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Tgo01
03-02-2014, 02:16 AM
Delivery to Icemule or Landing only. If you don't pick up your winnings after a reasonable amount of time I'm gonna resell them. Because I suck.

5) MB 100k

One of those God wedding wedding rings and stuff.

a wedding band of twisted antique silver with raised blue moonstone musical notes and tiny diamond hearts
Look description: You see nothing unusual.

Weight: under a pound
Alteration restrictions: Unknown
Max lightened: Yes
Wearable location: finger

The following may be zests:
exhale: You examine your*wedding band carefully, blowing away a speck of dust which mars its surface.
tilt: You toy with your wedding band, remembering the happy times you've had with its giver.
tap: You tap a wedding band of twisted antique silver with raised blue moonstone musical notes and tiny diamond hearts.
pinch: Your face glows softly as you touch your wedding band, a visible sign of your love and devotion.
poke: You absent-mindedly tap your finger against your face, discreetly drawing attention to your wedding band.
push: You touch your wedding band with a loving smile.
press: You touch your wedding band with a loving smile.
prod: You tug distractedly at your wedding band.
twist: You casually toy with your wedding band.
eat: You touch your wedding band to your lips, thinking fondly of the one who gave it to you.
smooch: You touch your wedding band to your lips, thinking fondly of the one who gave it to you.
hug: You clasp your wedding band tenderly to your chest, blissfully happy in your love for its giver.
kiss: You kiss your wedding band, filled with a warm glow of love.
tickle: You wistfully rub your wedding band, tracing its design with your finger.
clean: Noticing a smudge on your wedding band, you remove it and lovingly polish it off. After a quick inspection, you slip your band back on.
peer: You study your*wedding band very closely for a moment, before looking up with an infatuated grin.
gaze: Gazing thoughtfully at your wedding band, you are surprised to discover how deeply a simple piece of jewelry can move you.
raise: You stretch out your hand, proudly displaying your wedding band.
wear: Your face glows with a soft radiance as you slip on your wedding band.* You smile lovingly at it for a moment, thinking of the one who gave it to you.


6) MB 200k

a polished fireleaf runestaff
Look description: You see nothing unusual.

Weight: 4 pounds
Purpose: weapon
Bonus: +22
Alteration restrictions: None
Can be lightened: Yes
Weapon: Modified rune staff


7) MB 1.25 mil

a lily white fireleaf runestaff
Look description: You see nothing unusual.

Loresong information
Weight: 2 pounds
Bonus: +22
Enhancive bonus: 6 to Physical Fitness Bonus
Enhancive bonus: 6 to Spell Aiming Bonus
Charges remaining: more than your average giantman could count
Persists on enhancive: Yes
Flares: fire
Alteration restrictions: None
Max lightened: Yes
Weapon: Modified rune staff

8) MB 50k
a turquoise inset silver bracelet
+2 Ambush ranks
wrist worn

9) MB 50k
a lapis-inlaid gold alloy bracer
+1 ambush ranks, +4 stalking and hiding bonus
wrist worn

10) MB 100k
a silver-hilted rolaren falchion
Look description: You see nothing unusual.
Weight: 5 pounds
Value: 450,000
Bonus: +20
Enhancive bonus: 6 to Max Stamina
Enhancive bonus: 4 to Dodging Bonus
Enhancive bonus: 7 to Edged Weapons Bonus
Enhancive bonus: 4 to Health Recovery
Charges remaining: a lot
Persists on enhancive: Yes
Alteration restrictions: None
Can be lightened: Yes

11)MB 50k

a loop of vivid teal string
Look description: You see nothing unusual.
Weight: under a pound
Alteration restrictions: Unknown
Max lightened: Yes
Wearable location: finger

The following may be zests:
pinch: You pull at the vivid teal string and twist your fingers quickly, moving loops from finger to finger until amazingly the shape of a clock emerges!
push: You twist the vivid teal string around your fingers, looping it over itself until you have created the shape of a soldier's bed.
press: You twist the vivid teal string around your fingers, looping it over itself until you have created the shape of a soldier's bed.
pull: You twist the vivid teal string around your fingers, looping it over itself until you have created the shape of the candles.
turn: Pulling your vivid teal string across your fingers from one side to the other, you turn your hands with such dexterity that you manage to create the shape of some diamonds.
twist: Couldn't detect anything, you may have been lagging. Try performing verb later.
spin: Turning some vivid teal string with nimble fingers, you spin the string around itself, tucking and looping it until it looks just like a fish in a dish!
roll: You pull at the vivid teal string and twist your fingers quickly, winding the string in a complex pattern until it looks amazingly similar to a cat's eye.
flip: Tucking your fingers into the vivid teal string, you flip your wrists over and end up with a tiny manger!
raise: You pull at the vivid teal string and twist your fingers quickly, creating the shape of a cradle.
wear: You wind a loop of vivid teal string around your fingers, preparing for some tricks!
remove: You remove the vivid teal string from your fingers, and it falls into its original simple loop.

12)MB 50k
a turquoise studded bronze necklace
Look description: You see nothing unusual.
Weight: under a pound
Charges: 4
Spell: Relieve Burden
Enhancive bonus: 6 to Magic Item Use Bonus
Charges remaining: more than your average giantman could count
Crumbly on enhancive: Yes
Persists on magical charge: Yes
Holy item: Yes
Alteration restrictions: None
Can be lightened: Unknown
Wearable location: neck

13) MB 100k
a rough glowbark runestaff
Look description: You see nothing unusual.
Weight: 2 pounds
Value: 500,000
Bonus: +22
Enhancive bonus: 7 to Max Mana
Charges remaining: a huge number
Persists on enhancive: Yes
Alteration restrictions: None
Max lightened: Yes
Weapon: Modified rune staff

14) MB 10k
a miniature kobold skeleton
Look description: You see nothing unusual.
Weight: under a pound
Alteration restrictions: Unknown
Can be lightened: Unknown

The following may be zests:
slap: You slap at the kobold skeleton which swings back at you, reaching its bony arms up to your face.
tap: You twitch at the crossbars holding the kobold skeleton, causing it to march stiffly in place.
push: You push on the kobold skeleton, tangling the strings hopelessly.
press: You push on the kobold skeleton, tangling the strings hopelessly.
pull: You pull at the kobold skeleton, causing it to fall to its knees while its arms swing together.
kiss: You raise the skeleton to your lips to kiss it and decide it doesn't look that affectionate.
tickle: You tickle at the kobold skeleton but only manage to get the bones tangled in your fingers. You sheepishly untangle them.
nudge: You nudge at the kobold skeleton and its hand goes up to its forehead. You could swear the miniature eyes just glowed.
lick: The skeleton tastes rather disgusting actually. You feel a little ill. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
wave: You wave the bars above the kobold skeleton, causing it to windmill its arms like an alarmed zombie.

15) MB 10k
single hooked serpent fang

FlayedAngel
03-02-2014, 02:02 PM
Hah, I'll bid on 2 and 4.

Tgo01
03-02-2014, 02:16 PM
Hah, I'll bid on 2 and 4.

Damn right you will!

FlayedAngel
03-02-2014, 03:28 PM
http://youtu.be/wSodvRnD3Qc