PDA

View Full Version : Ninja kobold?



khorpulent
03-24-2014, 05:29 PM
So today I needed coins to get in the gate and decided to kill a kobold. This normally wouldn't be a problem, as I am 95 levels above kobolds. I found one that I literally could not hit, though. It dodged like it was 20 levels above me every single swing, for more than 20 swings. Finally I used a warcry and was able to hit it. Anyone ever experience this before?






You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!

You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold moves slightly, letting the attack pass harmlessly by!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
With blinding speed, the kobold dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
With blinding speed, the kobold dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!

You feel your sturdy vultite lance straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>at

You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold moves slightly, letting the attack pass harmlessly by!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold gracefully avoids the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
A kobold looks a little dubious about her situation.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>assess kobold
The kobold is small in size and about three feet high in her current state.
The kobold is too easy for the likes of you!
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
With blinding speed, the kobold dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
With blinding speed, the kobold dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
A kobold flails around wildly trying to appear savage and dangerous, but ends up looking rather silly.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with ease!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold skillfully dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold gracefully avoids the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
With blinding speed, the kobold dodges the attack!

You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
A kobold pokes you in your ribs and says, "Ye elfy things don't haf 'nuff meat on yer bones!"
R>
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold evades the attack with incredible finesse!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
With blinding speed, the kobold dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>look
[Icemule Trace, Forest]
Along the edge of the forest, the pines give way to vine maples and bare-limbed oaks. The pale branches of the deciduous trees look like spider webs against the deep green of the thick stand of pines. You also see a kobold and a weathered shack.
Obvious paths: north, west
R>
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
The kobold skillfully dodges the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>war cry kobol
You stare down a kobold and let out an eerie, modulating cry!
A kobold looks at you in utter terror!
The kobold convulses with terrified shivers!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>at
You thrust with a well-balanced sturdy vultite lance at a kobold!
AS: +562 vs DS: -39 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +68 = +640
... and hit for 335 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!

Drew
03-24-2014, 05:31 PM
I used to spellup kobolds for fun, I was half expecting him to have mobiles and blurs when he died.

cwolff
03-24-2014, 05:33 PM
You just lost Gemstone. Time to re-roll.

khorpulent
03-24-2014, 05:39 PM
Yeah, it didn't have any spells. Even mobiles and blurs would only be 40 dodge ranks...

SHAFT
03-24-2014, 05:57 PM
Kobolds invaded the landing the other night. Not sure if this has anything to do with that however.

Latrinsorm
03-24-2014, 05:58 PM
It looks like the formula rolled over from 0% to 100%, like the redux spell penalty used to.