Perhaps a better choice of words...

[Ravenstorm]

Just came across this and had to share:


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"


Raven

[Warriorbird]

:cackle:

[Drew]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp


It's not actually true, but Snopes has some other ones which are pretty funny.

[Nakiro]

The last was the best.

[Ravenstorm]

And I see a lot of them were recycled for this list. Ah well. It got it's initial chuckle anyway.

Raven

[Nieninque]

I love things like that. They make me laugh so much.

There was a football manager in England who used to say funny stuff and wind up interviewers after the matches and stuff. He was Scottish you see :D

Like this lot:

Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney : "It's an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson!"


Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the
England squad?
Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish ! :lol:

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off !!!]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry
one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger hair, and a big nose !

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out
there................

Reporter: So, Gordon, any plans for Europe this year ?
Strachan: Aye, me and the wife quite fancy Spain in August.

Gotta love him :heart:

[DeV]

Funny stuff. Blunders are the best.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Ravenstorm
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Raven

Bwahahahah!

Horse and dog shows are great in that you can go after having one drink and REALLY be amused.

Dog expert says," So and so's bitch had a litter just the other day. One was the wrong color and they had to put it down."

A slightly toasty me says," Yeah, that happen to my friend, but she kept it anyways."

-- insert hauty breed experts expressing they're disdain and me laughing my ass off because I was talking about a HUMAN child. --

:D

~Robin....whos bored at work, obviously