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Bobmuhthol
10-03-2004, 06:36 PM
You sing:

"Hi I'm Rhashiki I'm a fucking xxxxxx and I can't fucking type."

>nod aone
You nod to Aone.
>
Aone snickers.
>
* Mindra just bit the dust!
>
Aone removes a cup of sake from on a heavy iron brazier.
>
Aone put a cup of sake in his black cotton longcoat.
>chat You sing: "Hi I'm Rhashiki I'm a fucking xxxxxx and I can't fucking type."
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>psinet find rhashiki
You query the minds of those linked to the PsiNet.

You sense that the following people are currently linked to the PsiNet:
Total minds linked: 0

Aone removes a cup of sake from on a heavy iron brazier.
>
* Yagnuts just bit the dust!
>
Aone takes a drink from his cup of sake.
>chat Aone snickers.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>
Aone put a curving blue steel bracelet dagger in his black cotton longcoat.
>
Aone put a cup of sake in his black cotton longcoat.
>get brush
You remove a thin sword-etched brush from in your warrior's mantle.
>paint aone
>
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>paint aone
>paint aone
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>paint aone
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>paint aone
>
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>paint aone
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>paint aone
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>
Aone looks like the kind of person you wouldn't just want to do that to.
>put brush in man
You put a thin sword-etched brush in your warrior's mantle.
>l in man
In the warrior's mantle you see a thin sword-etched brush, a few grains of brown fish food, a dead red velvet swordtail, a sprig of mistletoe, a frayed Duelers' Guild banner, a maoral-hafted mithril maul, a blackened iron V'tull sculpture, a thin thorn-etched brush, a lustrous silver needle, a gold-inlaid polished ebony coin, a swirl-inked squat clay jar, a mechanical gremlock pin, a white flask and a feras mattock.
>l aone
You see Aone the Thug.
He appears to be a Human from Jantalar.
He appears to be youthful and average height. He has nearly transparent blue eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, tied back blue-black hair. He has a clean-shaven face, a classical nose and a generous mouth.
He has a black vaalorn thorn in his left eyebrow.
He has minor bruises about the head.
He is wearing a gold ring, an ebon-hued cavalier hat adorned with a burnished silver griffin feather, a ruby amulet, an icy blue pendant, an eight-point silver star symbol, a belted black cotton longcoat, a white leather bracelet, a coarse black cotton satchel, a coin-fastened tan suede gem pouch, some weathered elven brigandine, and a pair of matte black boots.
>
* Bowlder just bit the dust!
>att aone
You swing a closed fist at Aone!
Aone evades your attack!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
* Meril just bit the dust!
>att aone
You swing a closed fist at Aone!
AS: +34 vs DS: +166 with AvD: +4 + d100 roll: +47 = -81
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Aone swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +53 vs DS: +113 with AvD: -5 + d100 roll: +84 = +19
A clean miss.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>att aone
You swing a closed fist at Aone!
Aone evades your attack!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
[Roll result: 161 (open d100: 66)]
Aone crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
You fall to the ground! Aone deftly regains his footing.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
>'Way to cheat
You say, "Way to cheat."
>'Fucking bitch
Aone swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +53 vs DS: +48 with AvD: -5 + d100 roll: +96 = +96
A clean miss.
>
You say, "Fucking bitch."
>stand
You stand back up.
>
Aone says, "Shut up and die."
>att aone
You swing a closed fist at Aone!
Aone evades your attack!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>'FUCK YOU.
You say, "FUCK YOU."
>
Aone swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +53 vs DS: +98 with AvD: -5 + d100 roll: +96 = +46
A clean miss.
>att aone
You swing a closed fist at Aone!
Aone evades your attack!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Aone swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +53 vs DS: +98 with AvD: -5 + d100 roll: +7 = -43
A clean miss.
>
Aone swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +53 vs DS: +98 with AvD: -5 + d100 roll: +54 = +4
A clean miss.
>get maul
You remove a maoral-hafted mithril maul from in your warrior's mantle.
>att aone
>
You swing a maoral-hafted mithril maul at Aone!
AS: +229 vs DS: +185 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +58 = +140
... and hit for 13 points of damage!
Broken finger on Aone's left hand!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>'I win
You say, "I win."
>
Aone removes a double-headed steel battle axe from in his black cotton longcoat.
>put maul in man
...wait 2 seconds.
>'Ah crap
You say, "Ah crap."
>'I mean
Aone swings a double-headed steel battle axe at you!
'SHIT!
AS: +271 vs DS: +115 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +51 = +257
... and hits for 44 points of damage!
Solid blow gouges a chunk out of your right leg.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!
>You are still stunned.
>
You are still stunned.
>
Aone says, "I win harder."
>
* Izalude just bit the dust!
>put maul in man
You put a maoral-hafted mithril maul in your warrior's mantle.
>'FUCKING CHRIST
You say, "FUCKING CHRIST."
>
Aone says, "That's nice redux."
>
Aone nods to you.
>'IT IS NOW A RULE THAT WE SPEAK IN ALL CAPS
>
You say, "IT IS NOW A RULE THAT WE SPEAK IN ALL CAPS."
>'BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER USED THE CAPS LOCK KEY
You say, "BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER USED THE CAPS LOCK KEY."
>
Aone says, "OH OK."
>
Aone says, "HAHAHA."
>'AND THANK YOU FOR FUCKING NOTICING MY FUCKING REDUX YOU FUCKING BITCH
You say, "AND THANK YOU FOR FUCKING NOTICING MY FUCKING REDUX YOU FUCKING BITCH."
>'OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING ROOM
You say, "OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING ROOM."
>
Aone says, "NO PROBLEM COCKSMACK."
>
*** PsiNet Rest Mode sending EXP to game. Type RESTMODE to disable.
Timestamp: Sun Oct 03 18:34:05 2004

Level: 27 Deeds: 0
Experience: 842416 Deaths this level: 7
Exp. until next: 56584 Death Recovery: 2779
Mental TPs: 378 Fame: 2502663
Physical TPs: 77 Mana: 21/21 max

Time since last check: 9 minutes, 59 seconds Time since first check: 20 minutes
Fame Since Last: 0 (0 per minute, 0 per hour.)
Fame Since First: 0 (0 per minute, 0 per hour.)

Exp. Since Last: 0 (0 per minute, 0 per hour, with an unknown time until level.)
Exp. Since First: 0 (0 per minute, 0 per hour, with an unknown time until level.)

Your seven day Gift of Lumnis cycle will complete in 3 days, 29 minutes, 19 seconds.
XP RESET to reset scan data.

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity, and find you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.

>'NICE ONE, COCK....
You say, "NICE ONE, COCK...."
>'SUCKER!
You exclaim, "SUCKER!"
>
Aone says, "..."
>
Aone says, "SHUT UP, COCK."
>'HAHAHAHAH PWNED
You say, "HAHAHAHAH PWNED."
>
Aone says, "GOBBLER."
>'OMG WTF
You say, "OMG WTF."
>'I'M DEFINITELY POSTING THIS ON LE PLAYERS' CORNER
You say, "I'M DEFINITELY POSTING THIS ON LE PLAYERS' CORNER."
>'AND FUCK ANY CUNTS WHO DISAGREE!
Aone says, "OH NOEZ."
>
You exclaim, "AND FUCK ANY CUNTS WHO DISAGREE!"

Edited to remove an offensive term!!

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

Artha
10-03-2004, 06:49 PM
This is my favorite part:

You follow the bellman to the Dragon Room.
He opens the door and you follow Bobmuhthol into the room.
[Silvergate, Dragon Room]
Smelling the fragrance of fresh cedar, you glance up and notice that the ceiling of this simply furnished room has been paneled with the reddish wood. A simple arrangement of flowering blossoms is displayed in a niche centered in one of the cream colored walls. The window opposite the door is covered by a delicate carved screen, through which you hear the sound of chimes blowing in the wind. Thick straw matting covers most of the floor, rising several inches above the entry to this room. You also see a heavy iron brazier with some stuff on it, a long low cabinet, a soft cotton mat with some silk jacketed pillows on it and a red door.
Also here: Lord Bobmuhthol
Obvious exits: none
The bellman smiles and leaves, closing the door behind him.

You stare at nothing in particular.

You glance at a soft cotton mat.

You look at Bobmuhthol and shake your head.

Betheny
10-03-2004, 06:52 PM
So, Artha, does he give good head?

Fallen
10-03-2004, 06:54 PM
Celebrating your privileges of being members in Silvergate?

Latrinsorm
10-03-2004, 06:54 PM
Shouldn't this be in Relationships?

Betheny
10-03-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Shouldn't this be in Relationships?

Nothing like watching two young men snuggle. :lol: Our priestly population is going to go up, now.

<FLEE>

Artha
10-03-2004, 06:57 PM
You look at Bobmuhthol and shake your head.

I preemptively took care of any advances.

F u all.

Latrinsorm
10-03-2004, 06:59 PM
You can hardly blame us, Artha. Just look at your avatar.

Artha
10-03-2004, 07:02 PM
<---"OMG NO GAY SEX0R W/MARIO AND TOAD" look

Betheny
10-03-2004, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Artha
<---"OMG NO GAY SEX0R W/MARIO AND TOAD" look

So who was the taker of the donkey punch???

oh man this is too much fun!

Toxicvixen
10-04-2004, 03:48 PM
:lol:

10-05-2004, 02:28 AM
Going into the Dragon room only insinuates one thing.


Did he show you the dragon? :lol:

[Edited on 10-5-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

Caramia
10-05-2004, 04:41 PM
Ah... a dorkfest in private Silvergate rooms. Well, I guess better indoors behind a locked door than contaminating the noobs.

Bobmuhthol
10-05-2004, 04:43 PM
Get out of my thread.

Parkbandit
10-05-2004, 04:52 PM
Did he touch your pee pee Bob?

Artha
10-05-2004, 04:58 PM
You glance at a soft cotton mat.

You look at Bobmuhthol and shake your head.

Latrinsorm
10-05-2004, 08:18 PM
I didn't realize this before, but Aone's "He appears to be youthful" makes this a lot worse than it could have been. :ew: