Mailing List?

[PassinBy]

Seriously, is there some sort of mailing list between nutters in GS?

I go far above the necessary to try and maintain some privacy but it never fails that once a month or so, I start getting whispers from twits, following the same lines:

Fuckwit whispers to you: I hear you are in a band.

Me: Don't believe everything you hear

Fuckwit: Dude, seriously, I was told by <SuperFuckWit> that you are in *********. Which one are you?

Me: Why does it matter who I am or what I do?

Fuckwit: I want to come see you! I live in Pissville Texas and I want to see you the next time you play near here!
Can you score me tickets? Or send me a CD?

Now, nothing against fans, but what the fuck is with these people? I have serious doubts that they have ever heard of us prior to being told by the friend. For christs sake, they could at least do a search and see what they are getting themselves into if I were to lose my mind and give them passes to a show.

"Right, mate, we're going to put your 14 year old computer geek arse right up fucking front, haven't had a human sacrafice at a show before, theres a lad, scream loud so it makes it on tape"

"Send me a CD!" Right, pal, tell you what YOU send ME 15 pound per, plus post and I'll send a fucking CD to every bloody person in GS. I'll even autograph each and every one, hows that sound?

Worst of all are the fucking pseudo-groupies. I mean really now, do I sound especially stupid? Do they really think that I will believe that they are all amazing looking sexfreaks? More like if I pop in for a visit the next time I'm in the States I'll end up chained in their mums basement.

Allright then, done ranting.

[Kitsun]

Heh. As much as I want to empathize... the first thought in my head was, "What band?"

[Brattt8525]

:wtf:

[PassinBy]

Originally posted by Kitsun
Heh. As much as I want to empathize... the first thought in my head was, "What band?"

Ha! No fucking comment, get on the nutters mailing list is my suggestion :)

[Chadj]

I think he's in this band

http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf

[PassinBy]

Terribly sorry, wrong answer, please feel free to ring again.

[Wezas]

Looking at his location, My guess is he's one of the Gallagher brothers from Oasis.

[Snapp]

:lol: Love the avatar Bratt.. just noticed it.

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Snapp
:lol: Love the avatar Bratt.. just noticed it.

Hehe thanks Snapp. :saint:

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by PassinBy
Do they really think that I will believe that they are all amazing looking sexfreaks?

It is Gemstone. Everyone believes that everyone else is a closet supermodel/athlete.



More like if I pop in for a visit the next time I'm in the States I'll end up chained in their mums basement.

Kinky.

Jorddyn

[Shalla]

I didn't even read his location, and I already knew he was british with how he spelled mom.

[Mistomeer]

Lucky for you, I don't care.
Only British bands I listen to these days are Blur, Radiohead and Coldplay.

[Mistomeer]

Anyone else read this thread and think it's just a cry for attention?
How the fuck would anyone know you're in a band unless you've told people you're in a band and by posting the whole thing here, aren't you just telling more people that you're in a band and at the same time claiming you wish people would leave you alone and not bring it up?

[Snapp]

:yeahthat:

[crazymage]

:whocares:

[SpunGirl]

Hahaha.

-K

[theotherjohn]

so where are the free tickets?

[Nieninque]

Only band I know from Bristol is Portishead.
Although Billie Piper comes from Swindon which is close...
OMG ARE YOU CHRIS EVANS??!?!?!???

[Allycat]

:yawn:

[Caiylania]

:stan: <-- I like Stan. He's cute.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Mistomeer
Anyone else read this thread and think it's just a cry for attention?
How the fuck would anyone know you're in a band unless you've told people you're in a band and by posting the whole thing here, aren't you just telling more people that you're in a band and at the same time claiming you wish people would leave you alone and not bring it up?

And BINGO was his nam-o.

[Wezas]

Whatever garage band he's with, I'm sure it sucks ass.

[Nieninque]

There is someone in the Oyster Band who are a cool folky type band who plays GS. (or did).
This I know because of the links pages on the GS website.
Wasnt there also a basketball player or something that plays/played?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas
Whatever garage band he's with, I'm sure it sucks ass.

HAHAH.. WEZAS SPELLED GARBAGE WRONG!

;)

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas
Whatever garage band he's with, I'm sure it sucks ass.

HAHAH.. WEZAS SPELLED GARBAGE WRONG!

;)

Another right wing conspiracy to put words in my mouth.

Have you no shame?

[Miss X]

omg what if he is teh hawt 1 from Blue!!!!111

(You would probably need to be British to understand that...)

ROFL

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by NieninqueWasnt there also a basketball player or something that plays/played?

I also play football, golf and hunt.. but I'm trying to keep a low profile, so pipe down.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas
Whatever garage band he's with, I'm sure it sucks ass.

HAHAH.. WEZAS SPELLED GARBAGE WRONG!

;)

Another left wing conspiracy to put words in my mouth.

Have you no shame?

I'm far from left wing.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Miss X
omg what if he is teh hawt 1 from Blue!!!!111

(You would probably need to be British to understand that...)

ROFL

Erm...I dont understand :whistle:

at least I am denying all knowledge of it even if I do

Originally posted by Caiylania
:stan: <-- I like Stan. He's cute.

True.

True.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas
Another left wing conspiracy to put words in my mouth.

Have you no shame?

I'm far from left wing.

Harmnone, he's editing my quotes! :sniffle: And I also heard he has 9 of the 14 traits of a serial killer.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Wezas
And I also heard he has 9 of the 14 traits of a serial killer.

Wezas = Dr. Phil?!?

Jorddyn

[DeV]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Wezas
And I also heard he has 9 of the 14 traits of a serial killer.

Wezas = Dr. Phil?!?

Jorddyn I was thinking the same thing. The look on that mothers face was priceless.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Wezas
And I also heard he has 9 of the 14 traits of a serial killer.

Wezas = Dr. Phil?!?

Jorddyn

I actually didn't catch the show, but they kept saying that line over and over in the advertisements for the show.

What a shitty thing to say to a parent on national TV. Not that the parents aren't morons already for going on TV with their problems.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Miss X
omg what if he is teh hawt 1 from Blue!!!!111

(You would probably need to be British to understand that...)

ROFL

Maybe you could be a Blue and Elton John sandwich?

[Miss X]

Who told you about my ultimate fantasy???

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Wezas
Harmnone, he's editing my quotes! :sniffle: And I also heard he has 9 of the 14 traits of a serial killer.

Hmmph. As long as he keeps his killer hands off my Fruit Loops, I'm golden. :D

HarmNone, protecting her Fruit Loops

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Miss X
Who told you about my ultimate fantasy???

I read it in a book by John Irving, stalker.

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas
Whatever garage band he's with, I'm sure it sucks ass.

HAHAH.. WEZAS SPELLED GARBAGE WRONG!

;)


i think its more like he spelled GARAGE, correctly at that