The Obligatory CCF epeen thread

[rolfard]

buckwheet"mejora
I am surprised nobody has started the obligatory epeen thread on the PC with what they got done.

I didn't buy the padding to make FCP, but that's what was made.

I did buy masterful weighting, TD, and http://24.media.tumblr.com/431693893d8f221e30897abf270b95f8/tumblr_mv8byguOhx1r0cgg3o2_r1_400.gif

[Buckwheet]

I got something enchanted. What about everyone else?

[FlayedAngel]

I hate you you all with the fiery passion of a thousand fiery exploding suns. ;)

....but not really. Also, hyperbole for the win.

[Whirlin]

I got an orb for my bow made.

[Daiyon]

All my items are in transition from decent to EPIC but they're a work in progress. After seeing some of the stuff that was made I wont dare show my face here again until I'm worthy.

[Zaigh]

Well since it is obligatory and all.

Added 30% lightning resists to my platemail (8x fusion, grapple flared, 30% fire, 30% lightning)
Added weighting to my mattock (7x perfect, Expertly CW, T1 ensorcel, GoryWeapon full unlocked)
Made a <1/200 50% weight reduction cloak

[Jarvan]

Not even gana post my stuff.. other then that I finally got my coraesine.

[Vagabondbard]

1-Spirit glove/Bow (denied for enchanting! before I even asked)
2-Grimswarm bane +27 HCW falchion
3-Imflass Claid to +17 (there were some sick sick sick claids)
4a-Epic deepening on a 1 pound cloak feature concealor
4b-+25 ilthorn runestaff with +29 Defender +6 spell aiming, +4 mana recovery (there is something wonky with it but I hope its fixed now)
5a-x4 Runestaff with X8 acuity t3 ensorcelled
5b-+27 Runestaff with grapple flars
1-Spirit Glove bow ad infinitum.

GBB

[Jarvan]

I didn't do my claid this time around, just didn't seem worth the enchant spot when I could do something who's surcharge is almost always 10x higher.

[Buckwheet]

I added flares to something.

Edit: I won some acorn thing with a sprite in it. I have my own ethereal hooker now.

[MrMortimur]

I used 2 of my tiers to make a 1/200 feature concealing cloak with 50% weight reduction. I know a lot of people didn't want to use up their tier 1 on the weight reducing script but I love it.

I finished making a pretty nice morning star too.

[Tgo01]

I used 2 of my tiers to make a 1/200 feature concealing cloak with 50% weight reduction. I know a lot of people didn't want to use up their tier 1 on the weight reducing script but I love it.

That sounds pretty gosh darn sexy.

[Jhynnifer]

I got myself a lirion bow.

[vprmn123]

1. MCW to my 8x morning star
2. self mana 606 pin
3. epic deepening to dwarven ore pack
4. plasma flares to 7x perfect rolaren handaxe

[JackWhisper]

I made an authentic eonake constable's badge. Fun!

[Wrathbringer]

I took my mithril handaxe to 2x and lightened it once.

[ZeP]

I took my mithril handaxe to 2x and lightened it once.

Hopefully the merchant passed it back in a heavy backpack so you can resell it before it attunes.

[bremerial]

I learned something new today. Did a google search for epeen. Never heard of that before. I am now suitably enlightened.
:D

[WRoss]

I learned something new today. Did a google search for epeen. Never heard of that before. I am now suitably enlightened.
:D

Do you live under a rock?

[Jeril]

Do you live under a rock?

She lives across the pond, I think it is the same thing.

[SHAFT]

Do you live under a rock?

Whoa, wross is back with a vengeance!

[bremerial]

... And because there are others who probably didn't know this word either ....


e - meaning online
peen - short for penis

A person's ego, pertaining exclusively to their online personality.

e.g. a big e-peen = a big online ego.

Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.

Another difference between e-peens and rl-peens are that e-peens can shrink and grow exorbitantly, i.e. more than a regular penis would with an erection.
By saying that all those players are nubs, you are just flexing your e-peen.

Can be used as an adjective but more often than not as a noun.

[Allereli]

i know this thread is mostly mocking, but I really love my +2 spirit recovery chrism holder

[Roblar]

Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.

What the fuck do you mean you can't do that to RL penis!! I start my day off like so.

[crb]

i know this thread is mostly mocking, but I really love my +2 spirit recovery chrism holder

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/35940105.jpg

More and more I regret missing out on that monty haul fest.

[bremerial]

i know this thread is mostly mocking, but I really love my +2 spirit recovery chrism holder
Hon, without the reference to epeen I'd have posted my own stuff. Good that you got something you love. And as someone else has commented, good to see relatively few items up for sale from CCF.


What the fuck do you mean you can't do that to RL penis!! I start my day off like so.
Haha. My second belly laugh of the day. Roblar, these petty social and physical rules clearly don't apply to you! Flex, whip out and brandish to your hearts content hon!!

[Allereli]

Hon, without the reference to epeen I'd have posted my own stuff. Good that you got something you love. And as someone else has commented, good to see relatively few items up for sale from CCF.

because all the sales were done prior to the event

[Roblar]

Haha. My second belly laugh of the day. Roblar, these petty social and physical rules clearly don't apply to you! Flex, whip out and brandish to your hearts content hon!!

Haha, success! ;)

[HermieTheDentist]

6/200, fully unlocked weather cloak with concealing hood (epic deepened)
5x max light lightning flared plate (45% lightning resistant)
6x'd (+28, Blink) claid (enchanted)
8x/+30 defender bastard sword (increased from 7x/+20)
Cidholfus Bandolier (Fully unlocked, auction quality)

[MrMortimur]

That defender has become a great piece of work.

[Ceyrin]

I think this is all that really matters.


6x'd (+28, Blink) claid (enchanted)