Our Brave Knight Bob

[StrayRogue]

Bob Muhthol: SOMEONE IS BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
StrayRogue: *blink*
StrayRogue: get a bat
Bob Muhthol: TOO SCARED. He's right outside my window.
Bob Muhthol: And my curtain is opaque.
Bob Muhthol: So he can't see me.
Bob Muhthol: He's on a ladder.
StrayRogue: yeah right
StrayRogue: I am utterly guilt free here
Bob Muhthol: I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
StrayRogue: lol
Bob Muhthol: But it involves my roof.
StrayRogue: its broad daylight
Bob Muhthol: SO?!
StrayRogue: fucking poke your head out and ask what the fuck is going on
StrayRogue: get a knife or something
StrayRogue: a gun
StrayRogue: don't all americans have fucking guns?
Bob Muhthol: NOT THIS AMERICAN
Bob Muhthol: He's getting off the ladder.
Bob Muhthol: He disappeared and his ladder is still outside my window.
StrayRogue: lol
StrayRogue: push it away

[Bobmuhthol]

Asshole.

[Artha]

Hahaha.

[StrayRogue]

Bob Muhthol: TOO SCARED. He's right outside my window.

I love the above the best.

[peam]

That would've been an excuse to throw a severe ass stomping in Jasonworld.

[peam]

After I distinguished he wasn't a roofer, of course.

[StrayRogue]

....k