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NinjasLeadTheWay
02-06-2014, 12:12 PM
In his podcast, rapper-actor Ice-T talks about recording an audiobook for Audible. The recording was hard -- because the story was what he describes as "a [expletive] Dungeons & Dragons book."

"When you read these books, you make up the pronunciation in your head," he says. "But to actually verbally say this words? Son. Son."

"It took me 3½ hours to read 25 pages."

This is how he tells it on his freewheeling, full-of-adult-language podcast: "Dungeons & Dragons is some of the most crazy, deep, deep, deep nerd [stuff] ever invented. Every word you're saying is pretty much made up. [Characters] talk like Yoda: Outside I go, into the sun thereof, in, out....how do you read this [stuff]?"

"I'm trying to read it. I'm not going to say I'm some literary expert that can read some heavy [stuff]," he said. But he warned, "This [stuff] is impossible to read, son."

What he had to read, Ice-T says, was a 40-page short story. He thought he could record in four hours -- instead, it took two days.

"I needed breaks. I needed water," he says, sounding tired just recounting the experience.

Sadly, the title of exactly what he recorded isn't included in the podcast, and it doesn't appear to yet be available. But judging by Twitter, it will find listeners. Enthusiastic responses included @PaulTheBookGuys tweeting, "I would read that!" and, from young adult author Maureen Johnson, "WHY ISN'T THIS THE ONLY THING ON THE NEWS?"


http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-ice-t-dungeons-dragons-audiobook-20140205,0,3370890.story#ixzz2sYyjjeOq

Tgo01
02-06-2014, 12:15 PM
Outside I go, into the sun thereof, in, out

Man, poor guy. I wouldn't even begin to know how to pronounce these made up words. Seriously, who the fuck just invents a work like "sun" and "out"?

Johnny Five
02-06-2014, 01:22 PM
Try pronouncing half the names of Eve Onlines systems. Bunch of slurring drunk Icelanders made them up.

Tgo01
02-06-2014, 01:28 PM
Try pronouncing half the names of Eve Onlines systems. Bunch of slurring drunk Icelanders made them up.

Surely thee are jesting me. Jolly merry good show old chum.

StrayRogue
02-06-2014, 03:58 PM
Fucking love these Podcasts. Big fan of Ice, and Body Count.

Johnny Five
02-06-2014, 05:15 PM
Surely thee are jesting me. Jolly merry good show old chum.

Not at all. Being wasted and slurring is the only way to possibly pronounce them.

subzero
02-06-2014, 08:58 PM
In his podcast, rapper-actor Ice-T talks about recording an audiobook for Audible. The recording was hard -- because the story was what he describes as "a [expletive] Dungeons & Dragons book."

"When you read these books, you make up the pronunciation in your head," he says. "But to actually verbally say this words? Son. Son."

"It took me 3½ hours to read 25 pages."

This is how he tells it on his freewheeling, full-of-adult-language podcast: "Dungeons & Dragons is some of the most crazy, deep, deep, deep nerd [stuff] ever invented. Every word you're saying is pretty much made up. [Characters] talk like Yoda: Outside I go, into the sun thereof, in, out....how do you read this [stuff]?"

"I'm trying to read it. I'm not going to say I'm some literary expert that can read some heavy [stuff]," he said. But he warned, "This [stuff] is impossible to read, son."

What he had to read, Ice-T says, was a 40-page short story. He thought he could record in four hours -- instead, it took two days.

"I needed breaks. I needed water," he says, sounding tired just recounting the experience.

Sadly, the title of exactly what he recorded isn't included in the podcast, and it doesn't appear to yet be available. But judging by Twitter, it will find listeners. Enthusiastic responses included @PaulTheBookGuys tweeting, "I would read that!" and, from young adult author Maureen Johnson, "WHY ISN'T THIS THE ONLY THING ON THE NEWS?"


http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-ice-t-dungeons-dragons-audiobook-20140205,0,3370890.story#ixzz2sYyjjeOq

I don't think anyone has ever accused a street pimp of being very intelligent. Still funny, though.