Kylinarr

[xShadowMerchantx]

Kylinarr is the newest tool on the block with a tiny prick.

He killed me out of the blue for no apparent reason at all.

Enjoy the warning dickwad

No one cares

[Keller]

You ever think these posts help give them reasons to kill you?

[xShadowMerchantx]

Yes, I really hope they do take comments from an OOC message board and bring them into game.

You are truely a dumb fuck Keller.

[Keller]

:moon:

[Iriscience]

Kylinarr is a retard.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by xShadowMerchantx
You are truely a dumb fuck Keller. Kinda think that popping off with cracks like that, "he killed me out of the blue for no apparent reason at all" might have a reason? Be interesting t'hear what Kylinarr has to say.

[Shari]

Though I don't want to to, I have to agree. Kylinnar can be a highly annoying twit who jumps into other peoples' conflicts just to throw around his large CS.

I try to avoid him simply because his utmost stupidity.

[Stunseed]

< Yes, I really hope they do take comments from an OOC message board and bring them into game. >

What were you thinking to Stunseed earlier, you hypocritical moron?

[Keller]

:nono:

[Betheny]

yeah, he is a real dickwad.

[Amaron]

nine times out of ten when someone posts that another character killed them for no reason....and give us nothing else.. it usually means there's more to the story.

I do not have a problem with either character.. just an observation.

J

[Celexei]

your both lifes accidents

He usually has reasons to get into the conflicts (from what I've seen) and it seems that most people here (besides Naseer) probably dislike him due to him simply being a higher level than them.

- Arkans

[Celexei]

I have my own reasons, as do alot of Elanthian girls........

Did someone get PLAYED?!?!?

- Arkans

[Celexei]

lol.....nc

Damn, I'm going into a suicidal depression due to the fact that I'm not l33t enough to know NC stands for.. NICE CALL???

- Arkans

[Celexei]

No Comment

[Betheny]

'No Comment'.

Oh.. Well, then let me give you a nice, warm, and friendly...

PWNED!!!!!111

- Arkans

[Celexei]

uhm...i'm just hoping your saying you just got yerself PWND cause uhm...you had no fucking clue what NC was, and uhm....i have nothing to be PWND over

[DeV]

Kylinar is a puss, from my interactions with him. And no..he has never pwnd any character of mine. To a small degree I find him somewhat amusing.

[Betheny]

He tried to get me to 3some cyber with Violenttmoon. He referred to the codpiece of his armor... he also publicly toe-fucked Violenttmoon.

That PWNED was definatly not directed towards me.

- Arkans

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Jesae
Though I don't want to to, I have to agree. Kylinnar can be a highly annoying twit who jumps into other peoples' conflicts just to throw around his large CS.

I try to avoid him simply because his utmost stupidity.

This is true.

I was killing Enormis, and then Hughmungis, cause they wanted to double team me.. then Kylinarr comes and is all METEOR SWARM + E-WAVE AHHAHAH NOW UR FUCKED.

This was outside wehnimers, in dragonsclaw.. He was invisible the whole time, and had absolutely no place in it.

Anyways, he does like throwing his shit around, cause he's stupid.

But he is nice, too.

[StrayRogue]

He can be a gimp, and a quest whore. However, he isn't a total moron like Hance.

[xShadowMerchantx]

Poor Stay, his pussy still hurts.

Still upset you can't sell your POS armor and I showed how totally useless it was on the boards?

[Bobmuhthol]

Fuck you.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Maimara
He tried to get me to 3some cyber with Violenttmoon. He referred to the codpiece of his armor... he also publicly toe-fucked Violenttmoon.

Probably because his toe was .. longer? :D

Just say no.:no:

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Chelle
Probably because his toe was .. longer? :D

Ouch.

[Allycat]

quote:
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Originally posted by Maimara
He tried to get me to 3some cyber with Violenttmoon. He referred to the codpiece of his armor... he also publicly toe-fucked Violenttmoon.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Umm.. ewww (and I'm not talking about just publically fucking Violenttmoon)
:smilegrin:

[Betheny]

More 'eew' that he did it in a big ass meeting of the Elanthian Alliance. WOOPS.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by xShadowMerchantx
Kylinarr is the newest tool on the block with a tiny prick.

He killed me out of the blue for no apparent reason at all.

Enjoy the warning dickwad

HAHAHA! You must be the player of Hance.

Going to give us the rest of the story?? Jihna was hunting dwarves and got there too late to see what happened. :(

Also, Kylinarr is the purple pimp of the sea.

:heart: Pearl and Maude's fashion reviews

~R

Edited to add a link to Pearl and Maude:
http://www.littlenibble.com/fashion_rotate.php

Keep hitting refresh till you get to 'Purple Sea'.

:D

[Edited on 9-30-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[Methais]

Last thing I remember hearing about Kylinarr was him claiming to solo a war griffin with no outside help (Like Violenttmoon binding everything in sight for him) at like level 112 or something in GS3 *coughBULLSHITcough*

[xShadowMerchantx]

Kylinarr (9:14:24 PM): imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I'm sure you wish you were Kylinarr, but you don't have the intelligence to be such. ROFL. Good try though. I pity you for having to take someone else's name as your own. You really must have no life or personality. Next time you IM me, I nuke your puter. Good bye.


HAHA Funny Shit, what a dumb fuck

[Bobmuhthol]

(21:22:05) kylinarr: i did ask you not to im...now this has to be taken to the next level...hope your have good protection...i'm reporting your ip addy to aol, having my son-in-law who works for them run a trace, and will be taking further action

[Bobmuhthol]

(21:23:29) G3m570n3: You don't have my IP address, retard.
(21:23:30) Kylinarr logged in.
(21:23:32) G3m570n3: So fuck off and die.
(21:23:51) Kylinarr: uh oh...now i get law enforcement involved too...you threatened me...assault too
(21:24:01) G3m570n3: Also
(21:24:06) G3m570n3: Please continue to believe I'm Hance
(21:24:06) Kylinarr logged out.
(21:24:07) G3m570n3: HAHAHA

[Artha]

Ok wtf.

WTFL0LSTFU (9:24:50 PM): You should learn about computers before you make stupid threats.
Kylinarr (9:25:00 PM): i don't recall mentioning who i thought it was. Thanks for including your gemstone name in your im.
WTFL0LSTFU (9:25:03 PM): OH WAIT I BET YOU'RE GETTING MY IP RIGHT NOW
Kylinarr (9:25:07 PM): online with aol right now
WTFL0LSTFU (9:25:15 PM): Yes, my Gemstone name is WTFLOL
WTFL0LSTFU (9:25:19 PM): please don't come kill me.

[Bobmuhthol]

Someone needs to mention to him that AOL doesn't own the internet. What a fucking retard.

[Bobmuhthol]

(21:27:45) I0wnzJ00rW0m3nz: Here's a hint: AOL does not own the internet and you are a fucking idiot.
(21:27:45) Kylinarr logged in.
(21:27:52) Kylinarr logged out.

He even warned me on one of my screen names. YEAH GOOD JOB, GET THE AUTHORITIES INVOLVED WHILE RAISING MY WARNING TO 20%!!!! SCARY.

[Betheny]

Kylinarr's real life wife played Devastatra, I don't know if she still plays or not. I used to be good friends with the guy. He's a complete fucking idiot.

[Chadj]

BardishMaster (9:41:37 PM): ...
BardishMaster (9:41:53 PM): Say something stupid and funny plz/
BardishMaster (9:41:55 PM): I feel left out.
Kylinarr (9:42:06 PM): do i know you?
BardishMaster (9:42:30 PM): I'm in the "OMG KYLINARR SUX" Fan club
BardishMaster (9:42:34 PM): Perhaps you've heard of it.
BardishMaster (9:42:51 PM): It's where everyone in gemstone hates you for being stupid.
Kylinarr (9:43:16 PM): ahhh Hello again Hance. I've a report in to Simu's staff, in the assist right now and also they asked me to send copies of these ims to feedback@simu
BardishMaster (9:43:33 PM): WTF Hance isn't a master of anything let alone a bard
BardishMaster (9:43:49 PM): Furthermore, they can't do jack shit about anything in IM's.
Kylinarr (9:43:50 PM): I'm sure when everything is traced and viewed, the truth will come out.
BardishMaster (9:43:58 PM): PLZ GET MY FUCKING IP AND TRACE ME
BardishMaster (9:43:59 PM): oh,
BardishMaster (9:44:00 PM): wait,
BardishMaster (9:44:03 PM): I'm not an AOL member
BardishMaster (9:44:06 PM): SO YOU CAN'T
Kylinarr (9:44:09 PM): anyway, I'm rather busy right now completing the various reports and emails.
BardishMaster (9:44:09 PM): Durr
BardishMaster (9:44:11 PM): Ahh
Kylinarr (9:44:19 PM): Actually, with a trace program it's quite easy. Already have it
Kylinarr signed off at 9:44:23 PM.
BardishMaster (9:44:23 PM): Is that your "I'm pretending to have a life and be smart at the same time" comment? Also, that is again, not possible, to trace me via SN. Durr.

[Chadj]

canuck kid8248: I'm (one of my older chars), dumb shit. Not Hance. Durr.
canuck kid8248: You are seriously fucking stupid.
Kylinarr: hmmm...kylinarr never killed (one of my older chars).
canuck kid8248: Cause Kylinarr can't kill (one of my older chars). Otherwise, I'm sure he would have tried.
canuck kid8248: Furthermore,
canuck kid8248: Just because I hate you doesn't mean you killed me.
canuck kid8248: I've seen you interact.
canuck kid8248: In other words,
canuck kid8248: You suck at gemstone.
canuck kid8248: SO PLZ REPORT ME NOW, CAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU ARE ABLE TO. AND TRACE ME.
Kylinarr: anyway, thank you for sharing the name. The gms are most interested to see who's been imitating them fraudulently
Kylinarr: goodbye
canuck kid8248: umm
Kylinarr signed off at 9:47:48 PM.


.. I've been imitating GM's? Since when?

[Edited on 9-30-2004 by Chadj]

[Chadj]

Me: OMG I OBVIOUSLY IMPERSONATED A GM
Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Me: IM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE NOW
Kylinarr signed off at 9:49:54 PM.

[Betheny]

Feedback to report something? :?: That makes no sense. And, you guys, this whole thing is pointless, the guy is fucking retarded, and there's nothing you're going to do but cause a shitload of trouble.

PS, Chadj, in your signature, it's 'hypocrite', not 'hypocrit', you have it spelled wrong. ;)

[Chadj]

me: How stupid are you to make stuff like this up?
Kylinarr: report someone is iming me in aol ims claiming to be representing GM Melissa and threatening to remove my account and others. I don't know that you guys have any sort of control over this behavior, but the person in another im screenname conversation (which I blocked) admitted they have a personal issue with my character.
Kylinarr: Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.
me: AHAHHA
Kylinarr: SEND[Kyalia] Thanks.
me: Where did I say I was GM Melissa? :-)
Kylinarr: too late bud
Kylinarr: anyway, i'm kinda busy talking to a few of em now
Kylinarr: gotta run
me: Meh, I have the logs, and they cannot connect me to seluus
me: ahhaha
me: loser.
Kylinarr signed off at 9:53:19 PM.

[Chadj]

me: report Hey everyone. You know me pretty well. I've been accused of impersonating a GM, which is false. Just letting you all know that.
me: Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.
me: [Braden] Haha, bud, don't worry, we know you didn't do anything like that. If you wanna send logs to prove it, send them to feedback.
me: report Alright, will do.
me: Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.
me: OMG LOOKS LIKE YOU LOSE FOR BEING STUPID.
Kylinarr: cool...well good thing i saved every im log here too.
Kylinarr: anyway, as i said, i'm really busy with them now
Kylinarr: gotta run
me: Yes, most excellent.
Kylinarr signed off at 9:58:29 PM.

I OBVIOUSLY wasn't in game, as I've lost GS. But doesn't he get the fact that he has nothing on me or anyone else? Durr.

[Betheny]

They can't do anything anyway. It'd be one thing if it was in GS, but they can't do a damn thing even if it was true.

Oh, and I'm sure they know what a fucktard Kylinarr is,
considering all the bullshit he's caused for them previously.

So, this one time, two years ago or so, Kylinarr tried to get my character to do a cyber-threesome with him and Violenttmoon. I was in a chat room at the time and I was like OMG GUYS SHOULD I DO IT AND POST IT and everyone was like OMG LOLZ YES. So I went in there and posted the entire log of what went on (and I basically just sat there laughing my ass off the whole time). It was the funniest damn thing, I wish my hard drive hadn't crashed, I would post it. He ended up getting pissed off and logging out because Violenttmoon was not interested in his presence at all. AND I WAS JUST FUCKING SITTING THERE.

Ahhhh, so funny.

[Betheny]

And... you spelled brauden wrong....

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Maimara
And... you spelled brauden wrong....

I know I did. I didn't feel like checking policy to see if using them in IM's like that would be not allowed either. I didn't want to take any chances. I was relying on his stupidity to assume that there was a GM called GM Braden.

[Betheny]

it isn't against policy, policy cannot cover IM's.

[xShadowMerchantx]

LOL Thats hilarious

Kylinarr is such a stupid fuck

[Xeniphite]

A Xeniphite morph waves his knobby fingers at Kylinarr!
CS: +753 - TD: +478 + CvA: +12 + d100: +65 - -5 == +357
Warding failed!
A small, but painful slice of neck vanishes! +135 damage.

* Kylinarr drops dead at your feet!

Kylinarr appears somehow different.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Kylinarr.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Kylinarr.
A luminescent aura fades from around Kylinarr.
The light blue glow leaves Kylinarr.
The powerful look leaves Kylinarr.
The deep blue glow leaves Kylinarr.
Kylinarr becomes solid again.
Kylinarr glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Kylinarr no longer bristles with energy.
The translucent sphere fades from around Kylinarr.
Kylinarr seems a bit less imposing.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Kylinarr.
Kylinarr seems to be in a different place than you remember.
Kylinarr comes back into focus.
The air about Kylinarr stops shimmering.
The bright luminescence fades from around Kylinarr.
The Xeniphite morph capers about in a wild fit of glee!


[Edited on 9-30-2004 by Xeniphite]

[Methais]

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 11111111111111111111111

[Nakiro]

753 CS? :wtf:

[Methais]

What about it?

What's all this hooplah about, the guy's a wizard and gives out spells and what have you's.

[Methais]

Haashek used to bless weapons for people and fog corpses. What's your point?

Well isn't that special, the point being.. .I'll get back to you on that one.

But free-spell ups rock.

[Methais]

The point being

[Xeniphite]

Originally posted by Nakiro
753 CS? :wtf:

?

I was wrong, this guy is a complete idiot.

- Arkans

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Arkans
I was wrong, this guy is a complete idiot.

- Arkans

No shit, Sherlock. I could have told you that... When someone is SO STUPID I don't even want to spend the time to make fun of them because they don't GET IT, they have to be pretty fucking brain dead.

[TheRoseLady]

Originally posted by Maimara
No shit, Sherlock. I could have told you that... When someone is SO STUPID I don't even want to spend the time to make fun of them because they don't GET IT, they have to be pretty fucking brain dead.

:lolwave:

[HouseofElves]

Warning: The following may not be suitable for young children and those with very weak stomachs or anyone.


(Kylinarr slips one hand down between my legs...taking your big and next toe...firmly pinching my shaft between them...nodding slightly to you as i start kissing your neck with wet, suckling kisses.. pumping my foot a bit slower as you soak my toes and the seat beneath you)

[Bobmuhthol]

I wouldn't care if he knew how to use ACT properly.

[Nieninque]

she pissed on his foot

[Pallon]

Never mind, that sucked even worse than I thought

[Edited on 9-30-2004 by Pallon]

[Betheny]

Ahhh, that brings back memories. Is that what he did in the meeting, or was that another time? I recall a few times he did shit like that...

[Nieninque]

heh
I lost track of who was who and who's whatsit was doing what...was it you, me or kylinarr? :spaz:

[Betheny]

I meant, I recall a few times the guy bumbled his cyberfucking in public.

[Nieninque]

I know. I was laughing at his slipping between his use of Kylinarr and "you" and "my" etc.
Was difficult to keep up with who was who and whose bits were doing what

[Betheny]

oh, yeah, the guy's a retard.

[Warriorbird]

The scariest thing is he reputedly, "Pressed the wrong macro."

[Nieninque]

Yikes! :spaz:
He has that Macroed?

[Snapp]

Geez, if he's gonna macro it, he could at least have taken the time out to fix the spelling/grammar.

[Warriorbird]

And presumably more than one macroed.

[Betheny]

I still want to see the fabled Cybersex Script.

[Some Rogue]

:ban: