BulletSponge
08-09-2014, 10:37 PM
Today at the Dais, the animal companions decided they had some wants and needs.......
Yes, these are animal companions, not wizard familiars, they don't normally talk.
(Log cleaned for your viewing pleasure)
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Speaking to a rush lion, Greycrown says, "Sounds like somebody's putting words in your mouth, seeing as how you can't talk."
A rush lion says, "Get me some food."
Gweneivia boredly says, "Nope, not interested."
A rush lion says, "clearly, I can. Perhaps you don't listen enough."
A rush lion says, "Just like a man."
A rush lion yawns.
Gweneivia nods to the rush lion in agreement.
The rush lion sits down.
A rush lion says, "I'd like to hunt ducks."
A rush lion says, "Find me some bloody ducks, Greycrown."
Gweneivia softly asks, "Why ducks?"
Greycrown says, "Strange, I can't dismiss this companion."
A rush lion says, "good eatin'."
You quietly ask, "Eff a duck?"
Gweneivia softly says, "Well there's good eatin on lots of stuff."
A rush lion says, "I'd like a nice maranade."
A rush lion says, "Perhaps something with an orange sauce."
Greycrown says, "I'd like a companion that people aren't constantly appropriating."
A rush lion says, "Greycrown, get me a griffin with orange sauce."
You laugh out loud!
A snub-nosed honey badger saunters in.
A rush lion walks around in a circle three times.
A rush lion lies down.
You see a fairly typical rush lion that is lying down.
She appears to be in good shape.
She has some padded light kidskin paw-wraps (worn).
As you scratch the rush lion behind the ears, she closes her eyes and tilts her head slightly to one side.
Speaking quietly to a rush lion, you say, "Hungry lion."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "You're always hungry, but you dont care."
A snub-nosed honey badger suddenly lets out a loud squeak as he glares about.
A rush lion scrambles back up onto her feet.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Duck does sound good right now."
A rush lion takes up a position of watchful wariness in front of Greycrown.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you ask, "I know right!?"
You quietly say, "Wait.."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "I'd also like a nice bonnet."
You squint.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "For Restdays."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you ask, "Am...am I hallucinating again?"
Gweneivia softly says, "That's nice."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "I licked those mushrooms int he landing that one time..."
Gweneivia softly says, "Get him a bonnet."
A snub-nosed honey badger asks, "I don't know. What are you seeing?"
Gweneivia thumps you!
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you exclaim, "You're talking!"
Oriehn sits down next to Gweneivia.
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you ask, "Is...is he talking?"
Gweneivia scoots over next to Oriehn.
You glance at a snub-nosed honey badger.
Greycrown frowns.
Speaking softly to you, Gweneivia asks, "Who?"
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you exclaim, "Slim!"
You point at a snub-nosed honey badger!
A snub-nosed honey badger barks.
Speaking softly to you, Gweneivia asks, "Why wouldn't he be?"
You blink.
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you say, "He's never talked before..."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you exclaim, "You...You dont bark!"
You give the honey badger a little prod between the shoulder blades. He turns his attentive gaze toward you.
Speaking to Gweneivia, Greycrown says, "Generally, animals don't talk."
Gweneivia softly says, "He does what he wants."
From behind a snub-nosed honey badger, a voice exclaims, "Feed me lots!"
You blink.
d100(Open): 52
You forage briefly and manage to find a small apple!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You feed a snub-nosed honey badger a bite of your small apple. You can almost taste the food yourself.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "oOoo, yes! Lots of duck."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Also, I'd like some slippers."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "My feet get so sore after he makes me climb around in the wilds."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you exclaim, "You have paw wraps!"
You see a fairly typical honey badger.
He appears to be in good shape.
He has some linen silver-banded paw-wraps (worn).
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Then get me new ones! Padded."
You squint.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "perhaps something in a nice cocoa brown."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "And here I thought you didn't care."
From behind a rush lion, a voice says, "Slippers are just a snack. You want boots."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "I care very much... about sore paws."
Gweneivia nods firmly.
As you scratch the honey badger behind the ears, he tilts his head into your hand, attempting to offer up the best angle to reach the itchiest spots.
A snub-nosed honey badger asks, "Will you please massage my paws?"
The honey badger sits down.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "Well..ok I'll find you some padded wraps."
A snub-nosed honey badger raises one paw.
You grumble.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "You better not tell the other animals about this...."
You sit down next to a snub-nosed honey badger.
Greycrown looks over at you and shakes his head.
(Padaxus takes the badger's paw and starts to rub out the sore spots.)
A snub-nosed honey badger stands up.
Greycrown says, "Looks like you've got a boss, not an animal companion."
A snub-nosed honey badger walks circles around the Dais.
Gweneivia grins at Oriehn.
A snub-nosed honey badger lies down.
Speaking quietly to Greycrown, you say, "Hey! He doesnet always talk."
A snub-nosed honey badger rolls on its back.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "someone rub my paws."
A snub-nosed honey badger whines.
You grumble.
You quietly exclaim, "I was!"
Greycrown says, "Yes, somebody else rub his paws. Haven't seen him maul anybody yet."
Speaking quietly to Greycrown, you say, "Should ask Rhaz about maulin...."
Greycrown blinks at you.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Padaxus, please do the back paws now."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "It feels so nummy."
You stare at a snub-nosed honey badger.
Speaking to you, Greycrown says, "I thought everybody knew better than to poke a badger."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "Not if you keep calling it "Nummy"."
A rush lion takes up a position of watchful wariness in front of Greycrown.
You reach over to the honey badger, running your fingers through his fur to check for burrs, twigs, and insects.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "aww, comeon."
A snub-nosed honey badger rolls toward Padaxas.
A snub-nosed honey badger asks, "just a little?"
A snub-nosed honey badger wiggles his paws.
Speaking to a rush lion, Greycrown says, "You're no longer necessary. Ever."
(Padaxus takes the rear paws of the honey badger, rubbing, grumbling about "nummy".)
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Oh, nummy num num."
You flail your arms about.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "Ok thats it.."
You pretend not to notice the honey badger.
Gweneivia softly says, "I told you to be nicer to him."
Gweneivia nods to the honey badger.
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you exclaim, "Im so nice to him!"
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "I feel so good now. I think I'll take a little badger nap."
A snub-nosed honey badger yawns.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Thank you, Padaxus. You're the most badger-loving ranger ever."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you ask, "That different than a BIG badger nap?"
You reach over to the honey badger, running your fingers through his fur to check for burrs, twigs, and insects.
A snub-nosed honey badger scrambles back up onto his feet.
You nod to the honey badger.
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
Yes, these are animal companions, not wizard familiars, they don't normally talk.
(Log cleaned for your viewing pleasure)
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Speaking to a rush lion, Greycrown says, "Sounds like somebody's putting words in your mouth, seeing as how you can't talk."
A rush lion says, "Get me some food."
Gweneivia boredly says, "Nope, not interested."
A rush lion says, "clearly, I can. Perhaps you don't listen enough."
A rush lion says, "Just like a man."
A rush lion yawns.
Gweneivia nods to the rush lion in agreement.
The rush lion sits down.
A rush lion says, "I'd like to hunt ducks."
A rush lion says, "Find me some bloody ducks, Greycrown."
Gweneivia softly asks, "Why ducks?"
Greycrown says, "Strange, I can't dismiss this companion."
A rush lion says, "good eatin'."
You quietly ask, "Eff a duck?"
Gweneivia softly says, "Well there's good eatin on lots of stuff."
A rush lion says, "I'd like a nice maranade."
A rush lion says, "Perhaps something with an orange sauce."
Greycrown says, "I'd like a companion that people aren't constantly appropriating."
A rush lion says, "Greycrown, get me a griffin with orange sauce."
You laugh out loud!
A snub-nosed honey badger saunters in.
A rush lion walks around in a circle three times.
A rush lion lies down.
You see a fairly typical rush lion that is lying down.
She appears to be in good shape.
She has some padded light kidskin paw-wraps (worn).
As you scratch the rush lion behind the ears, she closes her eyes and tilts her head slightly to one side.
Speaking quietly to a rush lion, you say, "Hungry lion."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "You're always hungry, but you dont care."
A snub-nosed honey badger suddenly lets out a loud squeak as he glares about.
A rush lion scrambles back up onto her feet.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Duck does sound good right now."
A rush lion takes up a position of watchful wariness in front of Greycrown.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you ask, "I know right!?"
You quietly say, "Wait.."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "I'd also like a nice bonnet."
You squint.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "For Restdays."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you ask, "Am...am I hallucinating again?"
Gweneivia softly says, "That's nice."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "I licked those mushrooms int he landing that one time..."
Gweneivia softly says, "Get him a bonnet."
A snub-nosed honey badger asks, "I don't know. What are you seeing?"
Gweneivia thumps you!
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you exclaim, "You're talking!"
Oriehn sits down next to Gweneivia.
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you ask, "Is...is he talking?"
Gweneivia scoots over next to Oriehn.
You glance at a snub-nosed honey badger.
Greycrown frowns.
Speaking softly to you, Gweneivia asks, "Who?"
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you exclaim, "Slim!"
You point at a snub-nosed honey badger!
A snub-nosed honey badger barks.
Speaking softly to you, Gweneivia asks, "Why wouldn't he be?"
You blink.
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you say, "He's never talked before..."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you exclaim, "You...You dont bark!"
You give the honey badger a little prod between the shoulder blades. He turns his attentive gaze toward you.
Speaking to Gweneivia, Greycrown says, "Generally, animals don't talk."
Gweneivia softly says, "He does what he wants."
From behind a snub-nosed honey badger, a voice exclaims, "Feed me lots!"
You blink.
d100(Open): 52
You forage briefly and manage to find a small apple!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You feed a snub-nosed honey badger a bite of your small apple. You can almost taste the food yourself.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "oOoo, yes! Lots of duck."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Also, I'd like some slippers."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "My feet get so sore after he makes me climb around in the wilds."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you exclaim, "You have paw wraps!"
You see a fairly typical honey badger.
He appears to be in good shape.
He has some linen silver-banded paw-wraps (worn).
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Then get me new ones! Padded."
You squint.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "perhaps something in a nice cocoa brown."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "And here I thought you didn't care."
From behind a rush lion, a voice says, "Slippers are just a snack. You want boots."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "I care very much... about sore paws."
Gweneivia nods firmly.
As you scratch the honey badger behind the ears, he tilts his head into your hand, attempting to offer up the best angle to reach the itchiest spots.
A snub-nosed honey badger asks, "Will you please massage my paws?"
The honey badger sits down.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "Well..ok I'll find you some padded wraps."
A snub-nosed honey badger raises one paw.
You grumble.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "You better not tell the other animals about this...."
You sit down next to a snub-nosed honey badger.
Greycrown looks over at you and shakes his head.
(Padaxus takes the badger's paw and starts to rub out the sore spots.)
A snub-nosed honey badger stands up.
Greycrown says, "Looks like you've got a boss, not an animal companion."
A snub-nosed honey badger walks circles around the Dais.
Gweneivia grins at Oriehn.
A snub-nosed honey badger lies down.
Speaking quietly to Greycrown, you say, "Hey! He doesnet always talk."
A snub-nosed honey badger rolls on its back.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "someone rub my paws."
A snub-nosed honey badger whines.
You grumble.
You quietly exclaim, "I was!"
Greycrown says, "Yes, somebody else rub his paws. Haven't seen him maul anybody yet."
Speaking quietly to Greycrown, you say, "Should ask Rhaz about maulin...."
Greycrown blinks at you.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Padaxus, please do the back paws now."
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "It feels so nummy."
You stare at a snub-nosed honey badger.
Speaking to you, Greycrown says, "I thought everybody knew better than to poke a badger."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "Not if you keep calling it "Nummy"."
A rush lion takes up a position of watchful wariness in front of Greycrown.
You reach over to the honey badger, running your fingers through his fur to check for burrs, twigs, and insects.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "aww, comeon."
A snub-nosed honey badger rolls toward Padaxas.
A snub-nosed honey badger asks, "just a little?"
A snub-nosed honey badger wiggles his paws.
Speaking to a rush lion, Greycrown says, "You're no longer necessary. Ever."
(Padaxus takes the rear paws of the honey badger, rubbing, grumbling about "nummy".)
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Oh, nummy num num."
You flail your arms about.
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you say, "Ok thats it.."
You pretend not to notice the honey badger.
Gweneivia softly says, "I told you to be nicer to him."
Gweneivia nods to the honey badger.
Speaking quietly to Gweneivia, you exclaim, "Im so nice to him!"
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "I feel so good now. I think I'll take a little badger nap."
A snub-nosed honey badger yawns.
A snub-nosed honey badger says, "Thank you, Padaxus. You're the most badger-loving ranger ever."
Speaking quietly to a snub-nosed honey badger, you ask, "That different than a BIG badger nap?"
You reach over to the honey badger, running your fingers through his fur to check for burrs, twigs, and insects.
A snub-nosed honey badger scrambles back up onto his feet.
You nod to the honey badger.
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.