Vulgar (Read only if you undertand its vulgar)

[Psykos]

So..

I was sitting with a few friends today at lunch and the topic came up about dental health. My friend was complaining that he always goes to the dentist and always has a cavity, despite brushing, flossing, and rinising with a flouride based substance every night. Being mid-20 guys, the conversation took a foul turn and my friend finally stated that he often eats his girlfriend out after brushing his teeth, and that she enjoys it because the mint tingles. So he thinks it rude to go brush his teeth after eating her out, so he just goes to sleep.

My friend, Mark replies that it can't be the cause because Vagina and Vitamin are related words.

To which I reply, Plack and Pussy are related words.

My friend starts laughing and says: My dentist said that Cunt and Cavity are related words.

True story.

Psykos

[Edited on 9-30-2004 by Psykos]

[Betheny]

I'm going to get you an Exacto knife for Christmas. Maybe you can put it to good use.

[Psykos]

HEY! I thought we were friends now!!

Psykos


Originally posted by Maimara
I'm going to get you an Exacto knife for Christmas. Maybe you can put it to good use.

[Meos]

Jeeez your in your twenties... I woulda guessed about 15.

[Double0RX7]

Man, I highly doubt women's juice wrecks your grill.

[Psykos]

Eating women out gets you :injured: pwned at the dentist.

citizens awareness

[DeV]

Originally posted by Psykos
Eating women out gets you :injured: pwned at the dentist.

citizens awareness Which is not your speciality so how would you know? :)

[Betheny]

:nono:

Don't encourage him.

[Nieninque]

Is Plack an American way of spelling Plaque, or is Phaykos being stupid?

Also, Phaykos is stupid.

[AlahnnaDenale]

He's just stupid.

:stfu:

[Double0RX7]

Man, I've had a girlfriend for two years... I eat her out atleast 6x a week (Hey, we're freaks ok?). I haven't had any dental problems, and still have no cavities.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Double0RX7
Man, I've had a girlfriend for two years... I eat her out atleast 6x a week (Hey, we're freaks ok?). I haven't had any dental problems, and still have no cavities.

She must be walking funny...

[Double0RX7]

Haha, she does.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Double0RX7
Man, I've had a girlfriend for two years... I eat her out atleast 6x a week (Hey, we're freaks ok?). I haven't had any dental problems, and still have no cavities.

She must be walking funny...

She doesn't walk at all, she's tied up in his basement.

[Double0RX7]

Naw man, she has a stressful job and comes home with bad headaches, and being the good boyfriend I am... I releive her tension with pleasure and endorphins, then she cooks me dinner. And she's hot, so that makes it just as fun everytime.

[Psykos]

Foreign bitch,

http://www.floss.com/plack_scratcher.htm

Psykos


Originally posted by Nieninque
Is Plack an American way of spelling Plaque, or is Phaykos being stupid?

Also, Phaykos is stupid.

[StrayRogue]

I wouldn't trust a product that can't even spell the condition it combats right.

[Psykos]

Haha,

I know right?


Originally posted by StrayRogue
I wouldn't trust a product that can't even spell the condition it combats right.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Psykos
Foreign bitch,

http://www.floss.com/plack_scratcher.htm

Psykos


Local dumbass,

Crest Toothpaste (click me) (http://crest.com/dental_health/pdf/plaque.pdf)

American Dental Association (click me) (http://www.ada.org/public/topics/plaque.asp)

(click me) American Academy of Pediatric Dentistry - Try searching for Plack (Still having trouble finding what you want? Try the Advanced Search) (http://www.aapd.org/search/default.asp)

[Betheny]

I have a stressful job. :( :( :(

[Tsa`ah]

I can devour a triple scoop waffle cone in 110 degree heat without dripping.

I've been pleasing the wife, although not lately, for 14 years ... no cavities.

Perhaps you need to introduce yourself to a toothbrush?

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Psykos
Foreign bitch,

http://www.floss.com/plack_scratcher.htm

Psykos


Thick foreign bastard fake,

from your link:


gets into small hard to get areas to remove plaque

How d'ya feel? Stupid

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Maimara
I'm going to get you an Exacto knife for Christmas. Maybe you can put it to good use.

Get him this set:

[4a6c1]

:lol2:

Thank you for posting this thread. I laughed alot at you being dumb and needing more sex with real people.


edited because i was laughing and typing the first time

[Edited on 9-30-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[HarmNone]

This thread is downright stupid. However, I'm not in the mood to start editing out the insults. Let's just see if we can post without insulting one another, eh? My pounding headache will thank you kindly. :)

HarmNone knows this is not the first stupid thread we've had here

[Edited on 9-30-2004 by HarmNone]

[Psykos]

Topic was a disclaimer, and I think this thread has substance compared to some of the other absurd threads i've been a member of. This is about Dental Health!

[HarmNone]

I have no problem with your content, Psykos, since you DID post a disclaimer in the title. Also, I SAID this wasn't the first stupid thread we've had on these boards. I'm also sure it won't be the last. Now.....where is the argument there, eh?

What I asked was that the back-and-forth with the insults be stopped. It's really very simple, and I usually say exactly what I mean.

HarmNone, grumpy with a headache

[Psykos]

Hah! I wasn't trying to argue, I'm just ignoring the Ninieque or whatever her name is -- She's out to cause conflict for one reason or another. I thought the conversation was funny, and decided to share it.

[Brattt8525]

Just when I think you have sunken low, you dive deeper! No pun intended.

[Psykos]

No one found this absurd/funny?

[Hulkein]

I found you being a retard funny, not absurd though, it's common knowledge for everyone by now.

[Edited on 10-1-2004 by Hulkein]

[Psykos]

I've never eaten a girl out, what does it taste like? actually.. i think i'll make a poll