OMG I have to go to work.

[DianaBanana]

I have a temp job till I can find something better. Getting up at 7am isnt fun when it's not for the renaissance faire. :sniffle:

[Snapp]

Congrats on getting a job though! Getting up will be worth it once you start getting the $$$$!

[Mistomeer]

It's tons of fun! Welcome to the workforce...

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
I have a temp job till I can find something better. Getting up at 7am isnt fun when it's not for the renaissance faire. :sniffle:

Oh my freaking god...

I think DianaBanana is working in my office at this very moment...

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by SnatchWrangler

Originally posted by DianaBanana
I have a temp job till I can find something better. Getting up at 7am isnt fun when it's not for the renaissance faire. :sniffle:

Oh my freaking god...

I think DianaBanana is working in my office at this very moment...

Why do you say that? Is there some freakish person in weird rennaissance type garb juggling about 6 balls in her cube?

[Chadj]

Work sucks.

The end.

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Why do you say that? Is there some freakish person in weird rennaissance type garb juggling about 6 balls in her cube?

Well...I know we live near each other, and there's temp here this morning by the name of Diana and she does look strangely familiar...

I've gotta search these boards for pictures to confirm it. Maybe I should just ask her if she's an accomplished juggler.

[TheEschaton]

Just go up to this new temp and ask "Are you DianaBanana?"

If she doesn't slap you or call security, you know it's true!

-TheE-

[TheEschaton]

Just go to the photo gallery, it's among the links with the "Today's Posts", etc. She has her own gallery.


-TheE-

[Parkbandit]

Just go up to her and toss 3 oranges at her at the same time.. if she catches them all and starts juggling.. she is the DianaBanana we know and love.

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
Just go to the photo gallery, it's among the links with the "Today's Posts", etc. She has her own gallery.


-TheE-

I was thinking more along the lines of tossing staplers or tape dispensers at her and seeing if she instinctively begins to juggle them.

As of now she's being harrassed and tied up in conversation by the office lunatic for the past 20 minutes.

[Sean]

I can't imagine being happy about getting up at 7am for a renfaire. Atleast with work theres the prospect that I'm getting paid.

[Chadj]

hahahhahaha

[SnatchWrangler]

Upon further review...

Oh, it's definately her.

Now...what to do, what to do...

I've found a new job, and next Wednesday is my last day here...so no idea is too creepy, crazy or destructive.

Any input?

[Tsa`ah]

Ask her if she can juggle. Then ask if she can juggle balls.

She loves that one, really.

[TheEschaton]

Just walk up to her and say, "Hi, I'm SnatchWrangler."

If that doesn't make you fast friends with any woman, I don't know what will.

-TheE-

[Jonty]

Get her number.

[Parkbandit]

Or.. you can just go up to her and say:

"Hey cutie.. I have these two balls that need juggling and I heard you are the best.. what say we get out of here and go juggle some in the closet"

If you get fired for Sexual harassment.. it wasn't her.

I say take the chance man!!

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by SnatchWrangler
Upon further review...

Oh, it's definately her.

Now...what to do, what to do...

I've found a new job, and next Wednesday is my last day here...so no idea is too creepy, crazy or destructive.

Any input?

OMG.. that is so fucking weird! What the hell are the chances?!?!?

Ok.. hand her a banana and ask her what she could do with it.

She likes that one too.

[Snapp]

Oh god, the possibilities you have are endless Snatch.. let us know what you do! :lol:

What a small world.

[Jonty]

Heh, I just saw her gallery; she's pretty cute.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Jonty
Heh, I just saw her gallery; she's pretty cute.

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Snapp
Oh god, the possibilities you have are endless Snatch.. let us know what you do! :lol:

What a small world.

I have plenty of time to ponder...I overheard her talking to the office manager, it sounds like she's going to be here more than a few days.

Ofcourse, she'll figure it out when she get's home tonight and reads here.

I really feel sorry for her...this place is absolutely miserable. I've been doing carthwheels through the office for the past few weeks since I'd found a new job.

[Soulpieced]

Boy, small world. I'm all for going up to her and saying, "Hey Diana, I'm SnatchWrangler".

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Soulpieced]

[Chadj]

Quick, have a mod hide this thread from her, and no one mention a thing about it!!!

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Chadj]

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Jonty
Heh, I just saw her gallery; she's pretty cute.

Smurfs are cute. Hamsters are cute.

Diana ... owes us bikini pictures.

[Parkbandit]

:hitit:

[Jorddyn]

Go through her old posts, find all kinds of relevant facts about her. Then, have your co-workers help by mentioning said facts to her throughout the day.

By the end of they day, she'll think everyone in the office is either psychic or psycho.

Then, tonight she'll come here and hate everyone :)

Jorddyn

[Chadj]

Hahhahaha.:popcorn:

[Latrinsorm]

I like Eschaton's idea. Maybe preface your handle with a "the" and strike a pose of some kind.

edit: Naturally, I'm happy for you, Diana. You have a job, and you won't have to worry about awkward PC rendezvous(es) for more than a few days. :)

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Latrinsorm]

[Parkbandit]

God I feel like I am in an information void.

Give it up Karzak! WTF! You post all this shit and then you leave us hanging??

Fucker.

[Snapp]

:yeahthat: I'm so curious, did you say anything yet?

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Snapp
:yeahthat: I'm so curious, did you say anything yet?

Not yet, since I'm outta this shit job next Wednesday, most of my days are spent tutoring the people left who're going to take over my responsibilities. Imagine trying to teach 6 yr olds algebra. I'm eating now, once I come up with something decent, I'll let you know.

Unfortunately I couldn't find any bananas to toss at her.

[Alfster]

I'd have to go with your scared of girls, why else would you ask people how to talk to a girl/

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Alfster
I'd have to go with your scared of girls, why else would you ask people how to talk to a girl/

:lol: You don't know him very well. You only get 1 chance to make a good impression.. and since this will no doubt be posted on here... he wants to include us.

I say well done Karzak. Now give us the damn dirt already!

[Snapp]

He's a "snatch wrangler," I'm sure he does okay with girls (I still get the giggles when I see that name post though) ;)

[Chyrain]

She's gonna freak out.

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Alfster
I'd have to go with your scared of girls, why else would you ask people how to talk to a girl/

:lol: You don't know him very well. You only get 1 chance to make a good impression.. and since this will no doubt be posted on here... he wants to include us.

I say well done Karzak. Now give us the damn dirt already!

I've narrowed it down to finding a way to fax pics of her from her album here on PC to the printer she's working at, and to calling her over to my desk and having her pics saved as my desktop backround when she walks up. I've already checked our kitchen here and the downstairs cafeteria...no luck finding any bananas. I'm having a hard time walking by her with a straight face at this point. :lol:

If the office manager would only leave her alone and go home for the day already...kinda hard to drop the "So I hear you're good at juggling balls" line when two women in their late 40s are 10 feet away.

[Hulkein]

That is hysterical.

Talk about the odds of that happening.

omfg

[Wezas]

I don't suppose there's any way you could set up a webcam? BWAHAHAHAHA

[KymberlynX]

That's too funny...too bad you can't post a log of what happens. :whistle:

[Wezas]

Just have your GS4 "Wizard" window in your task bar (if you can't get into the game from work, you can still just open wizard.exe). Then call her over and see if she says anything.

[SnatchWrangler]

Alright, so I printed out a couple of her photo's from the gallery here and hung them around my cubicle. Then I took the big one of her dressed as Cleopatra with the other guy and saved that as my desktop background.

I pulled her aside when she walked by my cubicle and said 'Hey Diana, you sorta look familiar.' Good times.

She just came over and kicked me.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by SnatchWrangler
I pulled her aside when she walked by my cubicle and said 'Hey Diana, you sorta look familiar.' Good times.

She just came over and kicked me.

BWAHAHAHAHA. She should be glad it's not a permanent position there, you could tell everyone about her ball handling fetish.

bbuhahahahahaha, did she kick you in the nuts?

[Nakiro]

Speaking of going to work, I am working at Taco Bell now.

My God, it is quite disguesting.

[peam]

You actually make burritos? Or are you the head chinchilla?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
I have a temp job till I can find something better. Getting up at 7am isnt fun when it's not for the renaissance faire. :sniffle:

:rofl:

Welcome to the real world...

~beth, who works 8 AM to 5 PM every weekday.

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Maimara]

[DianaBanana]

:D

P.S. The job does sucketh much but having a SnatchWrangler around made it bareable. :lol:

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
:D

P.S. The job does sucketh much but having a SnatchWrangler around made it bareable. :lol:

P.P.S. I did in fact, juggle some of his balls. :spaz:

[Vesi]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by DianaBanana
:D

P.S. The job does sucketh much but having a SnatchWrangler around made it bareable. :lol:

P.P.S. I did in fact, juggle some of his balls. :spaz:

I just want to know what you thought when you saw your pictures in his cubicle. I find this rather amusing.

Vesi

[DianaBanana]

I was like :O. And then I was like :lol:. And that's how it went down. :cool:

[Chyrain]

did you even know who the hell he was?

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by peam
You actually make burritos? Or are you the head chinchilla?

Right now, I mainly do dishes and drive thru.

Though they want me to learn how to do everything.

[Chadj]

I work taco bell sometimes.

It's not fun.

But it's simple.

Not as simple as New York Fries though.

New York Fries > Taco Bell in simpleness.

[Betheny]

I don't feel so bad about having a desk job now. I cleaned off enough hot dog grills and deep fat fryers to make anyone sick.

[Psykos]

That really doesn't sound good. Cleaning off wiener grills and fryers of the fat.

Psykos

[DianaBanana]

BTW this job totally sucks. :yes:

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
BTW this job totally sucks. :yes:

This is not something you need to say right after admitting to ball juggling.

[Betheny]

It can't be that bad if it's a desk job...

[Wezas]

It's still Tuesday - you still have one day to give SnatchWrangler a BJ for him to put in a good word for you with the head honchos.

:beer:

[Parkbandit]

:stupid:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas
It's still Tuesday - you still have one day to give SnatchWrangler a BJ for him to put in a good word for you with the head honchos.

:beer:

Why, if she hates the job, and the job sucks so bad that he's leaving?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Wezas
It's still Tuesday - you still have one day to give SnatchWrangler a BJ for him to put in a good word for you with the head honchos.

:beer:

Why, if she hates the job, and the job sucks so bad that he's leaving?

I'm trying to help the man out, stop throwing logic into shit all the time.

[Betheny]

If you want to help him out, you could always give him 50 bucks and good directions to the shitty part of DC... But he might come back with some newfangled STD...

[DianaBanana]

OMG they want to give me his old job. I'm so calling my agency tomorrow morning and telling them I want out after this week. This place is miserable.

[Latrinsorm]

I bet you end up in Snatchwrangler's new place of work.

[Betheny]

Why does it suck so bad?

[Souzy]

Years ago I had to wake up on Saturdays to leave for 4AM to go to a work site. Most of those times I broke night and went to work drunk.