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NinjasLeadTheWay
03-31-2014, 10:09 PM
Jewel-encrusted goblet found gathering dust in tiny Spanish museum 'touched the lips of Jesus and is in fact the HOLY GRAIL' say two historians with evidence to prove it.

Chalice belonging to Queen Urraca of Spain 'contains Christ's onyx goblet' Has sat on display in basement museum of Basilica of San Isidoro in Leon
Margarita Torres and Jose Ortega del Rio say 3-year study proves theory 'Was stolen by Egyptian Muslims, gifted to Spain for help during famine'


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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593336/Jewel-encrusted-goblet-gathering-dust-tiny-Spanish-museum-touched-lips-Jesus-fact-HOLY-GRAIL-say-two-historians-book-prove-it.html
NinjasLeadTheWay
03-31-2014, 10:10 PM
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I believe it if you do. But go ahead, drink first and lets find out for sure.
cwolff
03-31-2014, 10:15 PM
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I believe it if you do. But go ahead, drink first and lets find out for sure.

I want to fill that thing with some purple drank and go clubbing.
SHAFT
03-31-2014, 10:28 PM
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I believe it if you do. But go ahead, drink first and lets find out for sure.

He choose......poorly.
Taernath
03-31-2014, 10:32 PM
Another hard-hitting investigative piece by the Daily Mail!
Gelston
03-31-2014, 10:35 PM
The "Holy Grail" would have been just some random cup. Indiana Jones did it right. Also, the idea of it didn't exist until the 14th Century.

BTW, you can buy pieces of the one true cross on E-bay.

You can also go see the spear that stabbed Jesus in Austria... Even though the Romans didn't really use any spears that looked like that at the time.
NinjasLeadTheWay
03-31-2014, 10:57 PM
The "Holy Grail" would have been just some random cup. Indiana Jones did it right. Also, the idea of it didn't exist until the 14th Century.

BTW, you can buy pieces of the one true cross on E-bay.

You can also go see the spear that stabbed Jesus in Austria... Even though the Romans didn't really use any spears that looked like that at the time.

STOP ruining my movies!!!
Gelston
03-31-2014, 10:59 PM
STOP ruining my movies!!!

Sorry :( I did give credit to Indiana Jones though!!!!
subzero
03-31-2014, 11:35 PM
You can also go see the spear that stabbed Jesus in Austria... Even though the Romans didn't really use any spears that looked like that at the time.

Screw the spears, I want one of the nails!
Gelston
03-31-2014, 11:43 PM
Screw the spears, I want one of the nails!

Your search is only an ebay sale away.
Moonwitch
03-31-2014, 11:47 PM
Screw the spears, I want one of the nails!

But the Knights have then. Just ask Dresden!!!
Moonwitch
03-31-2014, 11:48 PM
Jesus was a carpenter. He would have had a simple cup. Some believe it was made out of wood and long ago decayed away.
Taernath
03-31-2014, 11:50 PM
STOP ruining my movies!!!

It's been almost 30 years! There's a statute of limitations on this kind of thing!
Gelston
03-31-2014, 11:50 PM
Jesus was a carpenter. He would have had a simple cup. Some believe it was made out of wood and long ago decayed away.

Eh, probably some sort of clay. Either way, it was just a random cup. Do you have the cup you drank out of 20 years ago?
Taernath
03-31-2014, 11:56 PM
Eh, probably some sort of clay. Either way, it was just a random cup. Do you have the cup you drank out of 20 years ago?

It's a sippy cup which won't do much to glorify my apotheosis, but yes, I do.
Gelston
03-31-2014, 11:58 PM
It's a sippy cup which won't do much to glorify my apotheosis, but yes, I do.

Okay, sorry. How about this... The Last Supper... It wasn't at home. Say it was at the ancient version of Applebee's. Do you know where your last cup from Applebee's is?
Gelston
04-01-2014, 12:02 AM
Don't answer that!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/GelstonJ/d142ea90d6e15b66827a1f8e89a17d23_zps7a98ef42.jpg
Taernath
04-01-2014, 12:06 AM
No, but I do have a Last Action Hero promotional Burger King cup with a twisty-cover animation thing on it (the one with the sword fighting).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk08a1vA7VM
Merala
04-01-2014, 12:07 AM
I love that movie!!!
Gelston
04-01-2014, 12:08 AM
Worthy of a quest by King Arthur it is!
Methais
04-01-2014, 12:21 AM
That's not the cup of a carpenter.

This is:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aoYaFkzN-wc/TiHG97gb46I/AAAAAAAAAfk/9fAqeZ4MOhk/s1600/Grail%2B1.JPG

I know this because Jesus labeled it with a sharpie:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5oALNosQy68/TiHG0AtoQtI/AAAAAAAAAfc/504QZsH4wYA/s1600/Grail%2B2.JPG


But let's say it was the holy grail for a minute. What would happen if scientists got Jesus's DNA off the cup and cloned him?