Martha Stewart: WVa Trash, now.

[Betheny]

http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/invest/extra/P95841.asp?GT1=5100

Hahaha, she's going to get molested by butch West Virginia bitches.

Serves her right.

Didn't she get convicted of something that she wasn't even charged with?

- Arkans

[Betheny]

I don't know.

But she's going to jail, even if it is camp cupcake.

Sucks. FREE MARTHA!!111

- Arkans

[xtc]

I see the nickname for the minimum security prison Martha is going to is Camp Cupcake, doesn't sound too menacing to me. Even if it was a tough place my guess is Martha would hold her own.

I believe Martha was convicted of lying to investigators as opposed to insider trading.

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by xtc]

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Even if it was a tough place my guess is Martha would hold her own.>>

...

It doesn't even have a fence.

[Betheny]

I was hoping she'd go somewhere hard core, where they don't let you have curtains or bedspreads.

[xtc]

martha could always knit some

[DeV]

Originally posted by Maimara
http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/invest/extra/P95841.asp?GT1=5100

Hahaha, she's going to get molested by butch West Virginia bitches.

Serves her right. Martha is what I consider a straight butch woman. I doubt she'll get fucked with.

[Back]

Yeah, I think Martha looks like a hard bitch already. She’ll have them all baking pies in a week.

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Backlash
She’ll have them all baking pies in a week.

Knead my dough, bitch!

Raven

[Souzy]

She'll end up leaving that place with connects. Martha will probably bangin' drugs when she gets out.

[TheEschaton]

But the U.S. Bureau of Prisons has instead decided that Stewart will serve the prison sentence at a minimum security facility in Alderson, W.Va., known locally as "Camp Cupcake.''


Oh my GOD!!!!! I've been to Alderson, on a service trip, in 2003. Alderson hospitality house, put up family members who were visiting their wives/spouses/mothers in Alderson prison. HOLY SHIT.

And she'll meet Norm Richmond! Hell, she'll probably be working with Norm Richmond, he IS the foreman of the New Era cap making factory...I'm sure he could use a good seamstress.


Muahahahahaha. I should contact Jon and Hilary.

-TheE-

[SpunGirl]

I'm still hoping to see the real version of the much-parodied magazine issue where she discusses decorating your prison cell in Maximum Martha-ness.

-K

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Lalana
She'll end up leaving that place with connects. Martha will probably bangin' drugs when she gets out.

I bet her most precious commodity in jail is going to be ground nutmeg or some bullshit, LOL.

[Wezas]

Did you all hear about the reality series that's being thrown around? Possibility of a "Big Brother"ish show when Martha is back in her home on house arrest?

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/story.php?s=2914

Who knows how true it is, but it might be amusing.

Of course it would be more fun if "House Arrest" wasn't on a 153 acre estate.....

[Galleazzo]

I can't wait to hear reports that Martha got it from some broomhandles in the shower. Frigging bitch, pisses me off, always has. What a con artist.