ALL HAIL CANDOR!!!

[Candor1]

ANNOUNCING..HIS ROYAL SURPEME HIGHNESS, LORD OF DRAKES, MASTER OF DRAGONS, KING OF KOARS, MOST ESTEEMED HIGH LORD CANDOR!!!!

If you read this email, you are commanded to enter the game, remain until Candor shows himself, and then give him all your inventory and silvers. This is not a request.

Have a nice day.

[Skirmisher]

Someone needs to educate you as to what exactly an email is.
:wtf:

[Candor1]

Death to Skirmisher. I have spoken.

[Skirmisher]

:cry:

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Candor1
Death to Skirmisher. I have spoken.

hmm seems you need to be strangled again!

[Wezas]

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/candor.jpg

[Candor1]

The amount of items and silvers I have received so far is below expectations. Remember that I am your better, and if you wish to survive you must please me. My patience, unlike my abilities, is not infinite. Bow to me and fork over your wealth, or you shall suffer until the Demonland itself sends out an SOS for help with snow removal. The choice, and your fate, is yours.

[theotherjohn]

welcome to the PC

I am TOJ

the King of Coors, Master of Millerlite, Lord of Mexican food for breakfast

Candor, you rock.

- Arkans

[Shari]

BWAHAHAHAH, Candor is posting on the PC!

For some reason, this makes me totally happy.

I think its because he's one really annoying character that stays IN-CHARACTER and is fucking hilarious and doesn't throw a fit when people kill him multiple times. Yeah....that's probably why.

Welcome to the PC, Candor.

Jesae is correct.

- Arkans

[Caiylania]

Welcome to PC. You ain't getting 1 silver though. :D

[SpunGirl]

I second (third, whatever) the welcome. Also, Candor, I'm dying (DYING) to know you you REALLY play. You have to be someone's alt that they use to take out aggression or just be a general doofus. Tell me and I'll give you silver.

-K

[AnticorRifling]

First it's called caps locks.

Second this isn't the game so get the fuck out of character.

Third you ain't gettin shit.

Fourth it's not an email it's a post so you nullified your own retarded request with improper verbage. Feel free to log into GS and jump in front of a mine cart.

[Chadj]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH x 82196508263150976 @ anticor

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Candor is funny... in the game.

Playing Candor here is not, it's retarded. Akin to me talking with Tayvin's accent here.

Welcome to the PC :)

[Parkbandit]

Candor cracks me the fuck up..

[Psykos]

Candor = Reltov, anyone who doesn't know that is a fucktard.

Old News.

[Brattt8525]

I for one am curious to know, wtf is funny about someone who talks in CAPS and is basically a moron? I mean maybe my interaction with him, in the Tower was not his usual funny shit.

Everyone in the found him to be an annoying little snert, who caused snerty trouble while we were trying to pick boxes.

So I am guessing from his warm welcome from most of you, this is acceptable and "rocking funny" behavior?

Hmm alrighty then.

As far as the muse behind Candor, if you can post as that, and not the infuriating little twit you showed that night....then welcome to the PC.

Tara

[DeV]

Candor's very easy to kill, therefore slightly amusing when he tries to steal. He stays in character, if you want to call it that. He isn't that funny to me, but he does attempt some form of consistency. Heh, welcome to the PC.
You get no silvers from me.


When is the last time you actually leveled?

[4a6c1]

:spaz:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Welcome to PC Candor.

(I am of the opinion that him staying IC thru the many 'Candor Hunts' my character initiated are worth a welcome. Other people may find a different reason. Thats mine.)

[Celexei]

Originally posted by Wezas
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/candor.jpg
WEZAS WTF?!?!?! I thought you dropped the making of that program?!?!, Link me up you Bogarting bastard, Oh BTW <3 j00!

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Celexei

Originally posted by Wezas
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/candor.jpg
WEZAS WTF?!?!?! I thought you dropped the making of that program?!?!, Link me up you Bogarting bastard, Oh BTW <3 j00!

I'm still waiting for my extemely conservative far right-wing tester to finish taking a look at my help file.

Then I'll distribute.

[Celexei]

YAYE!!! Now my reason for creating a rogue finally comes around...hopefully, as long as your not like Simu with releases. oh well if so i'll wait, but yaye friggin yaye!! :flames:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Celexei
YAYE!!! Now my reason for creating a rogue finally comes around...hopefully, as long as your not like Simu with releases. oh well if so i'll wait, but yaye friggin yaye!! :flames:

I'll have my program out RSN.

[Celexei]

LMFAO

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Celexei

Originally posted by Wezas
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/candor.jpg
WEZAS WTF?!?!?! I thought you dropped the making of that program?!?!, Link me up you Bogarting bastard, Oh BTW <3 j00!

I'm still waiting for my extemely conservative far right-wing tester to finish taking a look at my help file.

Then I'll distribute.

::cough::

Ooopsie.. guess what I forgot to do!?!

I PROMISE to get it done

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas
I'm still waiting for my extemely conservative far right-wing tester to finish taking a look at my help file.

Then I'll distribute.

::cough::

Ooopsie.. guess what I forgot to do!?!

I PROMISE to get it done

So much for "No help file left behind"

[Candor1]

To answer a few posted (and privately asked) questions:

I don't remember the last time Candor leveled. Maybe summer of 2001?

Candor has died 597 times since his last training. He's hoping to break 1000 (everyone needs goals in life).

Candor submits a lot of BUG reports about game problems most players would never notice, because most players are not like Candor. And then there's the time the entire game went boom when Candor broke 255 deaths.

Yes Candor does have a family member around in GS III.

Candor steals a little better than most people would credit him.

Candor gets no help whatsoever from his one family member.

Candor has had no warnings. Ever. He was brought into a consulatation room once for attacking the HS doorman and playing tag with Bubba one too many times. But that's it. Unlike a few folks posting in this board, I know what lines not to cross. For example, I won't insult a GM even if they deserve it (and believe me, there have been opportunities).

Any other questions, just ask. I'll be away for several days.

[AnticorRifling]

You know this is GS IV right?

[Psykos]

Candor = Reltov ya mooks.

[Nieninque]

Even so, he is still less of a prick than you and your MAing gang

[Psykos]

Stupid Foreign Bitch,

In slow spelled out English.

I, Psykos, No longer, anymore do not, play gemstone, the roleplaying game, NO PLAY GEMSTONE - ME NO PLAY GEMSTONE.

Understand?

Psykos.



Originally posted by Nieninque
Even so, he is still less of a prick than you and your MAing gang

[Miss X]

I loved Candor! We miss him in mule, I used to like his lil games! It's so funny when he dies and continues his insulting etc. He is probably one of few who take what they deserve and dont whine about it.

[Psykos]

I agree, he roleplays well. If you don't like him -- then ignore him :shrug:

Psykos


Originally posted by Miss X
I loved Candor! We miss him in mule, I used to like his lil games! It's so funny when he dies and continues his insulting etc. He is probably one of few who take what they deserve and dont whine about it.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Psykos
Stupid Foreign Bitch,

In slow spelled out English.

I, Psykos, No longer, anymore do not, play gemstone, the roleplaying game, NO PLAY GEMSTONE - ME NO PLAY GEMSTONE.

Understand?

Psykos.


Yes, Lycain

[Psykos]

You act like it gets to me the fact that you call me Lycain, go kill the little fucker -- I really don't care, now get back on topic. Stupid bitch.

Psykos

[Nieninque]

I wouldnt kill you in game because you are a knob on the boards. That's your style.

On topic: I only met Candor in game once, that was when he was getting pasted by Hulkein and then my friend told Hulkein to stop and he attacked her...and then got pasted (Hulkein, not Candor).

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Psykos
Candor = Reltov, anyone who doesn't know that is a fucktard.

Old News.

OMG WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ARE YOU MAKING HIM THE CENTER OF YOUR UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING.

Newsflash - Because people don't know every tidbit of GS drama doesn't mean they're fucktards, it means they have a life.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Candor1
To answer a few posted (and privately asked) questions:

I don't remember the last time Candor leveled. Maybe summer of 2001?

Candor has died 597 times since his last training. He's hoping to break 1000 (everyone needs goals in life).

Candor submits a lot of BUG reports about game problems most players would never notice, because most players are not like Candor. And then there's the time the entire game went boom when Candor broke 255 deaths.

Yes Candor does have a family member around in GS III.

Candor steals a little better than most people would credit him.

Candor gets no help whatsoever from his one family member.

Candor has had no warnings. Ever. He was brought into a consulatation room once for attacking the HS doorman and playing tag with Bubba one too many times. But that's it. Unlike a few folks posting in this board, I know what lines not to cross. For example, I won't insult a GM even if they deserve it (and believe me, there have been opportunities).

Any other questions, just ask. I'll be away for several days.

Actually, this is kind of ruining the mystery of Candor for me.

-K

Candor, you should patent this...

HIDE.

SNEAK EAST TOWER.

SLAP X ROGUE x 3-5 times.

SAY "YOU CALL YOURSELF A LOCKSMITH?" And/Or "You're a terrible locksmith."

Out.

[Shari]

This whole thread is cracking me the fuck up.

One more thing...

PB GET YOUR LAZY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS TO WORK TESTING THAT GODDAMNED PROGRAM SO THAT WAY I CAN HAVE WEZAS GIVE IT TO EVERYONE WITHOUT ME HAVING TO BRIBE HIM WITH NUDE PICS SO I CAN GET IT SOONER.

Ahem, thank you.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Nude? ::ears perk up a bit::

[Shari]

Yeah, Wezas used to stalk me. But now that I've changed all the locks on my doors, he's stopped throwing pebbles at my window at night. I thought I could get his attention this way.

[The Cat In The Hat]

You got mine!

[Chadj]

Candor is fucking great.

Dionisius has more deaths than Candor, but Dio got locked out, so Candor can catch up. Haha @ Dio.

Also, Candor is fucking great.

On a final note, Reltov owes me 100k.

[Candor1]

I am slaving away on a trip, but just had to see how this thread was going.

Candor is not Reltov. Really. I don't want to say who Candor's sibling is (maybe someday), but it's not Reltov.

To answer a few other questions I didn't get to earlier:

Yes I have been playing GSIII/GSIV for quite some time.

No I am not 13 years old. Five different people asked me this, what's the deal?

Is Candor a lair? If Candor is speaking, thinking, sneaking around, or selling something, you shouldn't trust him. Beyond that, you're fine.

Yes I am the same Candor who has been around all this time. There's only one Candor.

Yes Candor will steal from sleeping people. If you are going to take a nap and not close your containers, you get what you deserve. Candor has also been known to inform other pickpockets of idiots taking naps.

Did Candor ever get killed when he didn't deserve it? Once. Candor admitted to someone he had BUGged a problem with the BIND spell. The other person didn't like the fact that the bug had been reported, and killed Candor over the matter.

More later...

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jesae
Yeah, Wezas used to stalk me. But now that I've changed all the locks on my doors, he's stopped throwing pebbles at my window at night. I thought I could get his attention this way.

I can still admire from 150+ feet. :saint:

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Candor1
Candor has died 597 times since his last training. He's hoping to break 1000 (everyone needs goals in life).



Jihna thinks Candor is a Luukosian in the closet.

She also thinks dead dwarves are prettier than live ones.


:D

[4a6c1]

Oh! Question....

I one day saw someone poking fun at Candor and they're name was Candorest or something. What was that all about?

[Toxicvixen]

Candor and Candorest in the same room would be strange to say the least. Wasn't there a Canndor at one point, or was it Caandor?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
She also thinks dead dwarves are prettier than live ones.


:D

:sniffle:

[Warriorbird]

Dwarves aren't pretty...cept the anime schoolgirl ones from Lineage 2.

[Candor1]

Any variations of Candor are not me.

There was a Candorr around for quite some time.

And no, just because you read this thread and post on these boards does NOT mean Candor wont steal from you in GSIV. Get a clue.

And yes, Candor has no friends and likes it that way. If you want to be like a lot of folks and pretend GSIV is a world where everyone is an overgrown hippie and everyone likes each other and no one is mean and the world is one great big happy place with flowers, go right ahead and believe it. Idiot. That laughter you hear will be me robbing you blind.

[Brattt8525]

And yes, Candor has no friends and likes it that way. If you want to be like a lot of folks and pretend GSIV is a world where everyone is an overgrown hippie and everyone likes each other and no one is mean and the world is one great big happy place with flowers, go right ahead and believe it. Idiot. That laughter you hear will be me robbing you blind.
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Umm no one said anything about huggie smoochie we luvs you snuggy bear people. So what in tarnation is this about?

I personally found Candor to be a snert that time in the tower. I mean ok, it was funny for about 5 minutes. When you were politely asked to leave, by rogues no less....the funny got old and the talking in caps and speaking in the third person got quite flipping annoying.

Some here say your a great RP'er, maybe I caught you in there on an off night. If thats how you always play him, good god almighty you would drive me to wrack up huge fines in town.

Still not sure when talking all in caps and basically acting like a moron was the "in" thing to do.


edited to take out the abrievated swear word.....I just hate to swear :saint:

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by Brattt8525]

opps forgot a bad word! edited again

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by Brattt8525]

[Skirmisher]

Candor, how do you pay for all your deeds? Or do you even bother with them?

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Candor1
ANNOUNCING..HIS ROYAL SURPEME HIGHNESS, LORD OF DRAKES, MASTER OF DRAGONS, KING OF KOARS, MOST ESTEEMED HIGH LORD CANDOR!!!!

If you read this email, you are commanded to enter the game, remain until Candor shows himself, and then give him all your inventory and silvers. This is not a request.

Have a nice day.

OMG! How did I miss this?! Candor cracks me up all the time! <333333 Amuse me bitch! :rock:

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Candor1
Any variations of Candor are not me.

There was a Candorr around for quite some time.

And no, just because you read this thread and post on these boards does NOT mean Candor wont steal from you in GSIV. Get a clue.

And yes, Candor has no friends and likes it that way. If you want to be like a lot of folks and pretend GSIV is a world where everyone is an overgrown hippie and everyone likes each other and no one is mean and the world is one great big happy place with flowers, go right ahead and believe it. Idiot. That laughter you hear will be me robbing you blind.

Klasse! One Candor is enough, thank you.

As for relationships with Candor: These thoughts of a certain giantkin demonstrate how they should go.....

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
"Candor, come show me some proper lovin and die by my sword"

:cool:

[Artha]

Last time I interacted with Candor (with Artha), I was quite amused. I have no problems with him.

[4a6c1]

Ahh, you must be one of his minions then. ;)

[4a6c1]

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Ganimead echo in your mind:
"[Candor (subdued)]: "Welp, I didn't think it could happen, but it did. Warclaidhm has scared me.""

For some fucked up reason, this made me laugh. I know, I need help.

:weird:

[Eiderfleur]

<3 Candor You always made me laugh.

BTW When was the last time Candor actually left town?

As other have mentioned one thing about Candor, he is always in character.

I got one question though, I remember once seeing Candor wearing an engagement ring, what I want to know is WHO?!?!?!?! - Who would be good enough for THE GREAT CANDOR?!?!

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Trinitis]

I'll have everyone know that I had to backburner a char I was working on due to candor! Damn bastard stole my char idea :(

:fu:

[Parkbandit]

I think he's a riot.. and the character must be a ball to play. Of course I would have aged him slightly higher.. maybe to 20. That way you aren't completely pwned by everyone in the game.

[Trinitis]

Actually, a friend and I were talking about it a while back..

We think Candor is a Khaladon plot to remove mass ammounts of silver from the public. I'd love to see how much Candor has single handly removed from other players through murder fines alone!


Adredrin, who is guilty of at least 200k silver himself.