Noah

[bremerial]

Just come back from watching the film Noah. WTF! They ruined a good bible story for me by turning him into half zealot, half pyscho.

Jennifer Connelly was very good. I half expected Emma Watson to take out a wand 1/2 way through though. The watchers were an interesting twist. (Not included any spoilers so no worries if you haven't seen it)

A generous 6.5 / 10

[Tisket]

I heard is was an action movie wrapped in an environmental allegory.

[subzero]

WTF! They ruined a good bible story for me by turning him into half zealot, half pyscho.

Well, as I believe the story goes, he was basically the only one on the entire planet worthy of continuing his existence (and he was told that everyone/thing else not allowed on that boat was going to die, making him the motherfuckin man!), so...

[Back]

Now I want to see it. I would enjoy an adult edgy version of the childhood 2 x 2 story. Ya know, if you actually read the bible, it ain't for kids.

[Latrinsorm]

I'd watch Emma Watson bang Russell Crowe.

[Allereli]

I'd watch Emma Watson bang Russell Crowe.

the man is not aging well, he looks like her grandfather

[Gelston]

What did you expect from a movie starring Gladiator as Noah?

[Tisket]

I'd watch Emma Watson bang Russell Crowe.

Except she plays the wife of one of his sons, Shem.

[Allereli]

I'm not exactly sure why people were expecting a pious cutesy Bible movie from Darren Aronofsky, his last movie was Black Swan.

[Parkbandit]

I'm not exactly sure why people were expecting a pious cutesy Bible movie from Darren Aronofsky, his last movie was Black Swan.

I'm not sure who believes that the story of Noah and the floods is a "cutesy Bible" story.

I mean come the fuck on.. your God just killed off millions of people and animals because he didn't like how people were acting in 2 cities. Talk about over compensation.

Why would anyone worship this dude?

[Latrinsorm]

Except she plays the wife of one of his sons, Shem.I was making the reference to Noah sleeping with his daughter-in-law, but I looked it up and it turned out it was his son. Close enough!
the man is not aging well, he looks like her grandfatherFor a 500 year old man, he looks pretty good!

[Latrinsorm]

I'm not sure who believes that the story of Noah and the floods is a "cutesy Bible" story.

I mean come the fuck on.. your God just killed off millions of people and animals because he didn't like how people were acting in 2 cities. Talk about over compensation.

Why would anyone worship this dude?Sodom and Gomorrah are from the time of Abraham, well post-Noah. The Flood is prompted by a whole world of sin.

[Allereli]

I'm not sure who believes that the story of Noah and the floods is a "cutesy Bible" story.

I mean come the fuck on.. your God just killed off millions of people and animals because he didn't like how people were acting in 2 cities. Talk about over compensation.

Why would anyone worship this dude?

amen to that. but yeah,

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wOB4YfXtdj4/UQRcxx8UzzI/AAAAAAAAALg/ZhzJuxO5L-c/s1600/noahs+ark+watermarked.jpg

[subzero]

I'm not sure who believes that the story of Noah and the floods is a "cutesy Bible" story.

I mean come the fuck on.. your God just killed off millions of people and animals because he didn't like how people were acting in 2 cities. Talk about over compensation.

Why would anyone worship this dude?

He's totally turned a new leaf since then.

[Atlanteax]

/tongue-in-cheek

Noah's Ark is just to remind people that God only instructed male & female pairings, for all species.