Elven Rogue Attacks Car in Beaverton, Oregon

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

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It’s been a few days since Konrad McKane lost his epic battle with the Dark Lord of Middle Earth, and he’s taking it pretty hard.

“Morgoth got the best of me,” he says from Providence St. Vincent Medical Center in Beaverton, Oregon, where he is undergoing psychiatric evaluation after being arrested last week.

A self-described rogue assassin, the 30-year-old Portlander made headlines after he rushed into a busy intersection and began jousting with a woman’s car using a sword. Loaded up with armor and psychedelics, McKane told cops that he was a “high elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.”

“That woman was totally bad-vibing me, and I guess I just took it to the next level,” McKane says in an exclusive interview with Vocativ. “I wasn’t in my right mind. I was still rocking my new pair of elf ears.”

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/exclusive-interview-elf-dropped-acid-jousted-car/

People like this make Elven rogues look bad.

[BriarFox]

Also: http://www.katu.com/news/local/Woman-describes-attack-by-self-identified-high-elf-260260381.html

[cwolff]

That dude is so casual about it. What kinds of charges is he facing?

edit: Apparently he thinks he won't get in trouble for this.


Last week’s melee is not the first time that McKane’s extreme role-playing has landed him on the wrong side of the law, he says. Cops in downtown Portland arrested him last summer for scaling a lamp post near Powell’s Books. He was in costume and had a pair of ninja swords with him, he says.

In Seattle, McKane got in trouble for bombing down a big hill in an office chair and claiming to be Kommander Kinetica, another one of his fictional characters. He also says that cops in Orlando, Florida, where he used to live, zapped him with a Taser after they found him running around his apartment complex naked.

Because of his manic episodes, which can be exacerbated by the occasional dose of psychedelics, McKane says he usually ends up spending a few days in the hospital and avoids any real time in the slammer. “That’s why I love being crazy,” he says. “It’s my get-out-of-jail-free card.”

[Whirlin]

Damnit Candor.

[BriarFox]

Damnit Candor.

:rofl:

[BriarFox]

Reviews on his "fantasy novel" are collecting on Amazon, too: http://www.amazon.com/Alkaya-Legend-Empyro-Konrad-McKane/dp/1462876307

[rolfard]

real elves don't sport facial hair!

[waywardgs]

Reviews on his "fantasy novel" are collecting on Amazon, too: http://www.amazon.com/Alkaya-Legend-Empyro-Konrad-McKane/dp/1462876307

Your days are numbered, Morgoth!
By Garrett Sand - May 22, 2014
You're gonna get slewed by a rude dude with a 'tude. Lighten your mood, dude, don't brood, 'cause it'll all be over soon.


Haha

[JackWhisper]

That guy needs to fight the shovel-throwing chick.

[Taernath]

Last week’s melee is not the first time that McKane’s extreme role- playing has landed him on the wrong side of the law.

Hmmmmm

[Ker_Thwap]

What an idiot. Rogues are useless unless ambushing.