Grim Reaper
01-08-2014, 10:43 PM
Auctioning off the following as a set to someone whom will put this junk to use.
The minimum is 55k. The buyout is 500k. Current bid is 275k to MrMortimur. SOLD!
a brown paper bag with holes cut out for the eyes and nose - Weighs under a pound and is head worn.
a torn paper bag with mold growing on it - Weighs under a pound and is head worn.
a rat-footed black clay pot - Weighs about 2lbs, is head worn and holds a very small amount for a couple of items.
a string of small rusty keys - Weighs under a pound and is neck worn.
a shapeless woven sack with holes cut out for the arms and head - Weighs under a pound and is chest worn.
a dark silver-buttoned vest with fraying armholes - Weighs 4lbs, holds a very small amount for a couple of small items and is pin worn.
a dented silver ring with an empty four-pronged setting - Weighs under a pound and is finger worn.
a long wooden staff encased in segmented iron pipes - weighs 5lbs, is 4x and inspects as a twohander. I assume a quarterstaff but I'm not sure as I only ever used it as a prop.
a lumpy old backpack coming apart at the seams - Weighs 9lbs, back worn and holds a very large amount for any amount of items.
a thin cotton rope with clearly defined measuring notches - Weighs less then a pound and worn as a belt.
an oil-splattered toolkit inset with interlocking gears - Weighs less then a pound, and is a fresh locksmith disarming toolkit. Holds a small amount for any number of items of small size.
a faded leather lockpick kit - Weighs under a pound, belt worn and holds a small amount for any number of items of small size.
Open - You unroll your lockpick kit, revealing the items held inside.
Close - You roll up your lockpick kit, safely storing the items held inside.
a multi-pocketed gear-riddled satchel clasped with several sprockets - Weighs 4lbs, shoulder worn and holds a medium-size amount for any number of items.
Contains the following: a rusty tin cup with a bent spoon handle, a jar of rancid green scum, a rolton hoof mug with a twisted bone handle, a bright red apple riddled with wormholes, a piece of moldy cheese, a burnt biscuit, a mildewed peach, a bright red apple riddled with wormholes and a piece of moldy cheese. A lint collection of the following: some stringy turquoise lint, some furry orange lint and some fluffy grey lint. As well as three bleached bone key blanks which I assume is for making lockpicks.
You lick your mildewed peach.
The spreading dark spots ooze with pulpy matter.
You lick your moldy cheese.
It has a distinctly rancid taste.
You lick your rancid green scum. You cannot completely ignore the way it coats your tongue.
rub my turquoise lint
A bit of lint falls to the ground.
poke my turquoise lint
You poke at your turquoise lint, gently rearranging the fibers.
A bit of lint falls to the ground.
The minimum is 55k. The buyout is 500k. Current bid is 275k to MrMortimur. SOLD!
a brown paper bag with holes cut out for the eyes and nose - Weighs under a pound and is head worn.
a torn paper bag with mold growing on it - Weighs under a pound and is head worn.
a rat-footed black clay pot - Weighs about 2lbs, is head worn and holds a very small amount for a couple of items.
a string of small rusty keys - Weighs under a pound and is neck worn.
a shapeless woven sack with holes cut out for the arms and head - Weighs under a pound and is chest worn.
a dark silver-buttoned vest with fraying armholes - Weighs 4lbs, holds a very small amount for a couple of small items and is pin worn.
a dented silver ring with an empty four-pronged setting - Weighs under a pound and is finger worn.
a long wooden staff encased in segmented iron pipes - weighs 5lbs, is 4x and inspects as a twohander. I assume a quarterstaff but I'm not sure as I only ever used it as a prop.
a lumpy old backpack coming apart at the seams - Weighs 9lbs, back worn and holds a very large amount for any amount of items.
a thin cotton rope with clearly defined measuring notches - Weighs less then a pound and worn as a belt.
an oil-splattered toolkit inset with interlocking gears - Weighs less then a pound, and is a fresh locksmith disarming toolkit. Holds a small amount for any number of items of small size.
a faded leather lockpick kit - Weighs under a pound, belt worn and holds a small amount for any number of items of small size.
Open - You unroll your lockpick kit, revealing the items held inside.
Close - You roll up your lockpick kit, safely storing the items held inside.
a multi-pocketed gear-riddled satchel clasped with several sprockets - Weighs 4lbs, shoulder worn and holds a medium-size amount for any number of items.
Contains the following: a rusty tin cup with a bent spoon handle, a jar of rancid green scum, a rolton hoof mug with a twisted bone handle, a bright red apple riddled with wormholes, a piece of moldy cheese, a burnt biscuit, a mildewed peach, a bright red apple riddled with wormholes and a piece of moldy cheese. A lint collection of the following: some stringy turquoise lint, some furry orange lint and some fluffy grey lint. As well as three bleached bone key blanks which I assume is for making lockpicks.
You lick your mildewed peach.
The spreading dark spots ooze with pulpy matter.
You lick your moldy cheese.
It has a distinctly rancid taste.
You lick your rancid green scum. You cannot completely ignore the way it coats your tongue.
rub my turquoise lint
A bit of lint falls to the ground.
poke my turquoise lint
You poke at your turquoise lint, gently rearranging the fibers.
A bit of lint falls to the ground.