Thread for Things That Made You Shudder Today

[JackWhisper]

Tisket had a great idea with this, so I had to start this thread!

Have you seen something absolutely blood-draining? Something that made you gag, shiver, scream, squee, screech, or otherwise vurp? Post it here.

The coffin pranks just made me shudder. Won't lie. Claustrophobic!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcrsDlmhGrs

[Taernath]

That sniper one = WTF

So they shot an unsuspecting guy with a paintball, then tied him down and buried him? That shit would get somebody killed for real if they did that in the states.

Saw this the other day on Reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2hjxzz/was_wondering_why_one_of_the_bathroom_lights/

[Thondalar]

That sniper one = WTF

So they shot an unsuspecting guy with a paintball, then tied him down and buried him? That shit would get somebody killed for real if they did that in the states.

No kidding. Americans shoot back when not mortally wounded. Viva la France!

[Astray]

Man, marketing in Europe is absolutely ruthless.

[Tisket]

Cool. I'll repost this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5rLhbSZxRE&app=desktop

[JackWhisper]

Never. Going. Fishing. EVER.

[Tisket]

At least not in the Congo.

[Tisket]

I'll tell you, I think this might be one of those threads in which I avoid clicking on links. Especially after Methais posts in it.

[Wrathbringer]

I'll tell you, I think this might be one of those threads in which I avoid clicking on links. Especially after Methais posts in it.

Truth

[Gweneivia]

http://i.imgur.com/mfQg1gl.gif

[Jeril]

http://i.imgur.com/mfQg1gl.gif

That looks pretty neat to me!

[Tisket]

Freaky arm

[JackWhisper]

Is that an illusion?! Oh my god I am twitching over here. Gotta be photoshopped.

[Jeril]

Is that an illusion?! Oh my god I am twitching over here. Gotta be photoshopped.

Look at the tendon in their wrist.

[JackWhisper]

Nope. He's just severely doublejointed. His right bottle is his natural grip. His left bottle is backwards.

[Gnome Rage]

So... I think it goes here. How bout startled and nearly peed myself?

Made Nathan breakfast this morning, sat down at the table and started eating. We both heard three-four electronic "blip/beep" kind of noises, followed by what sounded like a short command in a woman's voice.

None of the computers are on, the alarm was turned off, my computer speakers were turned on but the computer wasn't sending any information. So either we have a ghost talking to us through our speakers or the NSA has bugged our house with cameras and microphones and they're trying to scare the poops out of me.

Or something else happened, BUT THESE SEEM TO BE THE MOST PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATIONS. It srsly scared the crap out of me when it happened lol.

[Ker_Thwap]

So... I think it goes here. How bout startled and nearly peed myself?

Made Nathan breakfast this morning, sat down at the table and started eating. We both heard three-four electronic "blip/beep" kind of noises, followed by what sounded like a short command in a woman's voice.

None of the computers are on, the alarm was turned off, my computer speakers were turned on but the computer wasn't sending any information. So either we have a ghost talking to us through our speakers or the NSA has bugged our house with cameras and microphones and they're trying to scare the poops out of me.

Or something else happened, BUT THESE SEEM TO BE THE MOST PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATIONS. It srsly scared the crap out of me when it happened lol.

Vehicle driving by with their two way speaker cranked.

[Gnome Rage]

Vehicle driving by with their two way speaker cranked.

Nope. We live on a really quiet street. No cars were going by. It also sounded like it came right from the living room. I'm convinced we're being watched by SOMEONE OR SOMETHING

-shifty eyes-

[JackWhisper]

It's the ghost of the woman Nathan slaughtered in a crazy night of tabletop D&D. You were working late. Be scared. Be very scared.

[Gnome Rage]

All the girls we d&d with are alive. Hmmmmm

[JackWhisper]

So YOU think. Have you SEEN them since that night you worked late? All of them?! I think not...

Be warned! Nathan is dangerous! The cat sees it.

THE CAT SEES ALL!

[Gnome Rage]

Ember loves him. Lol. and the latest I work is 5pm... which is before he gets out... sooo....

PROBABLY THE FBI

[Gelston]

Computer Speakers and crap can pick up interference from cell phones and stuff pretty easily.

[Gnome Rage]

UUUGH GUYSSS IT WAS A GHOSTTT

[Androidpk]

Nope. We live on a really quiet street. No cars were going by. It also sounded like it came right from the living room. I'm convinced we're being watched by SOMEONE OR SOMETHING

-shifty eyes-

Get a Ouija board.

[Atlanteax]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3703/10192551135_f8994b4c5b_o.jpg

Gross...

[Gnome Rage]

My dad sent me the statements for my student loans, while this is the number I was expecting, I didn't like seeing it on paper.

~500/mo for repayment. Currently only making around 800/mo :( At least I got the second job.

[Androidpk]

I wonder how this is going to affect my honey business..

Nearly 1 million bees swarm Arizona men, killing one
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/1-million-bees-swarm-ariz-men-killing-article-1.1968217

[JackWhisper]

Atlanteax, that guy's an idiot.

For one thing, your body doesn't fart while you're asleep.

Countdown, horseshit!

googlefu!

[Latrinsorm]

I wonder how this is going to affect my honey business..

Nearly 1 million bees swarm Arizona men, killing one
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/1-million-bees-swarm-ariz-men-killing-article-1.1968217Marijuana would have saved him.

[Wrathbringer]

Marijuana would have saved him.

I'm picturing a saint bernard with a barrel around his neck wandering up to the guy once the bees are gone, cracking open the barrel and rolling the guy a fatty which the dog lights for the guy then re-packs the barrel and leaves.

[Androidpk]

Marijuana would have saved him.

Stop being an idiot.

[Latrinsorm]

I'm picturing a saint bernard with a barrel around his neck wandering up to the guy once the bees are gone, cracking open the barrel and rolling the guy a fatty which the dog lights for the guy then re-packs the barrel and leaves.You're experiencing a psychotic break. Take two harmless brewskis and call me in the morning.

[Latrinsorm]

Stop being an idiot.Believe the reefer madness corporate propaganda all you want, sheeple. I know like five guys who smoked marijuana and I never once saw them stung by bees. If marijuana didn't stop bees, why don't bees smoke marijuana? Actual case studies back this up, I can't be bothered to do your homework for you.

[Androidpk]

Believe the reefer madness corporate propaganda all you want, sheeple. I know like five guys who smoked marijuana and I never once saw them stung by bees. If marijuana didn't stop bees, why don't bees smoke marijuana? Actual case studies back this up, I can't be bothered to do your homework for you.

I can't be bothered by your lame attempts at trolling so on ignore you go.

[Latrinsorm]

I can't be bothered by your lame attempts at trolling so on ignore you go.You're tying your own noose, Andy. Your own noose of hemp and hemp accessories.

[Kaldonis]

Cockroach in the rice bin!

Anyone, anyone?

Preferred tactic for cockroach slaying: high powered tube vacuum. A little trickier in the rice bin. Guess we should have kept the lid on more carefully! Luckily it was mostly empty and the airflow made it go crazy and it ran to a vacant corner and vacuum method > cockroaches.

[Tisket]

Marijuana would have saved him.

I lol'd

Some people (yes you, pk) need to learn to laugh at themselves. They will live longer.

[subzero]

Marijuana would have saved him.

Only if it was being smoked; none of that vaporizing malarkey. Bees don't like smoke, plus they might have just decided, "Fuck it" and left him alone once they were high.

[Wrathbringer]

More pink crap in nfl games this weekend for some disease awareness. OKAY WE GET IT THERE ARE DISEASES. RETURN TO NORMAL COLORS ALREADY.

[Astray]

You mean pink ribbons? FOR BREAST CANCER.

[Wrathbringer]

You mean pink ribbons? FOR BREAST CANCER.

See? It's not even effective.

[Allereli]

You mean pink ribbons? FOR BREAST CANCER.

Gymnastics world champs are going on this week. I'd like to see the prostate cancer leos

[Astray]

See? It's not even effective.

Shhh, it's like black history month. Pretend you know and care.

[Androidpk]

I lol'd

Some people (yes you, pk) need to learn to laugh at themselves. They will live longer.

I can laugh at myself no problem. That doesn't mean I won't get ticked off when latrin trolls my thread page after page after page, even after I've asked him to stop. He can go fuck himself for all I care. QED.

[Androidpk]

Gymnastics world champs are going on this week. I'd like to see the prostate cancer leos

Would they be brown or green?

[Astray]

Would they be brown or green?

Brown with green and red streaks.

[Latrinsorm]

I can laugh at myself no problem. That doesn't mean I won't get ticked off when latrin trolls my thread page after page after page, even after I've asked him to stop. He can go fuck himself for all I care. QED.My saying what you don't believe isn't trolling, it's a dialogue. I am sad that you were so outraged by my good faith efforts to communicate my actual beliefs that you felt compelled to ignore me.

[Ker_Thwap]

My saying what you don't believe isn't trolling, it's a dialogue. I am sad that you were so outraged by my good faith efforts to communicate my actual beliefs that you felt compelled to ignore me.

If you think about it, you're trying to get stoners to follow a systemic/scientific/analytical process. Do you honestly believe they're capable of such mental gymnastics and then remembering such ten minutes later? You're wasting your time.

[Androidpk]

If you think about it, you're trying to get stoners to follow a systemic/scientific/analytical process. Do you honestly believe they're capable of such mental gymnastics and then remembering such ten minutes later? You're wasting your time.

By that logic anyone that has an occasional drink is an alcoholic.

[Ker_Thwap]

By that logic anyone that has an occasional drink is an alcoholic.

No. That's not how logic works. I said nothing that remotely leads to your conclusion.

[Androidpk]

No. That's not how logic works. I said nothing that remotely leads to your conclusion.

Except you did by referring to me as a stoner.

[Latrinsorm]

If you think about it, you're trying to get stoners to follow a systemic/scientific/analytical process. Do you honestly believe they're capable of such mental gymnastics and then remembering such ten minutes later? You're wasting your time.That blew my mind.

I have reported myself for being off-topic.

[Ker_Thwap]

Except you did by referring to me as a stoner.

I said stoners, plural. If you choose to associate yourself with that group, that's not my fault. Hell, I was a stoner before you were born, I'm well aware what the effects of being high are, and weed hasn't gotten any less powerful in the intervening decades.

That said, there is still no logical progression from my statement to your statement.

[Androidpk]

I said stoners, plural. If you choose to associate yourself with that group, that's not my fault. Hell, I was a stoner before you were born, I'm well aware what the effects of being high are, and weed hasn't gotten any less powerful in the intervening decades.

That said, there is still no logical progression from my statement to your statement.

Who, then, were you referring to? And obviously you aren't aware of the effects that a low-THC, high-CBD strain has or you wouldn't say something like that.

[Ker_Thwap]

Who, then, were you referring to? And obviously you aren't aware of the effects that a low-THC, high-CBD strain has or you wouldn't say something like that.

I left it open ended. I did assume you'd bite of course, so that was a little bit mean of me. Yeah, the low THC strain is immediately the one that comes to mind when discussing pot. The average potency has tripled in recent decades, and you babble about the existence of a low THC strain. Why would you even bring that up knowing it's not remotely representative of the average. This kind of "grasping at straws" debating technique is exactly why I wonder if you're stoned at the moment.

[Androidpk]

I left it open ended. I did assume you'd bite of course, so that was a little bit mean of me. Yeah, the low THC strain is immediately the one that comes to mind when discussing pot. The average potency has tripled in recent decades, and you babble about the existence of a low THC strain. Why would you even bring that up knowing it's not remotely representative of the average. This kind of "grasping at straws" debating technique is exactly why I wonder if you're stoned at the moment.

Hmm, gee, I wonder... maybe because the thread is a discussion on medicinal marijuana and strains low in THC and high in CBD play a huge role in that. No, I am not stoned. Yes, I do think labeling pro-cannabis as stoners is counterproductive and absurd.

[Ker_Thwap]

Hmm, gee, I wonder... maybe because the thread is a discussion on medicinal marijuana and strains low in THC and high in CBD play a huge role in that. No, I am not stoned. Yes, I do think labeling pro-cannabis as stoners is counterproductive and absurd.


That thread is a train wreck. I'd suggest you walk away from it if you're an advocate for CBD only. Because you look like an idiot when you're discounting a number of studies that are about marijuana. They're pretty decent studies, but they're about marijuana in it's entirety, not CBD specifically. When you keep addressing recreational marijuana in a medical marijuana thread, you lend credence to the idea that it's marijuana that you're defending.

[Androidpk]

That thread is a train wreck. I'd suggest you walk away from it if you're an advocate for CBD only. Because you look like an idiot when you're discounting a number of studies that are about marijuana. They're pretty decent studies, but they're about marijuana in it's entirety, not CBD specifically. When you keep addressing recreational marijuana in a medical marijuana thread, you lend credence to the idea that it's marijuana that you're defending.

I'm a strong advocate of both and I'm not going to limit my stance to CBD only strains because that doesn't cover everything. Are strains generally stronger these days? Sure. The average THC content is still around 14% though which isn't crazy.

That thread is a train wreck thanks to Latrin but I'm not going to let some delusional cunt stop me from posting in my own thread.

[Latrinsorm]

Hey! What do you mean, "some"?

[Androidpk]

Nope!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153073/Watch-GoPro-footage-of-motocross-bike-scaling-bridge.html

[Tenlaar]

Very disappointing, no part of that defies gravity. Stupid lying articles.

[Androidpk]

This clown in American Horror Story... Nope, nope, ​fucking nope!!!

[Androidpk]

Girl has leech living in her nose for a month before knowing about it..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11157074/Backpacker-had-3-inch-long-leech-living-up-her-nose.html

[JackWhisper]

http://vimeo.com/113998423

I just... I don't even know. I am pretty sure I'm disgusted, but three minutes into it, I was sort of into it......I think? Shit is just... creepy once you watch all of it.

[Atlanteax]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dEWD-mZSuKk#t=125

[Gnome Rage]

UUUGH GUYSSS IT WAS A GHOSTTT

Just updating everyone on this one...

It was our smoke detector.

[Gnome Rage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dEWD-mZSuKk#t=125

I fucking refuse.

I wont watch it.

[JackWhisper]

LAWL. Was it a ghostly smoke detector?

[Atlanteax]

I fucking refuse.

I wont watch it.

How else will the boyfriend know what is the extraction technique to utilize?

[Gnome Rage]

LAWL. Was it a ghostly smoke detector?

Yeah. It was basically the smoke detector saying it was low on battery... all of the smoke detectors in the house eventually did it within like a week period.

It says like "Error: something something" but it was quiet because the battery is dead, and I guess thats what it says.

[JackWhisper]

HAHAHA. Okay, that WOULD be creepy.

I'm reminded of Tom Hanks in Cast Away when he's on the island at the start, and hears these THUNKS every so often and he gets all paranoid HAY WAT IS THAT?!??!?!?!. Coconuts. LOL.

[Gnome Rage]

Yeah, we also found out we have fucking so many smoke detectors. like one in almost every room except upstairs only has one.

[Gelston]

Yeah, we also found out we have fucking so many smoke detectors. like one in almost every room except upstairs only has one.

So, less than you should have?

[JackWhisper]

Uhh... it's law here to have a detector in every room. I think. Unsure, but I think so. I donno, cuz I took all mine apart because fuck that noise when popcorn burns.

[Gnome Rage]

Shrug

[Gelston]

Shrug

LETS SEE HOW MUCH YOU SHRUG WHEN THERE IS FIRE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gnome Rage]

Our house was inspected before we bought it. Everything complies.

[Parkbandit]

Uhh... it's law here to have a detector in every room. I think. Unsure, but I think so. I donno, cuz I took all mine apart because fuck that noise when popcorn burns.

Every room?

No.