Amusement Park Lines

[Caiylania]

A friend and I were talking about what we would say while in amusement park lines about GS that would freak people out around us without giving away immediatly that we meant a computer game.

So...... what would you and another GS player talk about? Here are some that we joked around with. Named changed because he doesn't post here:


anotherhobbit (9:59:29 PM): It'll be packed but we can just ramble about Gemstone while in the lines
anotherhobbit (9:59:32 PM): I love doing that in public places
anotherhobbit (9:59:57 PM): "Yeah so then my buddy tackled her and I stole her cash, and we took off before she could report us ..."
anotherhobbit (10:00:02 PM): We get so many odd looks
Caiylania (10:00:22 PM): I got arrested for killing three people in the park!! I mean damn, what is this town coming to!
anotherhobbit (10:00:28 PM): hahahaha
anotherhobbit (10:00:43 PM): "Yeah, he was ticking me off so I put a knife in his hand."
Caiylania (10:01:21 PM): "The constable had me thrown in jail for bearhugging a man to death!!"
anotherhobbit (10:01:41 PM): HAHAHA
anotherhobbit (10:02:33 PM): "Yeah, I jumped out of the treehouse. I was aiming for the well, but I messed up and broke my leg. The other people resting there got ticked; said I got blood all over em."
Caiylania (10:03:37 PM): The rats though!! I kept killing them in swarms but they got someone before I could smite them all!


There were some better ones but I accidently xed out the IM during our convo.

[Edited on 9-27-2004 by Caiylania]

[Bobmuhthol]

I was talking to another GS player and audibly said, "Jesus Christ that chick has tits!" I got some awkward looks.

[Farquar]

Originally posted by Caiylania
without giving away immediatly that we meant a computer game.

I think the lord of the rings t-shirts and coke bottle glasses would give it away...

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Farquar

Originally posted by Caiylania
without giving away immediatly that we meant a computer game.

I think the lord of the rings t-shirts and coke bottle glasses would give it away...

UMMM do you have a CAMERA set up in my house????????? damnit it all

Tara rushes to the bedroom to change shirts

[Caiylania]

Damnit Tara. I TOLD YOU to only where that in the closet. NO ONE listens to me.

And get contacts. Those glasses......

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Caiylania
Damnit Tara. I TOLD YOU to only where that in the closet. NO ONE listens to me.

And get contacts. Those glasses......

I am sorry, please please don't lock me in the basement again! Contacts...hell with as thick as these glasses are, contacts would be like trying to stick a glass table top in my EYE :lol:

[Caiylania]

Like you haven't done THAT before. Pshaw.

[TheEschaton]

My favorite game to play at amusement parks is to ponder, aloud, how you would escape in case the Feds came after you from the main exits.

This game can be played, anywhere, really, and you get bonus points if it involves some Jackie-Chan wall jumping sorta moves.

"So, I would just jump over this banister, launch myself off the fat guy's head, grab the fan and swing across to the tree, from which I can jump on the roof of the concession stand, and take hostages."

Not that I'm paranoid or anything.

-TheE-

[Caiylania]

Now that I would be curious to see. What kind of reactions did you get? I'd laugh if I heard someone saying that outloud.

[TheEschaton]

Usually people edge away nervously.


Once the guy in front of us actually joined in the discussion....he was like, "Dude, no, it's so much better to go this way, because they wouldn't have a clear shot at you."

I just started squinting my eyes and demanding to know who he worked for.

-TheE-