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The Cat In The Hat
09-29-2004, 03:51 PM
Have you ever looked at this, and seen some of the sick shit people search for on excite? Although, I did not need to know someone was looking for child porn... Going to go throw up now.

http://msxml.excite.com/info.xcite/searchspy/results.htm?fci=1&filter=0&qcat=web

DeV
09-29-2004, 04:03 PM
"yahoo"
"naked black girls"
"bear man gallery"
"artificial nail fungus"
"high school ass"

People search for weird shit although porn is ok.

Bobmuhthol
09-29-2004, 04:11 PM
gang rape stories
children for adoption in Iraq
wife lovers
universal inserts
south dakota child support
bison meat
katey sagal nude
bras
prescription drug canada
vintage female models
bounty hunter dog

And finally:
preteen nude models

Telfaahga
09-29-2004, 04:16 PM
I just saw your name on the list Bob, searching for yourself?

Bobmuhthol
09-29-2004, 04:21 PM
.....

The sad part is it wasn't me.

Bobmuhthol
09-29-2004, 04:26 PM
This deserves its own post: cumming on butts

Alfster
09-29-2004, 04:27 PM
"Sex with dolphins"
"Death photos"
"nascar history inventor"
"bobmuthol gay porn"

that last one is interesting.

Soulpieced
09-29-2004, 04:30 PM
Costume porn role playing.... sounds like the Simucon thread.

The Cat In The Hat
09-29-2004, 04:34 PM
penis extensor
cumshots
pictures of elmo
french-kissing-girls
paris hilton
costume porn role playing
cleveland singles
boobsville viproom
wifelovers
incest stories free incest
sexy hunks with red hair
tiny tits

Alfster
09-29-2004, 04:35 PM
now who would go and search for tiny tits?

Bobmuhthol
09-29-2004, 04:47 PM
uncut cock
vids vids vids
teens for cash
camp+cupcake
shemale
spanked bottom
www.fark.com
www.gay.com
humiliation of sissies husbands
boobs
how can i lower my ph level in my aquarium
free female thongs desktop wallpapers
best dating site
tittypalace.com

My personal favorite:
blow jobs

Jorddyn
09-29-2004, 07:01 PM
"Hedhunter job serch" (Gee, I wonder why he needs one)
"Clip Spanking" :moon:
"Preteen Lolita" :kisshand:
"Vasoking" :?:
"Christian Hip hop music" :lol:
"Oral Sex techniques" :sucker:
"Shaved pusy" :O

"Phatest Pussys" (3 times in about 30 seconds. I guess one handed typing is hard.)

"Bunny teens" :ohshit: I think I know who that was.
"Friar robe" :saint:
"Drunk sex" :beer:
"Ebay.com" (Um, why not just enter ebay.com in your address bar? Or am I missing something? :shrug: )
"Kim Possible nude" (Nude kids cartoon characters? :nutty: )
"Naked Sports" :crutches:
"Google" (several times) :duh:

What I have determined from watching this list scroll:

1. People cannot spell.
2. People spend a lot of time looking for naked pictures. Does anyone have sex anymore?
3. People scare me.

What you have learned from this post:

1. I have too much time on my hands.
2. I like smilies :)

Jorddyn

Back
09-30-2004, 12:17 AM
The last 5 search terms in my Safari Google que... pretty boring I know.

World News
Wolf Emperor
Giovani di Stefano
Denmark News
Denmark BT

09-30-2004, 12:40 AM
How's this thing work, I typed in poop and it told me to go to these sites.

Poop Be Green :?:
Blood In Poop :?:
Dog Pooping :?:
Color Of Poop :?:
Smell My Poop :?:
Eating Poop :?:
Poo :?:
Www Moviepoopshoot Com :?:

SpunGirl
09-30-2004, 08:52 AM
Trainyoursissy

Blonde Leg Hair

Bondage Picks (pics, maybe?)

Catepillar boots (wft)

Yahoo (um, might want to try the actual Yahoo! search engine for that one, genius).

Porno fotos (hahahahaz).

It's kind of sad how entertaining this is, Cat. Thanks a lot!

-K

TheEschaton
09-30-2004, 08:59 AM
katey sagal nude



Ack! Danger, Will Robinson, danger!


-TheE-

The Cat In The Hat
09-30-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by TheEschaton
katey sagal nude



Ack! Danger, Will Robinson, danger!


-TheE-

:lol:

Yeah, it is pretty entertaining. I think I watched it for like 25 minutes when I found it. Shows you that there are some real sickos out there though. I think in that time I saw more than 5 searches for children. Fucking perverts.

Toxicvixen
09-30-2004, 08:36 PM
The scrolling is sorta mesmerizing.

Homosexual science - wonder if its different from straight science?

laundering money - a useful thing to learn.

Vampire leather coats - specially worn by Vampires.

young free pussy - Who wants to actually
pay for it?

rent baby - enough said

thailand sex

breakfat casousels :???:

eye laser

barbie price guide - okay its funny if you have a sick mind!

sexual abuse of men by nurses - hidden fantasy perhaps?

exotic midget oil wrestling - wow :O

Psykos
09-30-2004, 08:49 PM
Look at this shit

SpunGirl
09-30-2004, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Toxicvixen

laundering money - a useful thing to learn.



This reminds me of Office Space.

-K