What would you do? #2

[Xenostrus]

This goes for both males and females. If someone from the same sex as you told you that if you performed oral sex on them for 10 minutes they would give you 1 billion dollars, would you do it?

[SiKWiDiT]

Yes.

[Artha]

Yes.

[DeV]

Why not get paid for doing something I love.

[Xenostrus]

Gay people dont count in this situation. Not to be rude but it isnt fair.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Why not get paid for doing something I love.

:yeahthat:

[Edited on 10-7-2004 by Tayre]

[Brattt8525]

No, I would not do that. My self respect is not for sale.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Xenostrus
Gay people dont count in this situation. Not to be rude but it isnt fair. Well thats no fun. :sniffle:

[Xenostrus]

I'd do it and then hire the most expensive assassin I can find to kill him so he cant tell anyone. Then i'd buy the most expensive toothpaste and mouthwash I can find and buy one of those tongue scrapers.

[xtc]

I have a sex change operation to become a woman, then I have perform oral sex on a women for 10 minutes (because now it is the same sex) and I collect the cool $ 1 Billion dollars and have another sex change operation to become a man again.

[Latrinsorm]

Oral sex isn't even really sex. Of course I'd do it.

For the whole "dignity" argument, pretty much every job is degrading eventually. Why not get a lifetime's worth of degradation over in like 10 minutes rather than space it out over 50 years?

[Chadj]

I'd do it.

[DeV]

Oral sex isn't really sex. :?: Still wet behind the ears, eh.

[Miss X]

Who wouldn't do it? You would be crazy not to! You lose far more self respect working for 50 years only being paid a tiny fraction of the true value of your labour, at least that is how I see it.

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Oral sex isn't even really sex. Of course I'd do it.

For the whole "dignity" argument, pretty much every job is degrading eventually. Why not get a lifetime's worth of degradation over in like 10 minutes rather than space it out over 50 years?

Just depends on what you can live with, and how much you like yourself when you look in the mirror.

Somethings just aren't worth it.

[Artha]

I will sell my dignity.

[Faent]

A cool billion? Hell yes.

-Scott

[Hulkein]

Ten minutes is kind of pushing it....

It is one billion dollars though. I'd get someone to crack a pipe over my head when I was done so I'd forget what happened.

[Psykos]

Originally posted by Brattt8525

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Oral sex isn't even really sex. Of course I'd do it.

For the whole "dignity" argument, pretty much every job is degrading eventually. Why not get a lifetime's worth of degradation over in like 10 minutes rather than space it out over 50 years?

Just depends on what you can live with, and how much you like yourself when you look in the mirror.

Somethings just aren't worth it.

Money is dignity.

[xtc]

Originally posted by Psykos

Originally posted by Brattt8525

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Oral sex isn't even really sex. Of course I'd do it.

For the whole "dignity" argument, pretty much every job is degrading eventually. Why not get a lifetime's worth of degradation over in like 10 minutes rather than space it out over 50 years?

Just depends on what you can live with, and how much you like yourself when you look in the mirror.

Somethings just aren't worth it.

Money is dignity.


What a sad statement to say that money is dignity. At the end of the day all you really have is who you are.

[Edited on 10-7-2004 by xtc]

[Psykos]

The truth hurts.

[Hulkein]

No need to quote those six posts xtc, we understand who you're talking to.

[Weedmage Princess]

Nope.

[Jazuela]

My dignity isn't for sale either...

But for a billion dollars, I'd rent it out for ten minutes!

[Psykos]

Originally posted by Jazuela
My dignity isn't for sale either...

But for a billion dollars, I'd rent it out for ten minutes!

You're the kind of girl I dated in high school. Those were the days.

[Toxicvixen]

You bet your sweet ass I would! :yes: Pfft like thats hard. But I would have to see the money first, so as not to get ripped off.

[Tsa`ah]

I would, but I've got this killer gag reflex.

Give me half for 2 minutes. I'll foot the cleaning bill after.

[Artha]

What a sad statement to say that money is dignity. At the end of the day all you really have is who you are.

Unless you have a billion dollars putting you in the top 300 richest people alive or something like that.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Xenostrus
This goes for both males and females. If someone from the same sex as you told you that if you performed oral sex on them for 10 minutes they would give you 1 billion dollars, would you do it?

I want to say I wouldn't. I really really want to say I wouldn't. I know I would.

Everything has a price. Apparently, mine is somewhere under a billion dollars.

I don't remember who the quote is attributed to, but it goes something like this...

A gentleman asks a woman if she'll sleep with him for a million dollars. She says, "Of course!"

He then offers her a dollar, and she gets indignant and says "What kind of woman do you think I am?!?"

His reply, "We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price."

Jorddyn, apparently a prostitute in waiting

[Toxicvixen]

I would, but I've got this killer gag reflex. Give me half for 2 minutes. I'll foot the cleaning bill after.


:O

These threads are fucking useless, and yes. Then the whole assassin bullshit, mixed with some vintage mouthwash, followed by years of intensive psychotherapy.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Oral sex isn't really sex. :?:It was an extremely cool allusion to an extremely cool guy, but
Still wet behind the ears, eh. yes, yes I am.

I like to think of it this way: assuming I live to be 90, that would be 19,500 a day, every day..... if I give half of my prize to charity. It's not like I have to kill somebody.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Xenostrus
This goes for both males and females. If someone from the same sex as you told you that if you performed oral sex on them for 10 minutes they would give you 1 billion dollars, would you do it?

Hells the fuck yes! I'd ask for half up front and then give them the best coochie eatin' they'll ever have! EVAR! Then cut the bitch if she doesn't give me the rest.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Lalana

Hells the fuck yes! I'd ... give them the best coochie eatin' they'll ever have! EVAR!

God damn.. that's hot.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Lalana

Hells the fuck yes! I'd ... give them the best coochie eatin' they'll ever have! EVAR!

God damn.. that's hot.

and sig worthy.

On a side note, of course I would. It's a billion dollars. I don't get the whole "assassin" thing. Shit if the world found out I would probably still be alright with it. Most people would do the same thing if given the opportunity. Some facial surgery, an identity change, and a few purchased islands later and I'm still livin large. :cool:

I might even buy Gemstone with some of my chump change to give definitive proof that Lycain is Psykos. :lol:

And of course to pwn a few accounts.

[Toxicvixen]

mmmmm... Buying Simu. :drool:

[Kuyuk]

Hey lalana, I'll give you 100 dollars to go down on a chick in front of me :)


If we bought simu, I'm sure it'd go downhill since we'd change everything we'd want ;-)

And of course our chars would just reak havoc...and steal all Ardwen's shit.


K.

[Wezas]

I'd buy it, get rid of the characters that I don't like, ban their names/cc#'s/whatever. And then give Simu to Hunterleigh.

:moon:

[faiyth]

I'd do it for a million...

[Skeeter]

I'd do it for crack.

You ever suck dick for crack?

[4a6c1]

Whoa. Did anyone actually say no?!?

:eatme: $,$$$,$$$,$$$ :yes2:

Bring on the uber-rich psycho lesbians. Oh yeah.