I have been sent to kill you

[Drew]

So I was swinging... lightly at kobolds with a wooden sword outside the gate in the landing...

>at kobYou swing a wood twohanded sword at a kobold!
AS: +114 vs DS: +62 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +30 = +127
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of the kobold's right leg with that one.
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>Caladari laughs at you!

>Tillmen says, "He killed fluffy."


>Caladari glances at you.
>Caladari says, "I thought you were much older."

>Solmarar traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>Tillmen frets.

>Solmarar gestures at you.
CS: +90 - TD: +155 + CvA: +2 + d100: +60 == -3
Warded off!


>Solmarar says, "No attaking my pets."

>Solmarar says, "Or you will die."
>A kobold bites your right kneecap! Ewwww, it drooled on you!
>Solmarar kicks you!

>You say, "Your 'pet' just attacked me."

>Solmarar says, "Ask me if i care."

You see Solmarar.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to have one foot in the grave and taller than average. He has twitching black eyes and tanned skin. He has a shaven head of titian hair with a black streak running through it. He has a broad face and a flaring nose.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a gnarled kakore runestaff in his right hand.
He is wearing some leather casting gloves, a snake skin purse, an ancient Black Wolf armband, a midnight black eyepatch, a gold ring, a slate grey doeskin bonnet, a dark green satin ribbon, a black opal bracelet, some dark leather pants, some torn snake skin gloves, some steel-toed knee-high black boots, a bone-inlaid copper earring, a rugged light grey pouch, a bronze Luukos symbol, a green Luukos symbol, an auburn backpack, a bronze-hued satin robe stained heavily with blood, a crystal amulet, a snake-etched brass ring, and some full leather.

You swing a wood twohanded sword at a kobold!
AS: +114 vs DS: +62 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +30 = +127
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of the kobold's right leg with that one.
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>Caladari laughs at you!

>Solmarar just left.
>Pacosmir just arrived.

>You search the kobold.
It had some light leather, a wooden shield, a short sword.
It had 99 silvers on it.
You gather the remaining 99 coins.
It had nothing else of value.
A kobold decays into a foul smelling compost.


>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You parry the attack with your sword!

You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
>Pacosmir thumps you!

You see Pacosmir.
He appears to be a Giant of the Wsalamir Clan.
He appears to be youthful and very tall. He has bloodshot brown eyes and tanned skin. He has short, glossy brown hair. He has a broad face and broad shoulders.
He has a deep crimson garnet stud in his right nostril, and a diamond-inset dark bloodjewel ring in his left eyebrow.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a slate grey imflass falchion in his right hand and a glossy black vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a bronze Luukos symbol, a crystal amulet, a pair of elk hide breeches, some laced wolfskin boots, a leather claw-fringed pouch, a blackworked white linen pouch, a large sack, a gold ring, a fresh orchid, a black opal bracelet, a soulstone trillium stud set in a trio of green gold leaves, a shining mithril greathelm, some dark bronze talon gauntlets, a massive iron-bound back scabbard, a tasselled black armband, a fuzzy amber armband, a red-green bloodstone amulet, a reinforced black canvas backpack, a blood-red spidersilk cloak, and a weathered vaalin-studded hauberk.

You ask, "What are you doing?"

>Pacosmir appreciatively says, "I have been sent to kill you."

You say, "Have at me then."

>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You evade the attack!

>Pacosmir appreciatively says, "Chicken."

>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You parry the attack with your sword!

>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You parry the attack with your sword!

You sigh.

>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You evade the attack!

>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You evade the attack!

[Nieninque]

616 pacosmir
'you failed
wink pacosmir

[Drew]

Sometimes it's just not worth it, that'd be 16 mana I'd never see again :)


Nakiro 110'd Solmarar later on that night and killed him with it. Seeing 110 kill anyone is a real joy.

[kheldarin]

Oh God, more idiotic "Luukos worshippers".

[Parkbandit]

God... please teach me how you can restrain yourself like that and not simply split open his head.

You get the saint of the day award. :saint:

[Paco420]

wtf??? that shit happen on the 1st and your only posting now??? give me a fucking brake fucking lame fucker
:rolleyes:

[Weedmage Princess]

I think the fact that he evaded every one of his swings after his "I have been sent to kill you." crap is pretty hilarious, not to mention demeaning to Pacosmir...

The sigh after it was well established that he wouldn't be able to do it was the icing on the cake.

[Cayge]

OMG Drew that is SOOO old its irrelevant.

NOT. Pacosar, Pacosmir, and whatever other dumbass Luukosians you roll [and dont even title], why do you persist? Take your humiliation like a man, and try hunting instead of pissing people off who couldve easily, utterly, wasted you. Maybe one day you could ward someone above 11 trains.

And the Fucktard of the Moment Award goes to...

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Paco420
wtf??? that shit happen on the 1st and your only posting now??? give me a fucking brake fucking lame fucker
:rolleyes:

The 1st was only 5 days ago--that's not by any means a long time ago--atleast not for most people who have things to do outside of Gemstone.

Is there some sort of time period in which logs can be posted that I'm not aware of?

[Paco420]

You for being the biggest dumbfuck that thinks I have no Titled char's on my account just not all my char's i use to be a dick on. I have 4 that are lord and 2 great lords all I have done myself from train 0. Just because I use my weakest char's to be dicks means nothing...
Fucktard
:talktohand:
:spaz:

[SiKWiDiT]

Originally posted by Paco420

Just because I use my weakest char's to be dicks means nothing...

It means you're a dick.

[Paco420]

Yes I do have char's that are dicks... and IRL I have a dick.
I am a BiPolar fuck that spazs and flips out about the stupidest shit... its my problem I dont like it but I live with it..

Fuck off
FuckTards
:moon:

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Paco420
You for being the biggest dumbfuck that thinks I have no Titled char's on my account just not all my char's i use to be a dick on. I have 4 that are lord and 2 great lords all I have done myself from train 0. Just because I use my weakest char's to be dicks means nothing...
Fucktard
:talktohand:
:spaz:

You logged Solmarer out to attack him with Spacosmir...big deal.
You tried with Solmarer and failed and then tried to Pacosmir.
The fact that you logged out one character to attack with the other makes you a prime candidate for knob of the year.


>Solmarar gestures at you.
CS: +90 - TD: +155 + CvA: +2 + d100: +60 == -3
Warded off!

..........

>Solmarar just left.
>Pacosmir just arrived.


..............

[Pacosmir being a twat]


[Edited on 6-10-04 by Nieninque]

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Paco420
FuckTards

You said that already. What's the word I'm looking for Bob?

[SiKWiDiT]

Originally posted by Paco420

I am a BiPolar fuck that spazs and flips out about the stupidest shit... its my problem I dont like it but I live with it..

Boo hoo, you fucking muppet. That doesn't make you acting like a complete ass okay, it just means you've learned to use a cripple because you suck at life.

[Paco420]

:rant:Fuck you:rant:
you dont know
me
:moon:

[Nieninque]

You have given enough information for anyone to know you are a complete wanker

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Paco420
Yes I do have char's that are dicks... and IRL I have a dick.
I am a BiPolar fuck that spazs and flips out about the stupidest shit... its my problem I dont like it but I live with it..

Fuck off
FuckTards
:moon:

You should be banned for simply being too stupid as to not know how to fucking roleplay. Drew should have reported you prior to your log out/log in and had a GM watch your stupidity.

You are the dumbshit of the day. Congrats.

[Paco420]

:shoot:
I see the bullets flying... and yet... right now its not bothering me... nor will it ever.. so please keep talking shit... I love it..
:lolwave:
:sleep:

[Weedmage Princess]

You mentioned being bi-polar. Are you on medication?

Paco is such a bitch, I would have just major e-waved and PWNED them, then laughed.

- Arkans

[Soulpieced]

Haha, so were you swinging in defensive or guarded at those Drew?

[Meos]

>Solmarar just left.
>Pacosmir just arrived.

>You search the kobold.
It had some light leather, a wooden shield, a short sword.
It had 99 silvers on it.
You gather the remaining 99 coins.
It had nothing else of value.
A kobold decays into a foul smelling compost.


>Pacosmir swings a slate grey imflass falchion at you!
You parry the attack with your sword!



You coulda sent that to a GM.


or just PWND the shit out of them.

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by Meos]

[Axhinde]

GMs don't give a shit about logs, unfortunately. Too easy to doctor. If that was me, I'd have just blasted him.

[HarmNone]

That is really hilarious...or, it would be, if it weren't so freaking pitiful! :rolleyes:

HarmNone wonders where the idjits come from

[Vestarr]

((( Pacosmir appreciatively says, "Chicken." )))

Appreciatively ?? was he offered chicken ?

And Solmarar wears a purse ?

Interesting

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by Vestarr]

[Cayge]

Though they dont give credit to logs, they can tell if those chars. are on the same account. They can also check and verify that nearly immediately after Sol leaves, Paco arrives. Whoever Pacosmir is, account wise, will still get into shit for joining PvP he had no part in. I wouldve killed em too, although hes not worth a fine, right outside the gate anyhow.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by kheldarin
Oh God, more idiotic "Luukos worshippers".

HOLY SHIT. :wtf: I know. This makes me want to cry and hide in the temple and never come out, not even for communes.

:cry:

ok, maybe i will come out for communes. But just to sacrifice the idiots.

[kheldarin]

Yeah..I'm afraid I have two of them on my accounts. I plan to never use them again because of this.

Now Pacosmir..Heh, I remember helping Pacosmir out in the Landing when he was a n00b. Now tell me, how can you have other Lord characters when you didn't know what the FUCK you were doing back then? I smell bullshit.

Also the fact that you tried to buy my level 31 sorceror for 200k in silvers, HAHA.

Twat.

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by kheldarin
Also the fact that you tried to buy my level 31 sorceror for 200k in silvers, HAHA.

Twat.

Remember now, he's bipolar, which we all know cause people to do things like this.[/sarcasm]

[Chadj]

Gee, SOMEONES STUPID.

Also, I want to get Chadj back so I can rid Elanthia of the idiots. It never works, but at least it's amusing.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Haha, so were you swinging in defensive or guarded at those Drew?


Yeah I was, I really wish I could get my AS a bit lower, I was using a -10 enchant sword. I couldn't think of anyway other than lieing down or using a weapon I wasn't trained for.


I feel bad for real newbies in the landing who have to deal with this crap, what a horrible introduction to the game.

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by Drew]

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Chadj
Gee, SOMEONES STUPID.

Also, I want to get Chadj back so I can rid Elanthia of the idiots. It never works, but at least it's amusing.

Did you get banned?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Haha, so were you swinging in defensive or guarded at those Drew?


Yeah I was, I really wish I could get my AS a bit lower, I was using a -10 enchant sword. I couldn't think of anyway other than lieing down or using a weapon I wasn't trained for.


I feel bad for real newbies in the landing who have to deal with this crap, what a horrible introduction to the game.

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by Drew]

Hmm.. makes me want to hunt there. Maybe I'll dust off an old character I don't play much and give it a go with my wooden shield, short sword and full leather...

:D

[Drew]

Make sure the sword is alexandrite, I went with wood because I thought it'd be more demeaning to hit someone with a wood sword, but alexandrite is the all time classic. Turn off the last name as well, disable fame.

[Bobmuhthol]

Isn't alexandrite like -19 AS?

I want one.

[Parkbandit]

Can you still buy them?

[Drew]

I think wood and alexandrite are both -10.

I remember my very first character was a high man warrior and had an alexandrite greatsword, whoo whoo hot stuff!

[Drew]

Yeah, at Tykel's he can customize your sword, you can also buy a really expensive (and still -10) ruby sword.

[Soulpieced]

Oh yeah, I remember my first character getting his first alexandrite broadsword.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
God... please teach me how you can restrain yourself like that and not simply split open his head.

You get the saint of the day award. :saint:

:yeahthat: You have amazing will-power, Drew.

And Paco does not have Great Lord characters (as if anyone believed him).. he just came back to the game (and started over) like a month or two ago because he was in jail for like 8 months or something.

[Parkbandit]

Jail in real life?

God.. what a bigger loser than I first thought.

[Stunseed]

< Also, I want to get Chadj back so I can rid Elanthia of the idiots.>

I'm sorry, but you bringing back Chadj would be adding another. You start shit with people on purpose, and you win either way because you get what you want, attention. If you kill them, it's a "I PWNZOR'd HIM!!!1!" and if you lose it's "THEY R PICKING ON ME", issue.

Added a stray -po

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by Stunseed]

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
ok, maybe i will come out for communes. But just to sacrifice the idiots.

:D :up:

[4a6c1]

Roleplayed conflicts are the best. LOVE THEM.
.
.
HAHA. I just noticed your sig, HarmNone. Nice.

[Slider]

If I was Luukos, I would hide my head in shame at the quality of worshippers I was attracting.....or kill these idiots and spend an eternity tormenting them.

Think he needs to get a better PR dep't if this is the best he can come up with.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Slider
If I was Luukos, I would hide my head in shame at the quality of worshippers I was attracting.....or kill these idiots and spend an eternity tormenting them.

Think he needs to get a better PR dep't if this is the best he can come up with.


If I was going to play an "evil" character I'd be much more likely to pick Onar over Luukos, that's for sure, I don't know why more people don't have him as their patron. My characters tend to be mostly Arkati disbelievers though.

[Drew2]

< Also, I want to get Chadj back so I can rid Elanthia of the idiots.>

Also, since when did 30-something Bards actually matter?

75% of Elanthia can kick more/better ass than Chadj.

[Blazing247]

<75% of Elanthia can kick more/better ass than Chadj.>

99% of empaths sucked balls until GSIV. Some still do.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Chadj
Gee, SOMEONES STUPID.

Also, I want to get Chadj back so I can rid Elanthia of the idiots. It never works, but at least it's amusing.

Did you get banned?

He's banned?

[Stunseed]

Not banned, just not the sharpest stick in the bunch.

[Psykos]

Originally posted by Stunseed
Not banned, just not the sharpest stick in the bunch.

I think its the sharpest tool in the shed, I don't understand the point of a sharp stick, literally.

Psykos

[Stunseed]

To stab you in the face with, slow-witted moron. Non-fatally.

[Psykos]

Originally posted by Stunseed
To stab you in the face with, slow-witted moron. Non-fatally.

F for funny, F for answering my objection, F for freak.

Psykos

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Chadj
Gee, SOMEONES STUPID.

Also, I want to get Chadj back so I can rid Elanthia of the idiots. It never works, but at least it's amusing.

Did you get banned?

He's banned?


WTF banned? haha, I don't even have a single warning, let alone bannination.

I can't afford the character.

Havn't I said that 12-8120849126487612987451925482154876521874 times now?

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Stunseed
Not banned, just not the sharpest stick in the bunch.
My intelligence has little to do with my not having a credit card. Durr.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Stunseed
To stab you in the face with, slow-witted moron. Non-fatally.

:lol2:

Seems you have a little anger problem you need to express Mister stapler nazi. hmmm?

P.S. This topic still makes me :cry:

[Stunseed]

< My intelligence has little to do with my not having a credit card. Durr. >

I've already told you how to get around that, sitting around moping, crying and smoking weed isn't going to make your Gemstone re-appear. It honestly is almost saddening, then I remember how dumb you are for not using the option given to you, and I know Elanthia's a better place.

[Stunseed]

< Seems you have a little anger problem you need to express Mister stapler nazi. hmmm? >

Nope, I'm doing just great. Simply explaining to Lycain my version of his quote, and the reason why I use it. How are you doin?

Ummm.....yeah....we're going to have ask you to move to basement..B..There's a little roach problem, if you could get right on that, that'd be great... :smilegrin:

Damn smiley.

[Edited on 10-7-2004 by Stunseed]

[Chadj]

I know how to get around it, Stunseed.

I can come up with the $30 CAN to get a sub via a credit card (if I had one), but I can't pull the $100 minimum for the EFT. So, umm, where's the word I'm looking for.. Oh, right!

Durrr!

You STILL talk shit, but have no idea what you are talking about. Sounds like a case of "I think I'm better than someone, and to prove this, I will come out of no where and tell them they are stupid."

You have interacted with characters under my control in the past, and had no complaints whatsoever. So some day soon, please take your head out of your ass, look around, and realize you have no grip on what's what. Thank you.

Also, I have not dished out money (cept for $5 for 5 shots) for any mind altering substance, be it booze, weed, or otherwise, in several weeks. THANKS FOR THE ASSUMPTION THOUGH.

[Edited on 10-7-2004 by Chadj]

[Stunseed]

< I can't pull the $100 minimum for the EFT. >

Bullshit. It's YOUR choice how to budget your money. If your priorities don't include gemstone, that's your choice, stop fucking whining and do something about it. Mow lawns, clean cars, whatever you want/need to do.

< You STILL talk shit, but have no idea what you are talking about. >

Really now? There have been times you instigate shit to prove exactly what I said. Kill Klaive? Caasey/Annimari < or wtf ever >, Ariond, must I continue with this, really.

< So some day soon, please take your head out of your ass, look around, and realize you have no grip on what's what. >

Stop whining about your life's issues on a message board and attempt to get pity tears, and quoted events wouldn't happen. You stopped posting, no one said shit about you. Like other members on this board, your posts usually will get attention. It's what you're aiming for in the first place.

Seeing as how I'm derailing a thread, I'm done with it. My apologies for doing so in the first place, it's just going to fall on deaf ears anyways.

[Chadj]

<Really now? There have been times you instigate shit to prove exactly what I said. Kill Klaive? Caasey/Annimari < or wtf ever >, Ariond, must I continue with this, really. >

Hey dumbface, double check the logs.

I have never instigated anything with Klaive IG. IF I were to think about that, I would realize Klaive is older than Chadj or Filswolf, and I would get pwned.

I have never instigated anything with Ariond. ANY log between us fighting ALWAYS has me asking IG and OOG to end this bullshit feud which all started when I told him in IM's that his PRO sucked.

I was having troubles with Annamari before Maimara had ever met her, therefore, before there was a post about her, and therefore, I didn't instigate anything from OOC to IG. Therefore, you are stupid.

Would you like to try 'Not blowing balls, for $200'? Go ahead, try it. You STILL have no idea what you are talking about. I don't understand completely, but was your mindset like this; "Hmm, I don't know jack. I think I will prove this by talking about things and being 100% wrong."

Last note, I couldn't care less for internet attention. You asked, I told. Simple as that. If I wantedf attention, I would merely post in my journal. :lol:.

Also, solmarararararar is a stupid little dipshit.

[Edited on 10-7-2004 by Chadj]

[Xcalibur]

Gift of adventures.

Guy has supposly a lot of friends... pay them to give you some of those, a win-win situation, genious.

I'm sure the whole community doesn't mind his departure, still, as the game is just a matter of stats now.

[AnticorRifling]

Just read this thread. Drew you're the man for holding back. Other guy... you're a muffin.

[StrayRogue]

Stop whining about your life's issues on a message board and attempt to get pity tears, and quoted events wouldn't happen. You stopped posting, no one said shit about you. Like other members on this board, your posts usually will get attention. It's what you're aiming for in the first place.

___

Just to agree with Stun there.

[Nilandia]

Originally posted by Blazing247
<75% of Elanthia can kick more/better ass than Chadj.>

99% of empaths sucked balls until GSIV. Some still do.
*Ahem.* Excuse me? Do you actually want a beating?

Nilandia

[Chadj]

I'd say about 65-70% could kick more/better ass than Chadj.

However, not all of them are willing to.

Thats where I come in

[Syberus]

If I was going to play an "evil" character I'd be much more likely to pick Onar over Luukos, that's for sure, I don't know why more people don't have him as their patron. My characters tend to be mostly Arkati disbelievers though.

Well... Onar isn't exactly "evil" in the sense of the word you're probably thinking. He doesn't torment, he doesn't summon undead, he doesn't even kill without reason. Onar is a cold blooded killer yes, but his targets are always picked for a reason (most of the time he's working as a hitman) and he is a believer in the mercy of the release, a quick and painless kinda guy. He doesn't draw things out.

[SiKWiDiT]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Jail in real life?

God.. what a bigger loser than I first thought.

You completely suck ass if you think jail time automatically qualifies someone as being a loser.

[Chadj]

Sikwidit wins.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Syberus
Well... Onar isn't exactly "evil" in the sense of the word you're probably thinking. He doesn't torment, he doesn't summon undead, he doesn't even kill without reason. Onar is a cold blooded killer yes, but his targets are always picked for a reason (most of the time he's working as a hitman) and he is a believer in the mercy of the release, a quick and painless kinda guy. He doesn't draw things out.

For those reasons I find Onar much more appealing than Luukos and/or V'Tull.

[Syberus]

So do I. I had just thought you were lumping him in with the other dark gods and wanted to make that distinction is all.

[Slider]

Nah, Andelas has 'em all beat hands down. Cats are above such meaningless concerns as good and evil. We just like to hunt stuff...and who doesn't like playing with their food every now and again? If it was dumb enough to get caught, it doesn't deserve to live anyway.