Retarded script check.

[Haldrik]

.

[Jhynnifer]

There's no exp deduction or sting or anything, but that warning goes on your permanent record and repeated warnings can get you a lockout.

That having been said, way to be a moron. GMs watching me, BEST TIME TO USE FUCK!

[Astray]

GM script checking? May as well break character and drop the F-bomb.

[Haldrik]

There's no exp deduction or sting or anything, but that warning goes on your permanent record and repeated warnings can get you a lockout.

That having been said, way to be a moron. GMs watching me, BEST TIME TO USE FUCK!

Yup. The absurdity of the question combined with the fact that I'm an adult who regularly uses fuck in exacerbating situations combined with my excellent typing speed caused me to slip.

Whoops.

[Androidpk]

Yup. The absurdity of the question combined with the fact that I'm an adult who regularly uses fuck in exacerbating situations combined with my excellent typing speed caused me to slip.

Whoops.

I would have done the same.

[Haldrik]

My buddy suggested next time I just report/bug that the Vereri script is bugged and spamming me.

[ThatDamnTep]

No creature talks in all caps. Was there anything else about the message that might have set it apart? Perhaps monster bold?

[Methais]

You say, "BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDEAD JESUS FUCK."

5 star thread. :lol:

[Haldrik]

No creature talks in all caps. Was there anything else about the message that might have set it apart? Perhaps monster bold?

Nah. Not that I could tell.

It's also amusing that this happened to my 6 day old trial character. GMs must be bored.

I might just reroll him to get rid of the warning. I assume it's character based and not account based?

[Tenlaar]

Warnings are account-wide.

[Tenlaar]

And between linked accounts, actually.

[Haldrik]

Warnings are account-wide.

Noooooo my trial account.

[Haldrik]

And between linked accounts, actually.

Only in special circumstances I believe. Maybe on the same credit card. And it's a manual link if I recall correctly.

[Androidpk]

Are they script checking more often? I've never been checked. Not once in the last 20 years :(

[Astray]

Are they script checking more often? I've never been checked. Not once in the last 20 years :(

GMs don't like you. :(

[Androidpk]

They must know I'm part ginger.

[Astray]

Brb unfriending

[Taernath]

Don't say 'fuck' while you gruesomely decapitate those undead. There might be children present.

[Tgo01]

It's also amusing that this happened to my 6 day old trial character. GMs must be bored.

I think there is some sort of system in place where if you've passed script checks before in the past GMs tend to ignore/place on lower priority reports of you scripting.

My new characters usually get script checked at least once before hitting level 20. After that they are rarely script checked and after passing a few script checks the checks become few and far between.

Either that or players get used to seeing you around and don't bother reporting you.

[Haldrik]

Are they script checking more often? I've never been checked. Not once in the last 20 years :(

Someone likely reported me. I have a hard time believing that a GM would pull my character randomly.

Fuck you script police.

[Haldrik]

Don't say 'fuck' while you gruesomely decapitate those undead. There might be children present.

Exactly. It's okay to pull a spine out of someones neck while splurting blood everywhere. But the word fuck, OFF LIMITS.

And the "in public" part? REALLY GM? Way to really use that power. An official warning was not needed when he started that OOC bullshit.

[Androidpk]

Brb unfriending

:buttkick:

[Androidpk]

Exactly. It's okay to pull a spine out of someones neck while splurting blood everywhere. But the word fuck, OFF LIMITS.

And the "in public" part? REALLY GM? Way to really use that power. An official warning was not needed when he started that OOC bullshit.

I've always found that hilarious about the culture in the US. Blatant violence and gore is perfectly okay but show a girl's titty or say fuck and everyone loses their goddamn mind.

[Astray]

I know I was pulled once while standing around town. It was 4 AM and dead as a door knob but I was still running around doing stuff.

[Haldrik]

I know I was pulled once while standing around town. It was 4 AM and dead as a door knob but I was still running around doing stuff.

Err thats deadly. I rarely pay attention when I'm in town unless there are people to talk to.

[Methais]

You say, "BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDEAD JESUS FUCK."

I still can't stop laughing at this.

This is the best thing I've read on here in at least 37 days.

[Androidpk]

It is pretty epic but without a comma I'm a little confused. Is it supposed to be undead jesus, fuck.. or.. undead, jesus fuck?

Anticor, feel free to change his member title to undead jesus fuck.

[Haldrik]

It is pretty epic but without a comma I'm a little confused. Is it supposed to be undead jesus, fuck.. or.. undead, jesus fuck?

Anticor, feel free to change his member title to undead jesus fuck.

I WAS ANGRY, OKAY.

[Methais]

It is pretty epic but without a comma I'm a little confused. Is it supposed to be undead jesus, fuck.. or.. undead, jesus fuck?

Anticor, feel free to change his member title to undead jesus fuck.

I'm sure the intended way would have included a comma, but the lack of comma just projects the rage to even more levels of awesome.

He should have been given an RPA instead of a warning. The warning was borderline entrapment, especially after he reported about the script check and kept getting harassed by that cocksitter GM.

This is the best thing to happen in GS in years, even rivaling that guy that went nuts in TSC about how Andraste is a fat fuck that just sits around eating pizza all day.

[Haldrik]

I'm sure the intended way would have included a comma, but the lack of comma just projects the rage to even more levels of awesome.

This is the best thing to happen in GS in years, even rivaling that guy that went nuts in TSC about how Andraste is a fat fuck that just sits around eating pizza all day.

Thanks Meth :). Unfortunately it appears a lot of people disagree. 7 red rep, and 1 green rep from you.

I probably should have known everyone would focus on my outburst instead of the really really stupid fact that a GM is running a script check on a monster who talks consistently. And then asks why I'm killing them when they are undead and regularly murder people. Zzzz.

Fun either way. At least someone got to enjoy my outburst.

[Methais]

Thanks Meth :). Unfortunately it appears a lot of people disagree. 7 red rep, and 1 green rep from you.

I probably should have known everyone would focus on my outburst instead of the really really stupid fact that a GM is running a script check on a monster who talks consistently. And then asks why I'm killing them when they are undead and regularly murder people. Zzzz.

Fun either way. At least someone got to enjoy my outburst.

Roleplaying is serious business.

http://www.modernthrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/darkon-720x398.jpg

[Silvean]

Many a brave warrior fell to the dual-wielding fury of the Pale Knight that day.

P.S. - Hey Methais, which one of those guys is you?

[Methais]

Many a brave warrior fell to the dual-wielding fury of the Pale Knight that day.

P.S. - Hey Methais, which one of those guys is you?

All of them.

[Gweneivia]

I think the warning was for saying "Jesus." How vulgar, and OOC too. Fuck is at least IC.

[Methais]

[The Last Chance Inn, Front Desk]

Also in the room: Allonrick who is seated, Thief, Yum, Wicked, Smooth, Wench, GameMaster Lady Aelsidhe, Lol, Spring, Iknowoj, Bite, Lady Vaalkyrie, Satanie, Shaandril Obvious exits: none.

With a slightly embarrassed look, Boundforthe suddenly appears.

With a slightly embarrassed look, Somebodyplease suddenly appears.

Wench says, "hrm"

look smo

Somebodyplease says, "somebodyplease helpme"

You see Smooth Operator' the Human Warrior.
He appears to be in his 30's, has long, straight light brown hair, brown eyes, and lily white skin. He is in good shape. He is wearing nothing special.

With a slightly embarrassed look, Jesus suddenly appears.

Iknowoj asks, "boundforthe lastchanceinn?"

Iknowoj says, "hahaha"

Wench says, "now there's a good one"

Boundforthe says, "hee hee"

Jesus grows indistinct. Slowly it dawns on you that he isn't there anymore.

Iknowoj says, "jesus? "

Somebodyplease says, "aelsidhe...whenever I make new characters"

Somebodyplease says, "it doesn't save them"

Somebodyplease says, "that's why I need youtopleasehelpme"

look bite

You see Bite Me' the Human Warrior.
She appears to be in her 30's, has long, straight light brown hair, brown eyes, and lily white skin. She is in good shape. She is wearing nothing special.

look somebo

You see Somebodyplease Helpme the Half-Elf Wizard.
He appears to be in his 20's, has very long dark brown hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. He is in good shape. He is wearing nothing special.

With a slightly embarrassed look, Jesus suddenly appears.

look jesu

You see Jesus Christ the Human Cleric.
He appears to be in his 20's, has long, straight light brown hair, brown eyes, and lily white skin. He is in good shape. He is wearing nothing special.

With a slightly embarrassed look, Phallic suddenly appears.

[Haldrik]

Lol.

Woke up to 12 green reps. Praise Undead Jesus Fuck.

I'll give you all a taste of my glory.

Green:
"I bet at least half of those red rep are from that poop-themed red guy's alts though" (this made me lol)
"+1 because maybe the vereri is christ-like and thus you were confused and thought the vereri was actually your risen lord and savior. it had to have caught you off-guard. dumb script check."
"LOL. Post of the year. +100."
"Still laughing at this, a day later"

Some of the reds are worth sharing too.

Red:
"You're dumb, adults dont regularly use the word fuck, immature children do though" (What world does this person live in?)
"You went full retard. You never go full retard."

[RichardCranium]

For soke reason this reminded me of when someone wrote something similar to the French Castle scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and inserted famous GS characters.

[Haldrik]

Apparently I use fuck a lot. People in real life are starting to notice.

L:
What are u eating for dinner? R u just gonna grab something and eat in class?

Me:
i dunno yet
im eating some fucking pistachios right now
hungry
also delicious

L:
Not just pistachios... Fucking pistachios lol

[Androidpk]

I love that fucking word.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZkb4TPI-Lo

[Wrathbringer]

Yep. It's great. Identifies the quality of one's character instantly.

[JackWhisper]

One's fucking character.

[Androidpk]

Yep. It's great. Identifies the quality of one's character instantly.

Go fuck yourself you fucking fucker.

[Wrathbringer]

Go fuck yourself you fucking fucker.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-znOcr60b3po/T74ErGsQy4I/AAAAAAAAHVY/XXyhAQmfIdQ/s1600/Clown+Car.gif

[JackWhisper]

Why do you keep posting that? THEIR tags are real!

[Gelston]

Has anyone ever told you, that when you walk, you look just like a penguin?

[Methais]

Apparently I use fuck a lot. People in real life are starting to notice.

L:
What are u eating for dinner? R u just gonna grab something and eat in class?

Me:
i dunno yet
im eating some fucking pistachios right now
hungry
also delicious

L:
Not just pistachios... Fucking pistachios lol

From now on, for the rest of your life, your answer to any question that asks "why", be it on the internet or in real life, shall be

"BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDEAD JESUS FUCK."

Pass this onto your heirs as well.

[JackWhisper]

ROFL Methais thinks Haldrik's going to procreate.

That's so cute.

[Methais]

ROFL Methais thinks Haldrik's going to procreate.

That's so cute.

It's only rape at first, until she stops saying no.

[Silvean]

All of them.

YES. MAing real life is the best way to LARP.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ddn019U6vU

[Androidpk]

Roleplaying is serious business.

http://www.modernthrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/darkon-720x398.jpg

How the hell can someone be skinny AND have a pudgy gut at the same time!?

[Gelston]

How the hell can someone be skinny AND have a pudgy gut at the same time!?

Be you but able to drink more than 3 beers in a day.

[Taernath]

Has Tgoo perfected the roleplaying script yet?

[Androidpk]

Be you but able to drink more than 3 beers in a day.

Wut

[Androidpk]

I'm not skinny, I'm lean and my abs have been set to six pack by default since the 5th grade.

[Silvean]

Be you but able to drink more than 3 beers in a day.

The Pale Knight and I seem to be representations of the same Platonic form. This is why I must adhere to my BuffStuff Diet (patent pending).

[Gelston]

I'm not skinny, I'm lean and my abs have been set to six pack by default since the 5th grade.

Yeah, skinny.

[Androidpk]

The Pale Knight and I seem to be representations of the same Platonic form. This is why I must adhere to my BuffStuff Diet (patent pending).

BuffDudes worked for me.

[Androidpk]

Yeah, skinny.

Are all marines bastards or just you?

[JackWhisper]

......You're an idiot, PK.

[JackWhisper]

I don't even have to have been in the military to know you stepped over a douche line with that.

[Gelston]

Are all marines bastards or just you?

I was born to a married mother and father, buddy.

[Androidpk]

I don't even have to have been in the military to know you stepped over a douche line with that.

lolwut??

[Taernath]

https://i.imgur.com/oQmDuWb.jpg

[Androidpk]

I know Gelston is a delicate flower but I'm sure he is okay.

[Rallorick]

I was born to a married mother and father, buddy.

just not to each other.... heyyaaa

[Androidpk]

:lol:

[Haldrik]

I like where this thread went. And then become confused. Let's go back to George Carlin.

[Androidpk]

This is probably my favorite segment of his. Euphemisms.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuEQixrBKCc

[Lady Sylvan]

This happened to me, minus the cursing. When the thieves started attacking Vaalor we started killing them. We stopped when one brigand started talking. It freaked us all out for a moment. He told us why they were there and we listened.

Lesson here is No bad words.

[Fallen]

This happened to me, minus the cursing. When the thieves started attacking Vaalor we started killing them. We stopped when one brigand started talking. It freaked us all out for a moment. He told us why they were there and we listened.

Lesson here is No bad words.

You guys likely weren't being script checked. GMs will control monsters for storylines as a means of interacting with players. Either way, yeah, likely best not to swear at talking monsters.

Still, UNDEAD JESUS FUCK is a great line.

[Candor]

If you are going to cuss at a GM controlled character or a GM, you're a moron and you deserve whatever happens as a result.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

You guys likely weren't being script checked.


> A voice whispers, "For now... watch your language in all public areas. Thank you for being responsive in my home, though."

That was script check bro.

[Wrathbringer]

If you are going to cuss at a GM controlled character or a GM, you're a moron and you deserve whatever happens as a result.

I've found that people who cuss generally are morons incapable of building an adequate vocabulary so I'm never surprised by their poor decision making skills.

[Fallen]

> A voice whispers, "For now... watch your language in all public areas. Thank you for being responsive in my home, though."

That was script check bro.

Lady Sylvan was discussing a separate incident, not the log in the OP. Bandits attacking Ta'Vaalor is part of a storyline.

[Haldrik]

I've found that people who cuss generally are morons incapable of building an adequate vocabulary so I'm never surprised by their poor decision making skills.

Quite a small world view. I've probably forgotten more in my life then you have learned in yours.


If you are going to cuss at a GM controlled character or a GM, you're a moron and you deserve whatever happens as a result.

Jokes on them. I rerolled the six day old character and closed the account. Worth it just to imagine the look on that smug bastards face.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/FAnDNln.jpg

[Haldrik]

I've found that people who cuss generally are morons incapable of building an adequate vocabulary so I'm never surprised by their poor decision making skills.

Your message made me wonder, "I wonder if he is as high and mighty as he thinks?"

And then a quick two minute search of your posts today.


Are you a Nazi?


So did the Nazis.


Because he's black.


This is what happens when we allow women to start threads.

Yeah. You are a real paradigm of intelligence. Sounds like you are the type who make retarded posts and actually believe they are true/right. It's called ignorance/willful ignorance/willful blindness, etc.

[Wrathbringer]

Your message made me wonder, "I wonder if he is as high and mighty as he thinks?"

And then a quick two minute search of your posts today.









Yeah. You are a real paradigm of intelligence. Sounds like you are the type who make retarded posts and actually believe they are true/right. It's called ignorance/willful ignorance/willful blindness, etc.

Mostly I just make retarded posts. Well done in not leaning on the profanity crutch in this post.

[Androidpk]

Profanity crutch > retarded crutch

[Gelston]

Fuck you fucking fuckers.

[Androidpk]

Fuck you fucking fuckers.

Sick beats man. I bet you came outta the pussy rapping.

[Allereli]

Fuck you fucking fuckers.

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker!


Quite a small world view. I've probably forgotten more in my life then you have learned in yours.

Jokes on them. I rerolled the six day old character and closed the account. Worth it just to imagine the look on that smug bastards face.

Wyrom and other GMs are avid readers of the PC. I'm pretty sure any new account you started will be connected to the old one.

[Androidpk]

They do? Well in that case, Mr. Wyrom.... ​urglaes slabs!

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Wyrom is LORD

[Wrathbringer]

Fuck you fucking fuckers.

Stay classy.


Profanity crutch > retarded crutch

Profanity crutch = retarded crutch

[JackWhisper]

You are a big dumb poopy head.

[Wrathbringer]

You are a big dumb poopy head.

lol

[Jhynnifer]

Exactly. It's okay to pull a spine out of someones neck while splurting blood everywhere. But the word fuck, OFF LIMITS.

And the "in public" part? REALLY GM? Way to really use that power. An official warning was not needed when he started that OOC bullshit.

Um... you realize, if you're not in a locked room you're in public in GS, right? The argument is as simple as that. I know it must be hard to be held accountable for your actions and asking you to be an adult and police yourself appropriately but just for the sake of argument... let's try it shall we?


Quite a small world view. I've probably forgotten more in my life then you have learned in yours.

Like how not to type the letters F-U-C-K in a game where it's expressly prohibited and enforced?




Jokes on them. I rerolled the six day old character and closed the account. Worth it just to imagine the look on that smug bastards face.

Actually, joke's on you. Give them a week and they'll link those together, ban you again and probably extend it another 30 days for being a moron who posts his super secret black ops sneakattacks on simu openly on the PC.

[Androidpk]

Are you allowed to swear in a locked/private room?

[Astray]

Are you allowed to swear in a locked/private room?

You can cyber but not curse. Gotta keep it classy.

[JackWhisper]

Actually, I've sworn plenty behind locked doors. And at tables, naturally. Even when they were public for that brief moment several years back *What were they thinking?*

[Haldrik]

Um... you realize, if you're not in a locked room you're in public in GS, right? The argument is as simple as that. I know it must be hard to be held accountable for your actions and asking you to be an adult and police yourself appropriately but just for the sake of argument... let's try it shall we?

Like how not to type the letters F-U-C-K in a game where it's expressly prohibited and enforced?

Actually, joke's on you. Give them a week and they'll link those together, ban you again and probably extend it another 30 days for being a moron who posts his super secret black ops sneakattacks on simu openly on the PC.

You are fucking delusional.

I don't care about the cursing. I never said I didn't deserve the warning.

My main beef was with a ridiculous script check using ridiculous "IC" logic to mask the script check.




Actually, joke's on you. Give them a week and they'll link those together, ban you again and probably extend it another 30 days for being a moron who posts his super secret black ops sneakattacks on simu openly on the PC.

Again, are you fucking high right now? I was never banned, ever. I got a vulgarity warning. If they want to somehow link my account to my new account, which I haven't made yet, to make sure and REAPPLY the vulgarity warning. Then they have way too much time on their hands and underestimate how much I don't give a shit.

[JackWhisper]

Don't you mean overestimate?

[Haldrik]

Don't you mean overestimate?

Huh? Looks fine to me ;) But good catch.

[Androidpk]

Haldrik regrets that he has but one shit to give Simu.

[Furryrat]

My main beef was with a ridiculous script check using ridiculous "IC" logic to mask the script check.

I find your beef to be ridiculous.

[Androidpk]

I find your beef to be ridiculous.

How about this beef?

http://i.imgur.com/tItivSR.jpg

[Astray]

That is not a prime cut of beef, yo.

[Androidpk]

Optimus prime.

[Astray]

That's not what your mom said. She is a very hard lady to satisfy sexually.

[ThatDamnTep]

Jokes on them. I rerolled the six day old character and closed the account. Worth it just to imagine the look on that smug bastards face.

Wait, wait, wait. The character was 6 days old? And you were hunting vereri? Either you were under a constant RPA or you had to have been scripting near 24 hours a day. Frankly I'm surprised you didn't get hit sooner.

[Androidpk]

Well that certainly escalated quickly.

[Astray]

Unlike my relationship with your mom. That classy broad.

[Androidpk]

Unlike my relationship with your mom. That classy broad.

My mom is a dumb cunt, enjoy, sucker!

[Methais]

Don't you mean overestimate?

If they were overestimating, they'd be overestimating how much he did give a shit JESUS FUCK!

I propose that all posts in this thread from now on shall end with JESUS FUCK!

[Haldrik]

Wait, wait, wait. The character was 6 days old? And you were hunting vereri? Either you were under a constant RPA or you had to have been scripting near 24 hours a day. Frankly I'm surprised you didn't get hit sooner.

No. It was my first time in the area. I was testing it out. Another reason why I was frustrated was I was getting my ass kicked AND getting script checked. You ever try taking a wizard into a place with spirit CS spells? Get fucked with 45 sec fears.

[Androidpk]

Get jesus fucked.

[Gelston]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/motivator242260.jpg

[Methais]

.

Fuck you for removing that post. And fuck us for not quoting it and preserving "Why are you attacking us?" "BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDEAD JESUS FUCK!" forever.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/QhCAwDXZ0BltK/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c8907f14446764e5104c28f

[Gelston]

Why did I post the Emislity meme?

[Methais]

Why did I post the Emislity meme?

Because gay.

[Roiken]

I'm pretty sure the real reason was because of all the talk about things getting fucked.