Newsflash: Retarded Chicks Ruin Kiss.

[Bobmuhthol]

So in gym I had to jog for twenty straight minutes and it hurt like a bitch. I didn't have a water bottle, either, because I'm an idiot. It was last period so I was like, "Oh sweet last period." I also have some sort of knee injury that I can't diagnose, but it really really sucks. I'm sure I smell terrible, but that doesn't stop me. Locker time, I'm putting some stuff away, taking some stuff out. Chick walks by and doesn't notice me. I'm all, "WTF," and then I stand behind her without saying anything for about 30 seconds. I scared her and it made me feel good about myself. Then I kissed her. Then it was bus time.

Three fucking retarded bitches are sitting in the front, which happens to be my favorite place ever. I take the third seat, and one of the dumb chicks is all, "THAT IS MY SEAT!!!!!11111" and I basically told them all to fuck off. They would not shut the fuck up and two of them ended up sitting with me to annoy me. They laughed endlessly and I seriously considered breaking their noses. Then they left and I remembered that I just kissed a girl.

Fuck retarded people.

Discuss.

[Adhara]

O....k....

Bored?

[Wezas]

if you still smelled terrible from being in gym, you should have put your arm around one of them and been like "Hey baby".

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

no no no

I forget the Evil Dead movie...

But you should have been all "Gimme some sugar baby"

Not that weak ass shit Wezas advises.

[Latrinsorm]

When you say locker, do you mean gym locker or school locker?

[Bobmuhthol]

I used both but only mentioned school locker.

Should went for the nipple pincher.

- Arkans

[Betheny]

tongue or no tongue?

Better question..

Ninja mask or no ninja mask?

- Arkans

[Bobmuhthol]

No tongue, no ninja mask. It was outside the front of the school, and I know people don't need to see me groping someone.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Wezas
if you still smelled terrible from being in gym, you should have put your arm around one of them and been like "Hey baby".

How about "How are you doing?" and flash that sly smile. :smug:

[djbrianc]

how cute, bob's first kiss, as reported on PC ;)

and what are the retarded chicks doing on the bus? you said there were 3 of them, thats more than enough to warrant a short bus

[Edited on 9-20-2004 by djbrianc]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by djbrianc
how cute, bob's first kiss, as reported on PC ;)

and what are the retarded chicks doing on the bus? you said there were 3 of them, thats more than enough to warrant a short bus



I may be wrong, but I don't think that's his first kiss. And the short bus comment just... wasn't... funny :rolleyes:

[Chadj]

Retarded people suck.

Also, groping is allowed in highschool. And encouraged. Minus the second part.


<--- Doesn't care about getting caught groping.
<--- Doesn't think you should care either.

[Bobmuhthol]

Wezas gets like amazing cool points.

Groping isn't cool when there are hundreds of people around. I expect people to restrain themselves just as I do.

[Psykos]

Bob:

Do like Cash money says:

Get Money, then..

Fuck hoes, do shows, see me in videos.

Psykos

[Burning Scorpion]

You are so cute. I really don't know why.

[Bobmuhthol]

My charm has no limits. Snippet:

Me: "Well, we'll just have to practice three times every day."
Chick: "That sounds reasonable."

I think tomorrow is going to make me very happy.

[SpunGirl]

Ninja Pimp, who would have thought?

-K

P.S. After you get to know her better, be like, "want to come over and see my katana?"

[Edited on 9-21-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Chadj]

hahahhahhahah :heart: spun.

... Why do I get the feeling Spun has said that to too many 9th grade girls lately?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
My charm has no limits. Snippet:

Me: "Well, we'll just have to practice three times every day."
Chick: "That sounds reasonable."


You left out the first part of the IM:

Chick: "You kind of sucked at kissing."
Me: "No way!"
Chick: "Yeah, you seriously need more practice."

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Chadj
hahahhahhahah :heart: spun.

... Why do I get the feeling Spun has said that to too many 9th grade girls lately?

....I've asked too many 9th grade girls to see my katana? I a) don't have a katana b) don't know any 9th grade girls.

:heart: you Chadj, but you're weird.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

<<You left out the first part of the IM:>>

Wasn't an IM, dumbface.

<<Chick: "You kind of sucked at kissing."
Me: "No way!"
Chick: "Yeah, you seriously need more practice.">>

I asked her to rate it from 1-10. I'm a 7.


P.S. I did kiss her three times today.

[Edited on 9-21-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I asked her to rate it from 1-10. I'm a 7.


That fucking French judge.

http://www.usjujitsu.net/news/world2k02/judges.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
P.S. I did kiss her three times today.How many retarded girls were on the bus (you front-sitting weirdo)?

Also, this thread title gives me the giggles when I think of it with Bobmuhthol's accent.

[Bobmuhthol]

My accent? :(

There were 0 retarded girls on the bus.

[SpunGirl]

Bob has an accent? He's the Kissing Ninja. That's so funny.

-K

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Bob has an accent?Yes.
He's the Kissing Ninja. That's so funny.Yes.

[SpunGirl]

Elaborate on the accent, please.

-K

[Latrinsorm]

He says it reTAHded, as opposed to the New England (or "correct") pronounciation.

[SpunGirl]

How cute! Bob, you should post a sound file of you talking or something.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

I hate you, Latrinsorm :'(

[Bobmuhthol]

Update: Having a conscience sucks and I no longer stop conversations to say, "Okay it's kiss time."

Time taken to come to this realization: One day :(