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Fallen
11-09-2014, 10:57 PM
I like Doritos, and I like Mountain Dew, but I don't think i'd like Doritos flavored Mountain Dew. Now ... Mountain Dew flavored Doritos? That's another conversation altogether.


Pepsi has confirmed reports that it's been working on a Doritos-flavored soft drink.“Dewitos” was first reported by Kent State University Freshman Steve Barnes, who shared an image of the odd combination on Reddit (http://www.reddit.com/user/joes_nipples). Barnes claimed that Pepsi was not only offering the nacho-flavored tincture but an assortment of other novelty sodas including lemon ginger, rainbow sherbet, and mango habanero.

Quartz reached out (http://qz.com/293298/confirmed-doritos-flavored-mountain-dew-is-for-real/) to Pepsi and received a statement from a spokesperson revealing that the taste-tests were real.

“We are always testing out new flavors of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us,” read the statement. “We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities.”

Barnes reported that the Dorritos-flavored drink actually did taste like the popular chips, but said the rainbow sherbet tasted like medicine.

Warriorbird
11-09-2014, 11:36 PM
The opposite direction has potential. This?

http://www.no-film.be/images/120x160_no-light-rvb-u309.jpg

JackWhisper
11-09-2014, 11:50 PM
Mountain Dew flavored Doritos? Sure, I'm game.

Doritos flavored Mountain Dew? Good god, it sounds like seven shades of sick.

Hightower
11-09-2014, 11:59 PM
LoL As if doritos and mountain dew by themselves aren't disgusting enough!

Sorry, health nut I guess. I don't drink soda and I do a pretty good job of staying away from mostly artifical stuff like doritos! I guess there's corn and salt in them? Wholesome goodness! Either way, this sounds horrible!

~Taverkin

diethx
11-10-2014, 01:03 PM
There's no way.

I think this is just a ploy to get people to say "Dewitos" outloud. Do it. Just do it.

Parkbandit
11-10-2014, 01:10 PM
http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/on/mountain-dew-cheetos.jpeg

They already have Mountain Dew Cheetos... I don't see that much of a leap to Mountain Dew Doritos.

diethx
11-10-2014, 01:14 PM
http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/on/mountain-dew-cheetos.jpeg

They already have Mountain Dew Cheetos... I don't see that much of a leap to Mountain Dew Doritos.

Right, but this is Doritos-flavored Mt Dew. Not Mt Dew-flavored Doritos.

Parkbandit
11-10-2014, 01:19 PM
Right, but this is Doritos-flavored Mt Dew. Not Mt Dew-flavored Doritos.

Oh shit, that sounds fucking gross.

My bad :(

Taernath
11-11-2014, 10:27 AM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/757/269/4ed.png

Not gonna lie, I'd try it once just for the possible lawsuit money when it liquifies my insides.

p.s. This post is an excellent lead-in for a shart rep.

Gelston
11-11-2014, 12:05 PM
I'd try it just to try it. It sounds gross, but eh... What if it is good?

I think everyone is thinking of broken doritos floating around in a coke or something and that is the disgusting part. This obviously won't have that... Unless you add them yourself you disgusting backwashing freaks.

Kalishar
11-12-2014, 12:45 AM
No I'm actually thinking of a soda that tastes like nacho cheese Doritos. Cheese drink? No thanks.