Worst day of my pathetic life

Well, actually, maybe not the worst.

But today...

I looked in the mirror... And I have been further punished to my already scrappy looks.

-For when I peered through that mirror, today, I noticed something wretched growing on my prized mustache... white fucking hair.

I am totally bummed about this because the mustache is sort of a genetic heirloom in my family (women excluded,) and I have 2 disgusting withering white hairs right where the good dark hair should be.

This was rough. Thank you for your time.

[Snapp]

Time to start buying the "Just for Men." That or a pair of tweezers.

I can't believe this is happening.

[GSLeloo]

Just pull it out.. I mean you should have enough to cover it up.

[Dhuul]

keep hope alive Stanley Burrell, keep hope alive

how old are you anyway?

[Snapp]

Also, if it makes you feel any better, one of my best friends is seriously graying bad and she just turned 20. She has to dye it it's so bad. Gotta love genetics.

Originally posted by Dhuul
keep hope alive Stanley Burrell, keep hope alive

how old are you anyway?

I'm just a baby of 20 years young. This is ridiculous. I have no tweezers, I have no idea what just for men is, argh.

[Fallen]

Hair dye.

[Latrinsorm]

Just keep repeating the word "distinguished" to yourself (or random passerby, either is good). :thumbsup:

[Dhuul]

stock up on the shoe polish!!

[DeV]

I'll pray for you Stanley.

[Bobmuhthol]

Unfortunately, I know how you feel. I have some condition that causes my hair to fall out when I'm stressed.. I found that out when I got my hair cut and there was a fucking bald spot.

:spaz:

[Parkbandit]

There's nothing wrong with Gray hair!!!!!!

I spent 11 hours shooting with nothing on but my Desert combat uniform. I swear to god my balls were getting frost bite from the freezing rain. It's now 8 o clock and I feel like its 4 o clock and I've been drinking fo rthe last 4 days.

[Back]

I felt like you, Stan, when I noticed the first sign of a permanent wrinkle on my forehead. But grey hairs? Pfft. Latrin was right. They make you look distinguished and mature.

[Brattt8525]

Don't pull them out....20 come to the funeral!

[Ravenstorm]

Gray hair is very dinstinguished. On men. Women just look old. Yes, I know that's not fair. I'm just glad to be on the winning team :)

Raven

[Meos]

Finally an excuse to be senile.

[Chadj]

I actually have a grey hair...

And all my uncles were bald before 38.. hell, 4 of them were bald by 25. I am so fucked :(

[Shari]

....Stanley is only 20? Fuck am I one of the oldest people on here!?!? I mean, aside from Gramps of course. (PB)

Oh, pluck those sonsabitches. Eeeevery now and then I'll notice a gray hair, that thing gets ripped asap.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
Don't pull them out....20 come to the funeral!

If this were true baldness would be rare.

I noticed the gray when I cut my hair short the summer before my Sr year in HS. So 17 years of age I had a few really thick grays from root to end. Since that hair took me a year and a half to grow I'm assuming I started going gray at the age of 15.

It freaked me out to. I a bit older now and refuse to use hair dye. With shorter hair the salt and pepper look does give you a more distinguished look, if you have enough salt. Unfortunately for me I just have random strays.

This is where you get a girl that freaks over zits and shit like that. She'll pick through your mop and pull the suckers out one by one ... and get those pimples on your back.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Ravenstorm
Gray hair is very dinstinguished. On men. Women just look old. Yes, I know that's not fair. I'm just glad to be on the winning team :)

Raven

You so want me.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Jesae
....Stanley is only 20? Fuck am I one of the oldest people on here!?!? I mean, aside from Gramps of course. (PB)

Oh, pluck those sonsabitches. Eeeevery now and then I'll notice a gray hair, that thing gets ripped asap.

First of all.. BITCH! I'm not old!

Second of all, plucking gray hairs does NOT work. If I went with that approach, I would be bald right now.

[Tsa`ah]

In your case it would have to be plucking out the dark hairs.

[Miss X]

Gray hair on men is hot. I noticed my first wrinkle (I'm 22) the other day so I now ply my face with BeneFit Dr Feelgood to make sure I keep the young fresh skin look!

[Edited on 15-9-04 by Miss X]

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
Don't pull them out....20 come to the funeral!

Not to mention it hurts like a sumofabitch.

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Jesae
....Stanley is only 20? Fuck am I one of the oldest people on here!?!? I mean, aside from Gramps of course. (PB)

Oh, pluck those sonsabitches. Eeeevery now and then I'll notice a gray hair, that thing gets ripped asap.


HAHAHAHAHA....you ain't even CLOSE to being old. SHADDUP!! :P

And as I said in previous post...PLUCKING HURTS!!!

Edited to add: If Stanley plucks em, he may have to start his own "Etai" thread.

[Edited on 9-15-2004 by KymberlynX]

[Shari]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Jesae
....Stanley is only 20? Fuck am I one of the oldest people on here!?!? I mean, aside from Gramps of course. (PB)

Oh, pluck those sonsabitches. Eeeevery now and then I'll notice a gray hair, that thing gets ripped asap.

First of all.. BITCH! I'm not old!

Second of all, plucking gray hairs does NOT work. If I went with that approach, I would be bald right now.

Hehehehe....

[Betheny]

My guy found a gray hair on my head. I'm 23. :( :( :(

I pulled it and it hasn't been heard from since, but still.

[Drinin]

I've had gray hair on my head since I was like 18, I'll be 22 next friday. It sucks, but that's what hair dye is for. Every guy on my mother and father's side has gone gray early. I just dye it black once a month, that takes care of the bastards.

[Souzy]

You're lucky. My ex's cousin started getting white hair at 12, I shit you not. Genetic I guess, she's the only one with that problem. Hope this makes you feel better Stan Stan.

Things to do...

1. Buy dye.

2. Mustache applicator "thing."

[Praefection]

I'm a bit late adding in but be thankful it's only grey hair. Coloring is so much easier and cheaper than trying to replace hair. Bald on a man is not sexy, ever. So says the woman who got pissed and shaved her head last week. Oh, and blondes are lucky. They'll most likely go white before grey.

[Myshel]

I have a friend who went completely bald by 26, runs in his family. My father didn't get gray hair until he was 65 and my Mom was wrinkle free at 57, so its looking good for me. :moon2: