Time to retire

[Tgo01]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

[cwolff]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

Aww your porsche is so sweet. Please tell it that we are glad it's doing well and we hope it get's a happy ending on its next oil change.

[Gelston]

You bought a Porsche? Know how I know you're gay?

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT!!!

[Archigeek]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

Copy pasted to IRS! Congratulations on your taxable income, and enjoy your new life.

[Ltlprprincess]

This makes me sad. Don't go, man.

[Taernath]

This makes me sad. Don't go, man.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll change his mind tomorrow.

[Warriorbird]

Dual satire for the win.

[Anebriated]

april fools?

[SHAFT]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

Vegas baby! Let's go to Vegas! Villas at the mirage style!

[Anebriated]

Ive heard good things about Modus.. Can probably make a few bucks there until they catch on.

[Sorcasaurus]

Silly move. Buy Simu. It secures your income, saves the time of actually having to find the items AND it's now you chasing the GMs :whipit:

[Allereli]

go check out that Aardwolf MUD (http://www.topmudsites.com/vote-gemstone.html)

[Whirlin]

Dat Gemstone Real Estate...

[Methais]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

Happy April Fools to you too!!!!!!!111

[Jhynnifer]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

Somedays I just love you. =)

[FlayedAngel]

Can I take over your account? I promise not to do anything bad. ;)

[Jeril]

Silly move. Buy Simu. It secures your income, saves the time of actually having to find the items AND it's now you chasing the GMs :whipit:

I agree with this one! Buy Simu!

[Jhynnifer]

I agree with this one! Buy Simu!

Simu just sold! (ahuehuehuehue)

[RagingThrak]

Seeing how the GMs are closing in on me anyways I figure it's time to go ahead and retire, both from GS and in real life. People were so focused on my skinning activities that they didn't even realize how else I was making thousands of dollars a week from GS; gems, enhancives, extortion, healing, spell ups, selling event services, real estate. I've been at this racket for years now and I've had many different handles during this time.

I've made well over 1.3 million dollars from GS (tax free!) so I don't really need the game anymore. Thanks everyone. Also my porsche thank you.

What prompted you to write this satiric post?

Edit: I forgot what day it was! I would've believed it if you left out the $1.3 million and other hyperboles!