Monty Python moment

[veaseomat]

I just thought I would share this monty python moment I had while killing zombies earlier today.

R>attack
You swing a gleaming mithril greatsword at a zombie!
AS: +267 vs DS: +112 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +70 = +263
... and hit for 107 points of damage!
Hard slash to the zombie's side!
Left arm no longer available for use.
The zombie stares at his mangled stump as if he is unable to comprehend that it is missing.
You feel the unnatural surge of necrotic power wane away.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A zombie tries to bite you!
You gracefully avoid the attack!
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>attack
You swing a gleaming mithril greatsword at a zombie!
AS: +257 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +72 = +259
... and hit for 120 points of damage!
Weapon arm removed at the shoulder!
The zombie stares at his mangled stump as if he is unable to comprehend that it is missing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"yes I have."
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound... c'mon ya pansy!"

[Tgo01]

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

[Androidpk]

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Hah, I literally just wrote that in a rep comment.