What are you going to be for Halloween?

[diethx]

I will have two costumes this year. Snow White for work with a nice long skirt on the dress, and Slutty Beetlejuice for the party that night.

[Taernath]

I"m going as a fat cat eating popcorn.

Also, stop slut-shaming Beetlejuice.

[JackWhisper]

Why is every nice costume adult women have, have nice names? Snow White, Rapunzel... etc at el.

And then any sexy costume is (Slutty) *Insert costume type here*?

Slutty Nurse.
Slutty Beetlejuice. *What? Michael Keaton is slutty?*
Slutty Dental Assistant.
Slutty Deli Clerk.
And so on, and so forth.

Come on!

[Tgo01]

Why is every nice costume adult women have, have nice names? Snow White, Rapunzel... etc at el.

And then any sexy costume is (Slutty) *Insert costume type here*?

Slutty Nurse.
Slutty Beetlejuice. *What? Michael Keaton is slutty?*
Slutty Dental Assistant.
Slutty Deli Clerk.
And so on, and so forth.

Come on!

I'm going as Slutty Football player who beds all the cheerleaders.

[JackWhisper]

So you're a slutty football? You player, you.

[Astray]

Shinsengumi

[Taernath]

Actually I forgot the anthro department is having an event, and we're all supposed to be Indiana Jones. I'll go as slutty Indiana Jones.

[Tisket]

Witch.

Shut up.

[Tisket]

The person doing my makeup that day has promised I will frighten small children. I can't wait. She does an incredible job.

[Astray]

The person doing my makeup that day has promised I will frighten small children. I can't wait. She does an incredible job.

Pro or a very dedicated amateur?

[Tisket]

Professional. I'm paying her.

[Astray]

Professional. I'm paying her.

Wow, going all out.

[Gompers]

I'm going as a slutty Chandler Catanzaro.

[Tisket]

Wow, going all out.

Halloween is HUGE in my family. Favorite holiday.

[Astray]

Halloween is HUGE in my family. Favorite holiday.

Ditto, which is why I kinda went for an expensive costume.

[Methais]

My costume is gonna be the easiest costume ever.

I'm gonna be Julian.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c1/a3/d9/c1a3d97ef2944ff15fc1f803d082b265.jpg

Need to find a Ricky wig and some Bubbles glasses for a couple friends.

[diethx]

Why is every nice costume adult women have, have nice names? Snow White, Rapunzel... etc at el.

And then any sexy costume is (Slutty) *Insert costume type here*?

Slutty Nurse.
Slutty Beetlejuice. *What? Michael Keaton is slutty?*
Slutty Dental Assistant.
Slutty Deli Clerk.
And so on, and so forth.

Come on!

Because unfortunately, the skirts on these "sexy" costumes are so fucking short, if I bent over in one you'd be staring at my panties. And I'm definitely wearing leggings underneath it. I plan on getting very drunk and I do not want to be flashing my friends/friends of friends.

Technically I think the costume is called Ms. Beetlejuice. I don't know. My friend had it from years ago and it was perfect and free. And it looks awesome.

[Gelston]

I'm going as a jew robot.

[Drakefang]

Because unfortunately, the skirts on these "sexy" costumes are so fucking short, if I bent over in one you'd be staring at my panties. And I'm definitely wearing leggings underneath it. I plan on getting very drunk and I do not want to be flashing my friends/friends of friends.

Technically I think the costume is called Ms. Beetlejuice. I don't know. My friend had it from years ago and it was perfect and free. And it looks awesome.

Is this the one?


http://img.escapade.co.uk/SALEHIRE/Large/880617.jpg

[Jeril]

Witch.

Shut up.

So, just your normal look then? <3

[diethx]

Yes, that is the one.

[RichardCranium]

Drunk.

[RichardCranium]

Because unfortunately, the skirts on these "sexy" costumes are so fucking short, if I bent over in one you'd be staring at my panties. And I'm definitely wearing leggings underneath it. I plan on getting very drunk and I do not want to be flashing my friends/friends of friends.

Technically I think the costume is called Ms. Beetlejuice. I don't know. My friend had it from years ago and it was perfect and free. And it looks awesome.

Yeah right, like you wear panties.

[Parkbandit]

Because unfortunately, the skirts on these "sexy" costumes are so fucking short, if I bent over in one you'd be staring at my panties. And I'm definitely wearing leggings underneath it. I plan on getting very drunk and I do not want to be flashing my friends/friends of friends.

Technically I think the costume is called Ms. Beetlejuice. I don't know. My friend had it from years ago and it was perfect and free. And it looks awesome.

Real "sexy" costumes don't include panties or leggings.

Don't half ass it. It's Halloween.

[Parkbandit]

I'm going as a jew robot.

Like this?

http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/5/58/Rabbi-bot.jpg

[Methais]

Like this?

http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/5/58/Rabbi-bot.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/146/8/a/beetle__beetle__beetlejew___by_satanisapunk-d517ga2.jpg

[Sorcasaurus]

Work costume: Thor

After work costume: Slutty Thor.

Shit, wait.... Just Thor again.

[Kithus]

http://images.liveluvcreate.com/create/u/unless_you_can_be_batman-245934.jpg?i

[Wrathbringer]

Yeah right, like you wear panties.

:lol:

[Gelston]

Like this?

http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/5/58/Rabbi-bot.jpg

I was thinking more

http://cristane.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jewbots1.jpg

[Tisket]

Halloween is HUGE in my family. Favorite holiday.

to which I received this:

Thread: What are you going to be for Halloween? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?92877-What-are-you-going-to-be-for-Halloween&p=1711697#post1711697)
says a lot about your family, shart ranger.

What it says about my family is that we know how to have a good time. And boy do we.

[Parkbandit]

What it says about my family is that we know how to have a good time. And boy do we.

http://media.giphy.com/media/kZafx2yTA69So/giphy.gif

[Tisket]

lol

[leifastagsweed]

Address?

[diethx]

Real "sexy" costumes don't include panties or leggings.

Don't half ass it. It's Halloween.

Ahahaha, someone's going to say that to your daughter some day.


Yeah right, like you wear panties.

No, I am not going to send you a photo to prove you wrong.

[Sorcasaurus]

Professional. I'm paying her.

Don't people usually get arrested after saying this?

How hard was it to find a make up artist for something like this?

I used to volunteer for a haunted house in my area. They had a professional crew costume and make up the volunteers. 3-4 hour nights. You'd feel like an ass making children cry for the first 45 minutes (Seriously, who brings children that aren't taller than my hip). It was worth it to scare the crap out of the high school-ers though. :devil: Your post reminds me of the badass work they did. I may have to look into following your lead and getting a pro next year.

This place: http://www.bhmansion.com A ways south of Boston if anyone is looking for a place to scare their kids. When I went back it was what they're now calling "Darkness unleashed". Well worth it if you like Halloween/haunted house things.

[Ker_Thwap]

I've been inspired. I'm dressing as a shart ranger.

[diethx]

I've been inspired. I'm dressing as a shart ranger.

Is that the Power Ranger no one liked to talk about and everyone pretended didn't exist?

[Ker_Thwap]

Is that the Power Ranger no one liked to talk about and everyone pretended didn't exist?

No one wants to be seen with the brown power ranger.

[Gelston]

No one wants to be seen with the brown power ranger.

Racist.

[leifastagsweed]

9 DIY Feminist Halloween Costumes (http://mic.com/articles/102044/9-diy-feminist-halloween-costumes-you-will-never-find-in-a-costume-store)

[RichardCranium]

No, I am not going to send you a photo to prove you wrong.

It's been well documented that I'd be more than willing to send a picture first.

[RichardCranium]

Ahahaha, someone's going to say that to your daughter some day.

I think PB has great-granddaughters by now.

[Sorcasaurus]

9 DIY Feminist Halloween Costumes (http://mic.com/articles/102044/9-diy-feminist-halloween-costumes-you-will-never-find-in-a-costume-store)

Slutty RBG? I'm in. She's badass.

Better get started on your Canadian Air Force routine

[diethx]

It's been well documented that I'd be more than willing to send a picture first.

I've already seen your penis.

[RichardCranium]

Don't act unimpressed.

[Ker_Thwap]

http://www.snopes.com/info/news/albright.asp

[diethx]

Don't act unimpressed.

Haha. It was nice.

[Gnome Rage]

a little drunk (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10641212_10203061176985455_5579598324196392233_n.j pg?oh=fd5a0628e009884e62d37dc54d2b7f58&oe=54E9AF75&__gda__=1421210144_0f033dc2ebde117747157622bf4fbf2 d)

alice and the white rabbit

eta: idk why I look so fucking wide in that picture.

[Gelston]

a little drunk (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10641212_10203061176985455_5579598324196392233_n.j pg?oh=fd5a0628e009884e62d37dc54d2b7f58&oe=54E9AF75&__gda__=1421210144_0f033dc2ebde117747157622bf4fbf2 d)

alice and the white rabbit

eta: idk why I look so fucking wide in that picture.

Because you eat too much.

[Gnome Rage]

ferreal

[Tisket]

Don't act unimpressed.

Refresh my memory, send me another shot.

[Jeril]

a little drunk (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10641212_10203061176985455_5579598324196392233_n.j pg?oh=fd5a0628e009884e62d37dc54d2b7f58&oe=54E9AF75&__gda__=1421210144_0f033dc2ebde117747157622bf4fbf2 d)

alice and the white rabbit

eta: idk why I look so fucking wide in that picture.

Just a weird angle so you don't see where the side of your stomach becomes the front of it. You can always take and post more pictures just to be sure though.

[Methais]

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10678548_1553081478239054_4776183980350955697_n.jp g?oh=a6bbf907bfafcedb9f424936cd608aa2&oe=54E8E524

[Tisket]

How hard was it to find a make up artist for something like this?

My boss found her. I'm paying her $100 which, if the pictures I saw are any indication, will be well worth it.

[Ker_Thwap]

My boss found her. I'm paying her $100 which, if the pictures I saw are any indication, will be well worth it.

Just out of curiosity, what's her name? Not that we'd take up a collection and pay her to hide the mirrors, then paint you as a scary clown...

[Tisket]

Just out of curiosity, what's her name? Not that we'd take up a collection and pay her to hide the mirrors, then paint you as a scary clown...

hahaha

[Taernath]

Not that we'd take up a collection and pay her to hide the mirrors, then paint you as a scary clown...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiAonyJIV_A

[Androidpk]

Best costume ever.

http://i.imgur.com/OXfGqG4.jpg

[Tisket]

Best costume ever.

http://i.imgur.com/OXfGqG4.jpg

I wonder where they got a walker that small.

Also, here's a fun fact: Canada banned baby walkers in 2004 and possession of one can lead to fines of up to 100k and/or 6 months in jail.

Who knew.

http://consults.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/22/the-dangers-of-baby-walkers/

[diethx]

lol

http://i62.tinypic.com/34ngx8y.jpg

[Gelston]

At least they put that disclaimer at the bottom.

[diethx]

I think the disclaimer is the best part.

[leifastagsweed]

Why is every nice costume adult women have, have nice names? Snow White, Rapunzel... etc at el.

And then any sexy costume is (Slutty) *Insert costume type here*?

Slutty Nurse.
Slutty Beetlejuice. *What? Michael Keaton is slutty?*
Slutty Dental Assistant.
Slutty Deli Clerk.
And so on, and so forth.

Come on!

More amazing choices! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/sexy-halloween-nonsense_n_6016748.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063 ) My personal favorite is Biscuit Beast.

[Taernath]

Timely!

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-horrifying-facts-about-sexy-halloween-costume-industry/

[Methais]

Timely!

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-horrifying-facts-about-sexy-halloween-costume-industry/

Well they could dress up as Rosie O'Donnell instead.

[Taernath]

Well they could dress up as Rosie O'Donnell instead.

I hate you for making me GIS 'slutty rosie o'donnell'.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qnhQzOvcVQk/T91SdIwck6I/AAAAAAAACI8/mN1blLJPk4U/s400/rosie+o'donnell+sexy+lesbian.jpg

Now you can share in the hate.

[Androidpk]

That's nothing compared to slutty Hillary Clinton.

[Taernath]

Mine isn't a photoshop though.

[Gelston]

I will be Night's Watch I guess. the rest of my shit didn't come in, so that is a bust. I have chain mail though, so I grabbed the Jon Snow costume and cloak from the store, made modifications to it, and I'll be tossing that on with my real armor. Looks alright I guess. :/

[diethx]

This is an AWESOME picture because my friend would not stop joking. He got absolutely zero good ones and all of me laughing and/or in the middle of speech/trying to bust his ass. Ahahaha. At least they're way funny.

This is my work costume.

http://i59.tinypic.com/28i7w41.jpg

[Velfi]

I'm going as a slutty slut.

[RichardCranium]

This is an AWESOME picture because my friend would not stop joking. He got absolutely zero good ones and all of me laughing and/or in the middle of speech/trying to bust his ass. Ahahaha. At least they're way funny.

This is my work costume.

http://i59.tinypic.com/28i7w41.jpg

Can I move in with you?

[diethx]

Can I move in with you?

No way, I've learned my lesson!

[RichardCranium]

But I'm a really good masturbator.

[Tgo01]

I'm going as a slutty slut.

Well it's no challenge when you set it up so perfectly :(

[Anebriated]

Witch.

Shut up.



Could always go as a basic witch. just use most of your witch costume and add leggings, uggs and carry around some sort of pumpkin flavored starbucks drink...

[Velfi]

Could always go as a basic witch. just use most of your witch costume and add leggings, uggs and carry around some sort of pumpkin flavored starbucks drink...

http://i.imgur.com/4k8gr8O.png

[Taernath]

Great costume, Latrin.

http://i.imgur.com/AeAsM.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Costume?

[Keller]

I am going as the 2014-15 NBA MVP, Paul Cliftonantho George.

[Taernath]

Costume?

https://i.imgflip.com/domdz.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

The joke was that I already look like that, so it's not a costume. WORK WITH ME HERE.

[JackWhisper]

Leifa!

I died when hearing this part.

"Enter Sexy Gizmo. A plush, inappropriate gremlin that does GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT when you get it wet!

best. line. ever.

[leifastagsweed]

Leifa!

I died when hearing this part.

"Enter Sexy Gizmo. A plush, inappropriate gremlin that does GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT when you get it wet!

best. line. ever.

Yikes. LOL. I died over so many great costume ideas. Unfortunately, none are suited for trick-or-treating in the PNW.

This is not really a Halloween costume. This is just a tribute (http://i57.tinypic.com/2vjv0nq.jpg).

[Gnome Rage]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/8947_10203100157279938_6728320614330182227_n.jpg?o h=0d37395e5698a551055d0dc4583007ab&oe=54DCA921&__gda__=1425032099_67df6aac43fb5504ed365e244da3bec 6

derped :D

Today was super disappointing for me. All I wanted to do was give out candy, my work had a trick or treat street thing with the other stores in town and no one came to our store, my bf saw probably 100 kids before I got home from work, and I saw maybe 4...

sigh.

[Methais]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/8947_10203100157279938_6728320614330182227_n.jpg?o h=0d37395e5698a551055d0dc4583007ab&oe=54DCA921&__gda__=1425032099_67df6aac43fb5504ed365e244da3bec 6

derped :D

Today was super disappointing for me. All I wanted to do was give out candy, my work had a trick or treat street thing with the other stores in town and no one came to our store, my bf saw probably 100 kids before I got home from work, and I saw maybe 4...

sigh.

http://bigjoeonthego.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chris-hansen-2.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

bitch I'm 23.

[Taernath]

bitch I'm 23.

I think that was the point.

[RichardCranium]

bitch I'm 23.

You look 13 in that picture, not gonna lie.

[Methais]

bitch I'm 23.

http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg

[Tisket]

This is an AWESOME picture because my friend would not stop joking. He got absolutely zero good ones and all of me laughing and/or in the middle of speech/trying to bust his ass. Ahahaha. At least they're way funny.

This is my work costume.

http://i59.tinypic.com/28i7w41.jpg

You shouldn't have photoshopped out your little friends:

http://i.imgur.com/V8NMemm.jpg

[Tisket]

Shit, that's a big picture. Oh well, not fixing it.

[Haldrik]

bitch I'm 23.

Sup gurl.

[diethx]

Shit, that's a big picture. Oh well, not fixing it.

Omg, I love this.

[Tisket]

Dopey's going for your boob there. Or is that Sneezy?

[Jeril]

Dopey's going for your boob there. Or is that Sneezy?

Dopey, and who can blame him?

[JackWhisper]

That's Jeril when he's wearing a shirt.