Chicks Dig Me So Fuck Off If You Think They Don't

[Bobmuhthol]

This was handed to me in teh early morningz:

Alex,
I wanted to apologize for the way I acted yesterday. It was very unchristianly of me. I don't usually talk like that to people. You are a very kind boy and I should not have said those things about you. Please don't hate me.

Jessie

She even put a heart over the i in her name. This screams, "I want j00r h07 80d!!!!" and I also think it's hilarious and should be shared.

[Myshel]

I just want to know what you said to a Christian girl that made her say those unchristian remarks? BTW What does a Christian girl say when she is being unkind?

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by Myshel]

[Nieninque]

I dont think it's that "chicks dont dig you" I think it's more like you act like an arsehole a lot of the time and that pisses people off (male and female).
If you stopped acting the twat so much, you would get on a whole lot better with everyone, I'm sure.

[Meos]

Tell her you can only forgive her in an unchristian way.

[DeV]

She said you were a very kind boy. :wtf: That's pretty sweet however untrue.

Yea, she wants you in a Christianly way.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I just want to know what you said to a christain girl that made her say those unchristian remarks?>>

I was being a complete asshole for the benefit of comedy.

<<BTW What does a christian girl say when she is being unkind?>>

The only thing I can remember is, "You're a jerk" and, "You have acne all over your face." I responded with, "Fuck off, nobody likes you" so I'm kind of puzzled by her apology. That's where I come to the conclusion that she <3 me hard.

[Soulpieced]

Your name is Alex? Mwahahahaha..... haha.

The note is a fake. Your name is Bobmuhthol in RL as well.

- Arkans

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I dont think it's that "chicks dont dig you" I think it's more like you act like an arsehole a lot of the time and that pisses people off (male and female).
If you stopped acting the twat so much, you would get on a whole lot better with everyone, I'm sure.>>

If you stopped responding in my threads I'm sure we'd get along a whole lot better.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<I dont think it's that "chicks dont dig you" I think it's more like you act like an arsehole a lot of the time and that pisses people off (male and female).
If you stopped acting the twat so much, you would get on a whole lot better with everyone, I'm sure.>>

If you stopped responding in my threads I'm sure we'd get along a whole lot better.

But I know underneath that arseholish exterior there's a cool kid underneath it.

I just wanna see through all the crap one day and be there to share the joy :smilegrin:

[Chadj]

<<But I know underneath that arseholish exterior there's a cool kid underneath it. >>

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


Also, Jessie's parents probably made her write that.

[Marl]

Notes from little christian girls don't count. They have to be nice like that(it's the christian way) even though deep down their hatred will turn them to drugs and sex in the later teen years. Then get her to tell you the same apology ;)

[Bobmuhthol]

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[Chadj]

It was all

<Dad> Hey Jessie, how did your day go at school?
<Jessie> It went bad.. I was making fun of this acne-covered asshole, and then he totally pwned me and made me cry. :(
<Mom> OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!! WELL, TELL HIM YOU ARE SORRY, OR ELSE.
<Jessie> But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
<Dad> Don't argue with your mother. What she says goes.
<Mom> Men are to be seen and not heard, shut up Donald.
<Dad> Yes ma'am.

[Bobmuhthol]

Her dad is Xcalibur?

[Chadj]

Yes.

[Toxicvixen]

Hey I wonder how unchristianly she would get if you showed her this post. :D

[longshot]

Bob, I swear you are Napoleon Dynamite.

[Bobmuhthol]

My brother says the same thing to me like every other day, longshot.

[Soulpieced]

I just flew up to Boston and stole the real note...

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by Soulpieced]

[Chadj]

I need to see that movie again.

[Betheny]

I guess I need to see it, too.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
This was handed to me in teh early morningz:

Alex,
I wanted to apologize for the way I acted yesterday. It was very unchristianly of me. I don't usually talk like that to people. You are a very kind boy and I should not have said those things about you. Please don't hate me.

Jessie


Plz see my "For all you nice guys" post. Ha! I love you man. :heart:

[Drew]

Wait, Bob's name is Alex?

[AlahnnaDenale]

Haha, Bob has some chick crushing on him.

She hot, Ninja-boy?

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Wait, Bob's name is Alex?>>

:( Yes.

<<She hot, Ninja-boy?>>

Not really, no. Kind of cute.

Originally posted by Meos
Tell her you can only forgive her in an unchristian way.
:lol:
:up:

[Burning Scorpion]

I would have thought your name was Nick, if I had to pick a name. Mildly surprised with Alex.

[AlahnnaDenale]

Smack her over the head, bend her over and stick it in her before she has time to say no

And I told you fuckers to take my computer away from me when I'm drunk. This post took me 20 minutes to type. Fuckers.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by Burning Scorpion
I would have thought your name was Nick, if I had to pick a name. Mildly surprised with Alex.

I would have picked Bob.... :lol:

[Soulpieced]

I knew it wasn't Bob because he said he got all his names from the RNG.

Originally posted by AlahnnaDenale
Smack her over the head, bend her over and stick it in her before she has time to say no

And I told you fuckers to take my computer away from me when I'm drunk. This post took me 20 minutes to type. Fuckers.

Chill with the Tourette's.

[SpunGirl]

Unchristianly things to say. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.

That said, people who are paranoid about some higher power that is carefully recording everything they do make for great entertainment.

-K