in anything ever again. Unless it's Words with Friends. No one beats me in Words with Friends. Do you hear me! NO ONE! HA HA HA....oh.