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Grim Reaper
01-08-2014, 10:43 PM
Auctioning off the following as a set to someone whom will put this junk to use.

The minimum is 55k. The buyout is 500k. Current bid is 275k to MrMortimur. SOLD!

a brown paper bag with holes cut out for the eyes and nose - Weighs under a pound and is head worn.

a torn paper bag with mold growing on it - Weighs under a pound and is head worn.

a rat-footed black clay pot - Weighs about 2lbs, is head worn and holds a very small amount for a couple of items.

a string of small rusty keys - Weighs under a pound and is neck worn.

a shapeless woven sack with holes cut out for the arms and head - Weighs under a pound and is chest worn.

a dark silver-buttoned vest with fraying armholes - Weighs 4lbs, holds a very small amount for a couple of small items and is pin worn.

a dented silver ring with an empty four-pronged setting - Weighs under a pound and is finger worn.

a long wooden staff encased in segmented iron pipes - weighs 5lbs, is 4x and inspects as a twohander. I assume a quarterstaff but I'm not sure as I only ever used it as a prop.

a lumpy old backpack coming apart at the seams - Weighs 9lbs, back worn and holds a very large amount for any amount of items.

a thin cotton rope with clearly defined measuring notches - Weighs less then a pound and worn as a belt.

an oil-splattered toolkit inset with interlocking gears - Weighs less then a pound, and is a fresh locksmith disarming toolkit. Holds a small amount for any number of items of small size.

a faded leather lockpick kit - Weighs under a pound, belt worn and holds a small amount for any number of items of small size.
Open - You unroll your lockpick kit, revealing the items held inside.
Close - You roll up your lockpick kit, safely storing the items held inside.

a multi-pocketed gear-riddled satchel clasped with several sprockets - Weighs 4lbs, shoulder worn and holds a medium-size amount for any number of items.

Contains the following: a rusty tin cup with a bent spoon handle, a jar of rancid green scum, a rolton hoof mug with a twisted bone handle, a bright red apple riddled with wormholes, a piece of moldy cheese, a burnt biscuit, a mildewed peach, a bright red apple riddled with wormholes and a piece of moldy cheese. A lint collection of the following: some stringy turquoise lint, some furry orange lint and some fluffy grey lint. As well as three bleached bone key blanks which I assume is for making lockpicks.

You lick your mildewed peach.
The spreading dark spots ooze with pulpy matter.

You lick your moldy cheese.
It has a distinctly rancid taste.

You lick your rancid green scum. You cannot completely ignore the way it coats your tongue.

rub my turquoise lint
A bit of lint falls to the ground.

poke my turquoise lint
You poke at your turquoise lint, gently rearranging the fibers.

A bit of lint falls to the ground.

blanks
01-08-2014, 10:45 PM
Mb on both of the lockpick and tool kit.

Grim Reaper
01-08-2014, 10:53 PM
Mb on both of the lockpick and tool kit.

It's all one package. Everything you see is included. I'll put you down for the opening bid for the whole package.

radeek
01-08-2014, 11:28 PM
You know what's really funny Blanks? This is one auction I will not outbid you on

zennsunni
01-08-2014, 11:34 PM
You could also market this as the "Rozy Seduction Costume".

blanks
01-09-2014, 12:01 AM
You know what's really funny Blanks? This is one auction I will not outbid you on

You don't outbid me in EVERY auction!

... Stop following me, damnit!

Tei
01-09-2014, 02:42 AM
75k

Grim Reaper
01-09-2014, 05:45 PM
Updated the post to reflect the current high bid going once.

Grim Reaper
01-10-2014, 07:43 PM
Updated the post to reflect the current high bid going twice. This collection will be sold tomorrow night pending no further interest.

MrMortimur
01-11-2014, 05:20 PM
I'll go 125k on this lot.

Grim Reaper
01-11-2014, 08:45 PM
I've updated the opening post to include the new bid and added a buyout option should anyone be interested.

Tei
01-11-2014, 10:37 PM
200k

MrMortimur
01-12-2014, 12:29 AM
275k

Grim Reaper
01-12-2014, 02:11 PM
I've updated the opening post to include the new bid, as well as edited the opening post to reflect a minor detail I forgot to mention. The rat-footed black clay pot is head worn in addition to having the pocket space. What blundering gnome wouldn't want to wear a pot on their head anyways?

Ruabadra
01-12-2014, 02:37 PM
What blundering gnome wouldn't want to wear a pot on their head anyways?

A forest gnome

Grim Reaper
01-12-2014, 09:40 PM
Updated the opening post to reflect the current high bid going once.

Grim Reaper
01-13-2014, 06:47 PM
Updated the opening post to reflect the current high bid going twice. This collection will be sold tomorrow night pending no further interest.

Grim Reaper
01-14-2014, 05:54 PM
This collection is now sold. A PM will go out shortly to coordinate a fast transaction. Thanks to all bidders.