How American are you?

[Jenisi]

www.thespark.com

You are 69% American!! w00t 85% scored less then me, 5% scored the same and only 10% scored higher.

[Hips]

61%... higher than I thought it would be, heh.

[Artha]

You are 69% American!

You have 138 proof blood

[GSLeloo]

66%

* 72% Scored lower than you
* 6% Scored the same as you
* 22% Scored higher than you

[Latrinsorm]

70%, but I didn't answer some of the stupider questions.

[Ilvane]

You are 71% American!

You have 142 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

-A

[Chyrain]

You are 71% American!

You have 142 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

92% Scored lower than you
3% Scored the same as you
4% Scored higher than you

[HarmNone]

You are 74% American!


You have 148 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 23,314 other test-takers:

99% Scored lower than you
1% Scored the same as you
0% Scored higher than you

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I am 100% American.

[The Korean]

You are 74% American!


You have 148 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 23,329 other test-takers:

99% Scored lower than you
1% Scored the same as you
0% Scored higher than you

[Drew]

I don't want to register, all I know is that I'm an 18th generation american on both sides of my family, old blood.

[Overlord]

You are 33% American!


You have 66 proof blood

Let's focus on the positive. You're a citizen of America, or at least you act like one. That's something! You certainly have room to improve, though. Maybe it's just that your civic virtue is lacking. Maybe it's like Rambo in First Blood part one, where he goes nuts and turns against his nation, wreaking havoc to protest his unfair treatment. Remember that he then joined up with the government in part two and three, so hope springs eternal little ne'er do well.

Some below average folks have made their mark in American history. Among them: John Brown, Jesse James, John Dillinger, Janis Joplin, Ike Turner, and G. Gordon Liddy.

Compared to 23,343 other test-takers:

0% Scored lower than you
0% Scored the same as you
100% Scored higher than you

[DeV]

You are 69% American!

[Overlord]

I WIN!!

[Warriorbird]

You are 69% American!

You have 138 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 23,397 other test-takers:

85% Scored lower than you
5% Scored the same as you
10% Scored higher than you

[Edited on 9-15-2004 by Warriorbird]

[ThisOtherKingdom]

You are 58% American!

You have 116 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 23,396 other test-takers:

43% Scored lower than you
3% Scored the same as you
54% Scored higher than you

[Skirmisher]

You are 74% American!

You have 148 proof blood

Compared to 23,416 other test-takers:

99% Scored lower than you
1% Scored the same as you
0% Scored higher than you

:heart:

[CrystalTears]

You are 66% American!


You have 132 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 23,532 other test-takers:

72% Scored lower than you
6% Scored the same as you
22% Scored higher than you

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Drew
I don't want to register, all I know is that I'm an 18th generation american on both sides of my family, old blood. For that to be true, your family would have to reproduce (on average) every 12 years and 8 months. Unless you're talking about Native American, or considering the Colonies "America".

Also, this test has a pretty vicious bell curve. 0% scored higher than 74%?

[Jolena]

You are 70% American!


You have 140 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 23,574 other test-takers:

90% Scored lower than you
3% Scored the same as you
8% Scored higher than you

[Adhara]

I got 48% even though every chance I got I chose the answer saying I wasn't american. The sad part was this:

19% Scored lower than you.

[Snapp]

You are 56% American!

You have 112 proof blood

38% Scored lower than you
3% Scored the same as you
59% Scored higher than you

Probably because I chose "Toxic" as my choice for national anthem. What can I say, it's a catchy song!

[Overlord]

Originally posted by Adhara
I got 48% even though every chance I got I chose the answer saying I wasn't american. The sad part was this:

19% Scored lower than you.

Pretty bad, i got 33% and 0% scored lower than me lol

[Caiylania]

You are 66% American!


You have 132 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 24,319 other test-takers:

72% Scored lower than you
6% Scored the same as you
22% Scored higher than you

[Caiylania]

Did the stress test, too. :D

You might want to sit down...

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 19% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


37% better off than you — 5% like you — 58% worse off than you
Interestingly enough...

Women are MORE stressed than men.
Ladies average 22% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
53% of test-takers bite their nails.
20% have bacne.
And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[Wezas]

I got the same as Jenisi - 69% american.