The World is Safe in his Hands

[Nieninque]

[Nieninque]

Eesh...the worst part of that is that he has a photo of Tory Blair in the background

[Parkbandit]

The worse part of the picture is you not realizing it's photoshopped.

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
The worse part of the picture is you not realizing it's photoshopped.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.

[Blazing247]

<The worse part of the picture is you not realizing it's photoshopped.>

You have to enjoy the irony of poking fun at someone for being an idiot, and in the process, making yourself out to be an even bigger idiot. Bush may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but evidently neither is Nieninque.

[Snapp]

The picture may not be real, but I'm sure he's answered the phone that way a few times.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Axhinde

Originally posted by Parkbandit
The worse part of the picture is you not realizing it's photoshopped.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.


Really. And who the hell is Tory Blair?:rolleyes:

[Bobmuhthol]

I think us Americans can agree that all non-citizens should shut the fuck up and stop critiquing the best country in the world. Dur.

[Nieninque]

Well he reads books to kids when the book is upside down

[Bobmuhthol]

Making him an excellent reader.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Chelle
Really. And who the hell is Tory Blair?:rolleyes:

The Prime Minister of the UK

[Blazing247]

I think they are making fun of you because that would be...TONY Blair. Unless you are making fun of him by calling him a tory, which isn't really applicable.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Blazing247
I think they are making fun of you because that would be...TONY Blair. Unless you are making fun of him by calling him a tory, which isn't really applicable.

Erm...yes it is

[Blazing247]

<Erm...yes it is>

Please advise. Historically, I thought a tory was a traitor to the American colonies, IOW, someone who was loyal to Great Britain and not America during the Revolutionary War.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Blazing247
<Erm...yes it is>

Please advise. Historically, I thought a tory was a traitor to the American colonies, IOW, someone who was loyal to Great Britain and not America during the Revolutionary War.

It may well be.
It also means someone who is a member or supporter of the Conservative Party

[xtc]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I think us Americans can agree that all non-citizens should shut the fuck up and stop critiquing the best country in the world. Dur.

rawwwrrrr......lol if you aren't an American you can't have an opinion? Well I am a citizen so here goes....the UN ranks America 8th in the world currently.

http://www.canadiancontent.net/commtr/article_695.html


For Press Freedom reporters without borders ranks America 17th behind Costa Rica.

http://www.rsf.fr/article.php3?id_article=4116

[Blazing247]

<rawwwrrrr......lol if you aren't an American you can't have an opinion? Well I am a citizen so here goes....the UN ranks America 8th in the world currently. >

I think the most important part of this article has been ommited- nobody gives a shit what the UN thinks.

[xtc]

Originally posted by Nieninque

Originally posted by Blazing247
<Erm...yes it is>

Please advise. Historically, I thought a tory was a traitor to the American colonies, IOW, someone who was loyal to Great Britain and not America during the Revolutionary War.

It may well be.
It also means someone who is a member or supporter of the Conservative Party

Exactly true and it is funny because Blair is the leader of the Labour Party.

[Bobmuhthol]

"My name is Butros Butros Gali. Put down your gun and listen to Bob Marley."

I like the UN.

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Chelle

Originally posted by Axhinde

Originally posted by Parkbandit
The worse part of the picture is you not realizing it's photoshopped.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.


Really. And who the hell is Tory Blair?:rolleyes:

I was referring to PB's quote, about the phone cord.

[xtc]

Originally posted by Blazing247
<rawwwrrrr......lol if you aren't an American you can't have an opinion? Well I am a citizen so here goes....the UN ranks America 8th in the world currently. >

I think the most important part of this article has been ommited- nobody gives a shit what the UN thinks.

And we wonder why the whole world hates us

[Latrinsorm]

The UN's dumbosity aside, I heard from an extremely reliable source that the U.S. only has the 8th biggest army in the world. :wtf: I can understand losing to Russia and China, but who the hell are the other 5 guys?

[Bobmuhthol]

Okay, I looked at that site. It's not a matter of not caring what the UN says; the information is irrelevant anyway. If you're saying the United States is the 8th best country in the world because it's not the best country to live in, you shouldn't be talking to normal people anyway. Norway, Sweden, Australia, Canada, The Netherlands, Belgium, and Iceland could be owninated within minutes. They just happen to have the best living conditions. Did you ever notice that a few hundred million more people live in the United States than all seven of them combined? WTF do you expect?

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[MrFeature]

http://media.hamncheez.com/?v=this_or_that.mov

This is editted from the actual debate, but either way hes still a moron.

[Artha]

And we wonder why the whole world hates us

Aren't you Canadian?

[Blazing247]

<Aren't you Canadian?>

XTC has dual citizenship in both the U.S. and Canada, as reference in an earlier post. My guess is that his breeders were Canadian and popped him out unexpectedly during a trip to the U.S. At any rate, there is more to being an American than having citizenship here. He is clearly biased towards the North either way.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
The UN's dumbosity aside, I heard from an extremely reliable source that the U.S. only has the 8th biggest army in the world. :wtf: I can understand losing to Russia and China, but who the hell are the other 5 guys?

One of them is the Salvation Army

[Ilvane]

New Bushims:

"The enemy understands a free Iraq will be a major defeat in their ideology of hatred. That's why they're fighting so vociferously." —George W. Bush, presidential debate, Coral Gables, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

"You know, it's hard work to try to love her as best as I can, knowing full well that the decision I made caused her loved one to be in harm's way." —George W. Bush, presidential debate, Coral Gables, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

"I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

"It's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there." —George W. Bush, referring to Iraqi troops during a joint press conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like." —George W. Bush, New York City, Sept. 21, 2004

Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)

"I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"We stand for things." —George W. Bush, Davenport, Iowa, Aug. 5, 2004

"Give me a chance to be your president and America will be safer and stronger and better." —Still-President George W. Bush, Marquette, Michigan, July 13, 2004

"I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state, you understand the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every classroom in the state. It's difficult to do. It's, like, cost-prohibitive." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 24, 2004

"And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?" —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

"Like you, I have been disgraced about what I've seen on TV that took place in prison." —George W. Bush, Parkersburg, West Virginia, May 13, 2004

"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004

"This has been tough weeks in that country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004

"Coalition forces have encountered serious violence in some areas of Iraq. Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004


-A

[Enoxo]

Originally posted by Nieninque
Well he reads books to kids when the book is upside down

That picture was also photoshopped. As was the picture of him viewing through binoculars with the caps on.

Nice try though.

[xtc]

Originally posted by Blazing247
<Aren't you Canadian?>

XTC has dual citizenship in both the U.S. and Canada, as reference in an earlier post. My guess is that his breeders were Canadian and popped him out unexpectedly during a trip to the U.S. At any rate, there is more to being an American than having citizenship here. He is clearly biased towards the North either way.

I have one Brit for a parent and one American. I have lived in both America and Canada. It may seem that I am biased towards the frozen north; however we have never had a discussion on Canadian politics. I have as (if not more) scathing remarks for the fools up here in Government, as I do for the flip flopper and the maniac down there.

There are qualities of both countries that I admire and qualities of both that I loath

[Blazing247]

There are many things about America that I truly hate. Other nations do many things better than we do- public college, national healthcare, etc. Overall, though, I think the U.S. of A. is truly the greatest nation in the world.

[Latrinsorm]

Blazing is right, by jingo!

[Miss X]

I honestly think the UK is better, not that I'm biased or anything.... ;)

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Miss X
I honestly think the UK is better, not that I'm biased or anything.... ;)
The most Northern parts of course :D