For all you "nice" guys...

[Souzy]

This made me laugh...


http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html

Edited cos this thing is broken.

[Edited on 9-28-2004 by Lalana]

[Keller]

that was too long to read. can we get the Lalana's Notes version?

I subsituted sucker for guy in every instance and it made alot more sense

[Artha]

Synapsis:

Dear nice guys,

I am sorry women are evil and give you blue balls so often. We should date you, but we are women and thus logic and reason are not our strong points. SRY.

<3,
Some guy who writes like a chick

[Edited on 9-28-2004 by Artha]

[Souzy]

LOL nah it was written by a man. He probably was that nice friend that liked some chick that was his friend. But, stood by her side while she dated some asshole. While she cried to him on the phone talking smack about this asshole, only to go back to this asshole 5 seconds later. Then, when she breaks up with the asshole, she doesn't date this guy cos "it would ruin their friendship". So, she then dates another asshole. Something like that. So true, but funny.

Then it was <3 some fed up guy, not chick Artha!

[Artha]

Corrected.

[Caiylania]

It's true. I dated the nice guy and am still with him. But I know so many friends who do that shit. They have that 'boy' best friend and they can't see the oak for the forest. :down:

[Adhara]

[...] the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as "oh, he's too nice to date," or "he would be a good boyfriend but he's not for me," or "he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn't possibly ask him out!"

Yep, way too many of those crazy chicks around. Like the author says, many do grow out of it, in their 30's I'd guess, but until them it makes a lot of miserable and single nice guys.

Edit: quotation marks and apostrophes were showing up as numbers.

[Edited on 9-28-2004 by Adhara]

[Wezas]

I skimmed through.


This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world.

I guess I'm not a nice guy. If I'm doing well in a game (Especially a GTA game) I'm in the zone and not listening to a damn thing.

[TheEschaton]

Well, if you're in the Zone, you're in the ZONE!

Like when I was "on fire" in NBA Jam, for Sega Genesis? Nothing was gonna interrupt me, not even dinner, or the Apocalypse....let alone some girl. It probably helped that I was like, 12.

-TheE-

[Betheny]

Not all women are like that. Only the stupid ones.

[Iriscience]

Originally posted by Maimara
Not all women are like that. Only the stupid ones.

All women are stupid.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Iriscience

Originally posted by Maimara
Not all women are like that. Only the stupid ones.

All women are stupid.


Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Some (most) [all] girls are also retarded.

[Betheny]

Following that logic, if all women are stupid, then all men are neanderthals.

[Chyrain]

i want a nice guy. who is a pervert.

and doesn't watch sports 24-7.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Chyrain
i want a nice guy. who is a pervert.

and doesn't watch sports 24-7.

I might be what your looking for as long as you can bend on the "nice" requirement.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Chyrain
i want a nice guy. who is a pervert.

and doesn't watch sports 24-7.

I might be what your looking for as long as you can bend on the "nice" requirement.

i should have added: "who is not already married."

[crazymage]

i watch sports only 4 hours a day (cept sundays 12)!

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Chyrain
i want a nice guy. who is a pervert.

and doesn't watch sports 24-7.

check
check
and check.

eh, I don't like that article. I don't feel like being single for the next 10 or so years...

[Bobmuhthol]

Originally posted by Wezas


Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Some (most) [all] girls are also retarded.

<3<3<3

I think that's never going to die.

Not if I have anything to say about it

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by crazymage
i watch sports only 4 hours a day (cept sundays 12)!

but you're (the opposite of) an asshole.

:heart: :heart: :heart:

[Edited on 9-28-2004 by Chyrain]