New era in ewwwww-ness

[Wezas]

Taking cybersex to a whole new level.

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,65064,00.html

But where's something like this for guys? (straight guys, that is, although I gu... eeeyuck... nevermind)

[Bobmuhthol]

But it gets even better. You probably want to stick to the dashboard if you're at the office, but for home use, the Interactive Fleshlight is where it's at. The Fleshlight is a standard, sleeve-style vibrator for men, with a twist: It's also a transmitter. It measures the speed and force of each thrust and communicates those metrics to the software, which translates them into vibration and pulse on the other end.


<<But where's something like this for guys?>>

I guess they haven't invented it yet!

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
But it gets even better. You probably want to stick to the dashboard if you're at the office, but for home use, the Interactive Fleshlight is where it's at. The Fleshlight is a standard, sleeve-style vibrator for men, with a twist: It's also a transmitter. It measures the speed and force of each thrust and communicates those metrics to the software, which translates them into vibration and pulse on the other end.


<<But where's something like this for guys?>>

I guess they haven't invented it yet!

Guess I didn't read far enough down. I was getting kind of grossed out. The "Jackhammer" button is amusing.

Wonder who will be the first person convicted of cyber rape. ( "Oops, did I put that in the wrong one? )

edited for F'n smilies.

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Wezas]

lol now all i need is someone to feed me and bathe me on a semi regular basis and I never have to exert any effort ever again

[Toxicvixen]

Wow.

[Wezas]

ROFL if you're not at work, check out their site. It's f'n hilarious.

(mods, I don't think any of the images I'm posting are too graphic, but if you think they are, could you either tell me or change the to [url]?

[img]http://www.sinulate.com/assets/cybersexAnimation.gif

The Cyberstroker:
http://www.sinulate.com/assets/cyberstroker.jpg

Dashboard:
http://www.sinulatorcams.com/images/sinulate_ad.jpg

buhhahaha

[hectomaner]

i know the guy who developed this, its really a cool thing

i was at the AVN show in hollywood florida last august with the company i was working for, and we had a local strip club rented out for the night, and invited industry people (ie porn stars, webmaster, developers of things like the Sinulator) and half way through the night when everyone was nice and toasted, this guy pops this gadget and his laptop out

we got 2 girls that were MORE than willing to test this out for us, and got a live demonstration. its great, you can change the speed/rotation/etc of the sinulator and watch the chicks go crazy. i'd assume it wouldnt be as good from home watching her on a webcam or what not, but in person it was fantastic.

just one of the many many many similar incidants that happened throughout the weekend.

[Wezas]

I need to party with you, Hecto

[Nakiro]

Finally, Klaive can have sex too.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Nakiro
Finally, Klaive can have sex too.

The question still being - which aparatus will he use?

[longshot]

What about you, Nakiro?

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by longshot
What about you, Nakiro?

I'll probably have sex for the first time (and with a woman of the age of consent and not realted to be by blood) on July 9th 2005.

[Artha]

Sinulator? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MASTURBATION IS A SIN? WAY TO FORCE YOUR CHRISTIAN DOGMA ON US, DILDO.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Artha
WAY TO FORCE YOUR CHRISTIAN DOGMA ON US, DILDO. There has never been a phrase more worthy of being put on a bumper sticker.

[Caiylania]

:lol:

Artha, sometimes I could kiss you. That was hella funny. I have friends over and all of them are rolling. The tears, oh must wipe away the tears!

[Kuyuk]

Mine's in the mail... Cant wait.

Lalana is getting the other end of it.


Nice Artha. :lol:


K. is excited.

[Back]

Pft. I’ve made a woman come half way around the world just by using a telephone... but now that I think about it, having a little button to push during the conversation would have been even more fun.

[Kuyuk]

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Pft. I’ve made a woman come half way around the world just by using a telephone...
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Damn, I've heard of some weird sex toys, but a telephone? :eek:


K.

[Ilvane]

:lol:

Wow, that's kinda disturbing.

-A