Methais
02-12-2014, 11:44 PM
Congratulations internet, Goat Simulator is now a real game
Phil Savage at 11:09 on 11 February 2014
http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2014/02/Goat-Simulator.jpg
Last week, Sanctum 2 developers Coffee Stain Studios released "alpha footage" of "Goat Simulator", because jokes. The video's description even contained the warning, "we're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists." But, as Surgeon Simulator 2013's Bossa Studios once learned, comedy sims are a powerful thing. And so it came to pass that, on the 11th of Febuary, Twenty-Fourteen, Coffee Stain did relent, decreeing to all the land that Goat Simulator would move out of experimental alpha and be released on Steam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q
Coffee Stain describe the game as "like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff." Looking at the videos, it's basically r/GamePhysics: The Game. In case you're still not convinced this isn't a joke, you can now pre-order Goat Simulator. I mean, yes, it is still a joke, but it's one that will actually result in a weird goat game. Er, well done internet, I guess.
You can see the two alpha trailers that spawned such enthusiastic demand below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AnryOUNnlWk
Goat Simulator will be released this Spring. Hopefully reading that sentence is as strange for you as writing it is for me.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/02/11/congratulations-internet-goat-simulator-is-now-a-real-game/
http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-2/1X2rXEY7m6-8.png
Phil Savage at 11:09 on 11 February 2014
http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2014/02/Goat-Simulator.jpg
Last week, Sanctum 2 developers Coffee Stain Studios released "alpha footage" of "Goat Simulator", because jokes. The video's description even contained the warning, "we're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists." But, as Surgeon Simulator 2013's Bossa Studios once learned, comedy sims are a powerful thing. And so it came to pass that, on the 11th of Febuary, Twenty-Fourteen, Coffee Stain did relent, decreeing to all the land that Goat Simulator would move out of experimental alpha and be released on Steam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q
Coffee Stain describe the game as "like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff." Looking at the videos, it's basically r/GamePhysics: The Game. In case you're still not convinced this isn't a joke, you can now pre-order Goat Simulator. I mean, yes, it is still a joke, but it's one that will actually result in a weird goat game. Er, well done internet, I guess.
You can see the two alpha trailers that spawned such enthusiastic demand below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AnryOUNnlWk
Goat Simulator will be released this Spring. Hopefully reading that sentence is as strange for you as writing it is for me.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/02/11/congratulations-internet-goat-simulator-is-now-a-real-game/
http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-2/1X2rXEY7m6-8.png