FGB, wrist Guard, +12 Dex Warhelm, 5x HCW Longbow, Tons of enhancives

[HotFlipXpRT]

Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 6mil 2low4Zero! *ONCE*

2. You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.
Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
Longbow 5x
heavily sighted
weighs less than 3lbs
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *TWICE*

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil.

**BRIGANDINE**
Weighs: 13 lbs
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 6m mil Dabs! *TWICE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:3m to RaceCondition *TWICE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:3m mil to RaceCondition *TWICE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

[Jarvan]

Just an FYI.. you have 2 different MB's listed for the bow.

[Buckwheet]

I am the person who sang to and assess his items. Everything here seems to match what I found.

Good luck with the sale.

[DaCapn]

The FGB weighs 3lbs?

[Allereli]

10. copper alloy pendant, blank imbed MB 500k

wtf?


Just an FYI.. you have 2 different MB's listed for the bow.

I have a feeling the 30 mil is for the helm. Are these prices a joke or an attempt to justify your MB in the previous packaged deal thread?

[Buckwheet]

The FGB weighs 3lbs?

13 pounds.




I have a feeling the 30 mil is for the helm. Are these prices a joke or an attempt to justify your MB in the previous packaged deal thread?

I told him to start the bow at like 20-25m. So I think they are just a mistake.

[GTG]

Not trying to knock you, but you seem to over estimate the value of stalking and hiding enhancives as well...

[Allereli]

I told him to start the bow at like 20-25m. So I think they are just a mistake.

I should have separated the sentences. The bow seems fair at 25 mil, but 1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 seem completely absurd.

[Whirlin]

Sale back in November for a 6x Heavily sighted bow only sold for 16m.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?86498-An-Elven-Infantry-Longbow-6x-Heavily-Sighted&highlight=sephwir

[Buckwheet]

I dunno he can sell stuff for whatever he wants. If people want to buy things from him send him a message? I don't know why its okay to crap in or discourage someone to offer/buy in one sales thread but not in another. Anyways, haters gonna hate I guess.

At least someone didn't buy his leather thinking it was 5x VHCP and end up with FGB. I am sure he will get the message when I told him 8-10m asking on the FGB and he put it up for 15m and nobody buys it.

[Allereli]

I dunno he can sell stuff for whatever he wants. If people want to buy things from him send him a message? I don't know why its okay to crap in or discourage someone to offer/buy in one sales thread but not in another. Anyways, haters gonna hate I guess.

The guy has no real sales history, his name looks like he sends spam email. I always think it's okay to discuss something that seems way off.

[SashaFierce]

At one point this bow sold for 36 million.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?73922-A-sylvan-styled-sephwir-long-bow-with-nice-show

[Buckwheet]

The guy has no real sales history, his name looks like he sends spam email. I always think it's okay to discuss something that seems way off.

So a trusted member(me) taking all his items and verifying them for the community doesn't make it seem less off? Isn't that what we as a community would want?

I might been mistaken but I thought using trusted members to sing/assess items for people is what people(read potential buyers) ask for when someone doesn't have a good sales history or they ask for "references".

Edit: Don't get me wrong, I think the formatting and information in his second attempt at selling could be much improved. That being said I really don't want to waste a bunch of time verifying items for newer sellers if the community at large sees no value in that.

[Allereli]

So a trusted member(me) taking all his items and verifying them for the community doesn't make it seem less off? Isn't that what we as a community would want?

I might been mistaken but I thought using trusted members to sing/assess items for people is what people(read potential buyers) ask for when someone doesn't have a good sales history or they ask for "references".

While what you did was definitely a step in the right direction, you found that what he "thought" was 5x VHCP armor was really FGB. He was trying to pass them off as 5x VHCP for some time before you stepped in to get things verified. And putting a plain blank imbed up for 500k is baffling bordering on insanity. So yes, I will point out that things still seem way off with this guy.

[Archigeek]

I appreciate Buck's effort here. I don't think anyone is complaining about the accuracy quite so much as the pricing at this point. And you had nothing to do with that I assume Buck. So the guy is a little off on his pricing. Not the first time someone returning hadn't kept up with the times. He'll catch on eventually, or go away. At least this way he's better off than being way low and flat pricing everything.

[BriarFox]

I appreciate Buck's effort here. I don't think anyone is complaining about the accuracy quite so much as the pricing at this point. And you had nothing to do with that I assume Buck. So the guy is a little off on his pricing. Not the first time someone returning hadn't kept up with the times. He'll catch on eventually, or go away. At least this way he's better off than being way low and flat pricing everything.

^ Kudos to Buckwheet. Pricing is still wonky.

[SHAFT]

^ Kudos to Buckwheet. Pricing is still wonky.

Peace and love! Peace and LOVE!

[blanks]

Ahem. With everything aside...

[Sav]

who gives a shit if his pricing is bad... first of all I doubt the majority of you commenting on it are even interested in buying the items and second its his items let him sell what he wants, if its too high for you don't buy it. Its one thing to complain about misinformation and sloppy unreadable posts but its entirely another thing to trash em for what he's asking. Obviously nobody is buying a blank imbed for 500k, so why let someone asking for it get your panties in a wad? Y'all are like damned coyotes. Kudos x 2 to Buckwheet for trying to educate the guy and represent our community in a positive light.

edit: and if you are interested in his stuff and find his pricing too high, try shooting him an offer with what you find reasonable. If he declines after that then tough shit for the both of you.

[Allereli]

why didn't you get your panties in a bunch in the other thread against the posters who were telling him his prices were too high when he was asking for cash?


I glanced at the original post and got about 5 lines into it and skipped the rest... sloppy post from a guy nobody has ever heard of asking for super high prices.. even if I was in the market for what you've got listed I wouldn't have bid or made an offer based on that alone

oh, because you were doing the same thing

[Buckwheet]

While what you did was definitely a step in the right direction, you found that what he "thought" was 5x VHCP armor was really FGB. He was trying to pass them off as 5x VHCP for some time before you stepped in to get things verified. And putting a plain blank imbed up for 500k is baffling bordering on insanity. So yes, I will point out that things still seem way off with this guy.

I give people the benefit of the doubt. Do I believe he was trying to pass the items off? No. Do I think he was mis-remembering or possibly mis-informed about his items? Yes. I think most people here would have seen the second he handed over the "leather" that it showed brigandine in your hand even though the description doesn't match that. This means the item is somewhat old because I have nod had an error like that in quite some time. I could be wrong. It isn't like this is the first time someone was sold or claimed to have known what their item was and made a mistake. Its one of the reasons why I tried to help in get the full stats of items. Several people in the other thread were telling him "Go find out what your items are and come back." and he found out and is back, here is his second chance.


I appreciate Buck's effort here. I don't think anyone is complaining about the accuracy quite so much as the pricing at this point. And you had nothing to do with that I assume Buck. So the guy is a little off on his pricing. Not the first time someone returning hadn't kept up with the times. He'll catch on eventually, or go away. At least this way he's better off than being way low and flat pricing everything.

I made recommendations about pricing. I did not recommend the prices listed here with exception to the longbow price. I believe I said to start that at 20m with a 25m BO. There is nothing wrong with that range in my mind because people can make offers and typically after a major event some newer people get money and want to spend it. I don't see a 5x sephwir for sale right at this moment and people can always haggle. I agree with you that at this point, without giving him a full "here is how to merchant" lesson he is on his own. I assume anyone who tries to sell something and gets no bites will first try lowering their price.


^ Kudos to Buckwheet. Pricing is still wonky.

I agree, but I fully support other people in their quest to haggle and the right to price a 4x weapon and 10 billion silvers if you want. Maybe that 4x weapon has the secret of how to make 1 billion silvers inscribed on it.


why didn't you get your panties in a bunch in the other thread against the posters who were telling him his prices were too high when he was asking for cash?



oh, because you were doing the same thing

I think the conversation was slightly more constructive there only from the standpoint that people were saying, your format sucks, sell items apart you will make more money, and get someone to verify all these items. I stress, slightly.

In the end that criticism got him to me, and I was able to give him more information about his items.

Anyways, I am going to let the sales thread go on its way now, and I am at fault of derailing it as much as anyone else by now.

[HotFlipXpRT]

Okay , lets make this simple. MB on each item is 1 silver. Ready go. boom.

[SHAFT]

oh snap!

[rolfard]

35k on everything!

[Cereal Killer]

10 million on 2. Longbow.
2 million each on 4 and 5. wrist guards.

[blanks]

Okay , lets make this simple. MB on each item is 1 silver. Ready go. boom.

11mil Longbow, 2.5m on each wrist guard.

[Anebriated]

5m on 3

[Whirlin]

1m on 1

[Cereal Killer]

15 million longbow

[HotFlipXpRT]

Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 1m Whirlin! *ONCE*

2. Longbow 5x heavily sighted weighs less than 3lbs MB 30 MIL
>tap bow--You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *ONCE*

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil +17 Brigandine and heavily padded against critical blows weighs 13 lbs MB 10m
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 5mil Anebriated! *ONCE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:2.5 mil to Blanks *ONCE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:2.5 mil to Blanks *ONCE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

[HotFlipXpRT]

Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 1m Whirlin! *ONCE*

2. A sylvan-styled sephwir long bow.
.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.

Weight: Less than 3 lbs
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *ONCE*

The bow is named griffen slayer. It matches the helm.

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil.
Weight: 13 lbs
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 5mil Anebriated! *ONCE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:2.5 mil to Blanks *ONCE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:2.5 mil to Blanks *ONCE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

[SHAFT]

2m warhelm

[Vagabondbard]

3 million warhelm

GBB

[Dabs916]

Five million on the fgb.

[Dabs916]

Sorry didn't see the previous bid. 6m on the brig.

[RaceCondition]

3m each on 4 and 5.

[Originate]

I suggest you edit the first page with the updates instead of replying in the thread.

[SoulSeer]

4 million war helm

[Latrinsorm]

I suggest you edit the first page with the updates instead of replying in the thread.Why do you have to trash him, you damned coyote?!?!

[HotFlipXpRT]

Are you still talking? Your allegations are ridiculous. I have been out of town for awhile and I shot most of this from memory until someone offered to sing to them in which case I accepted almost immediately. So please shut your mouth, sit down, or piss off. The numbers were corrected and the last thing I need is some pencil pushin dweeb telling me my blank imbed is off 450,000 gemstone silver. really ? I want to sock you in your face. :) now go away if you don't have anything nice to say. Be helpful or be gone.

[HotFlipXpRT]

Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 4mil Soulseer! *ONCE*

2. Longbow 5x heavily sighted weighs less than 3lbs MB
>tap bow--You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *ONCE*

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil +17 Brigandine and heavily padded against critical blows weighs 13 lbs MB 10m
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 6m mil Dabs! *ONCE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:3m to RaceCondition *ONCE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:3m mil to RaceCondition *ONCE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *ONCE*

[2low4zero]

5 million on #1

[Shinoo]

5mil on #1 please
4mil on #'s 4 and 5 as well

Thanks! -Shin

[2low4zero]

dead thread!

[SHAFT]

This guy ever deliver the items?

[Cereal Killer]

I don't know about anyone else, but I still have 15 million to burn.

[blanks]

I don't know about anyone else, but I still have 15 million to burn.

I have a 5x heavily sighted fusion crossbow, 4x heavily sighted fusion longbow and a Sephwir Composite bow.

[Dabs916]

I retract my bid on the fgb I waited two weeks.

[HotFlipXpRT]

Sorry for the delay folks, I was away on business and when I got back I had an emergency to deal with. I look to close the auction over the next few days so please watch closely. Other than that happy bidding!!!

Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 5mil SHIN! *ONCE*

2. Longbow 5x heavily sighted weighs less than 3lbs MB
>tap bow--You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *TWICE*

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil +17 Brigandine and heavily padded against critical blows weighs 13 lbs MB 10m
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 6m mil Dabs! *TWICE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *ONCE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *ONCE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *TWICE*

[blanks]

I would PM everyone and check if they still want their bid.

[Latrinsorm]

Especially considering one person has already said publicly that they retracted their bid.

[SoulSeer]

Some people might no longer have the money or bought something similiar and no longer need what they were bidding on.

[waywardgs]

50k on #8

[HotFlipXpRT]

Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 5mil SHIN! *TWICE!!*

2. Longbow 5x heavily sighted weighs less than 3lbs MB
>tap bow--You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *THRICE*

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil +17 Brigandine and heavily padded against critical blows weighs 13 lbs MB 10m
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 6m mil Dabs! *THRICE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *TWICE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *TWICE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 50k to *TheGuyOnPage5* ONCE!


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

[Allereli]

wow...

[Dabs916]

did you really wait a month to update this shit?

[waywardgs]

What the fuck... "Theguyonpage5"?

What's up with you, dude? This shit isn't rocket science.

[JackWhisper]

I was going to bid but...nah, screw that. Too shady for comfort.

[Roblar]

Of a failed auction, this was truly the funniest:



8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 50k to *TheGuyOnPage5* ONCE!

Especially as its page 6 :p

[JackWhisper]

I'm going to call him that in an out of game now. ThatGuyOnPage5.

DUDE! THATGUYONPAGE5! LETS GO HUNT!

[Tgo01]

This thread is awesome.

[HotFlipXpRT]

Yes, I was in a rush and total over clicking back and re writing stuff also didn't wana go through the cut and paste process. Yes dabs I see you retracted your bid
I dont really care because when it closes ill email you and if you dont want it then it goes to the guy that already emailed me. Matters not to me. Yes I waited a month to update this.. I was on a business trip then had a family emergency. This aucton will be over soon enough geezus. Everyone smoke a blunt.


Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 5mil SHIN! *TWICE!!*

2. Longbow 5x heavily sighted weighs less than 3lbs MB
>tap bow--You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *THRICE*

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil +17 Brigandine and heavily padded against critical blows weighs 13 lbs MB 10m
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 6m mil Dabs! *THRICE*

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *TWICE*

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *TWICE*

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 50k to *Waywardgs* ONCE!


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

[Shinoo]

I am close to withdrawing my bid merely for his selective memory. My bid has been in place just as long as any other bids on there, but it gets *TWICE* while everything else is final call? And it's not for one item, but all 3 items?

[Kalishar]

And how hard is it to simply edit the original post with updated information?

Just the combination of factors about this guy and the thread would drive away a lot of people regardless of what's being sold. I'm usually in favor of letting people sell how they want but this is getting ridiculous.

[SHAFT]

I don't care if this guy had the belt of Kai up for sale with a buyout of 20m. I still wouldn't buy it.

[Vagabondbard]

I want a bunch of these items and I think most of these will resell right away for more but I just can't bring myself to bid on anything.

GBB

[blanks]

Maybe his delivery will be quicker than his sale?

[HotFlipXpRT]

You guys really need to relax. Sorry I didn't edit my original post , its easier for me to read it like this. The guy that said something about Kai's Belt.. shutup. That was so friggin dumb , just stop talking or typing or doing anything that requires you to think or involve other people. Thanks. Shinoo, My Apologies. 3 Times on yours as well. I'll clear it next round.

Vagabound put your money where your mouth is or lock it up. Visual diarrhea is just as bad as verbal. If you can't type anything nice than maybe you should take a break and go for a walk or punch something. Im trying to sell this shit so I can leave. If you can resell it all buy it all and ill give you a good deal. How much will you pay to see me go? The crazy thing I bet ive been around longer then most everyone talking. I started playing gs in 97-98 when I was 12 and now im 29.

Stop the hating , get a life. Talking shite on the internet is just as gold as winning gold in the special olympics. Who cares your friggin reeetard!

[blanks]

Ha! Now we're talking. I'll give you 30mil for everything if your deals fall through.

[SHAFT]

Will next round be next month?

[Vagabondbard]

"If you can't type anything nice than maybe you should take a break and go for a walk or punch something. Im trying to sell this shit so I can leave."

You might be a little too sensitive. Sell your stuff and get going. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. You are the one delaying this sale. 7 million on the helm just for the social experiment.


GBB

[SilkyJ]

50k bids on numbers 6, 7, and 9....75k on #8

[Shinoo]

"If you can't type anything nice than maybe you should take a break and go for a walk or punch something. Im trying to sell this shit so I can leave."

You might be a little too sensitive. Sell your stuff and get going. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. You are the one delaying this sale. 7 million on the helm just for the social experiment.


GBB

Aww cmon really GBB? lol

[Kalishar]

Just the attitude combined with everything else, you all should retract bids just to spite him. lmao

[SHAFT]

Just the attitude combined with everything else, you all should retract bids just to spite him. lmao

And for entertainment purposes.

[HotFlipXpRT]

Okay Im back. Here we go.


Items for sale:

1. You tap a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws, which is in your right hand. You take a hardened glaes warhelm forged to resemble a war griffin's head with open jaws off your head.
Ranks to Dexterity: +12
Ranks to Logic: +5
Ranks to Influence: +3
weighs less than a lb.
MB: 1 mil
CB: 7mil Vaginabond! *TWICE!!* DId I spell the right? hmm

2. Longbow 5x heavily sighted weighs less than 3lbs MB
>tap bow--You tap a sylvan-styled sephwir long bow, which is in your left hand.>examine bow--Masterfully crafted from a single piece of sephwir the bow has been stained with a tree sap mixture to protect from the weather. Intricate sephwir leaves have been carved along the edges of the bow. A griffin pelt has been wrapped around it, providing a firm grip. Spidersilk and hemp fibers have been twisted into a taught bowstring, tied off around a wooden replica of a war griffin talon on each end. Carved into the inside of the bow is its name. There appears to be something written on it.
MB: 10mil
CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *LAST CALL* This shit pisses me off , lmfao

3. some cut-away forest green armor tightly fitted and studded on the left shoulder with an ancient sigil +17 Brigandine and heavily padded against critical blows weighs 13 lbs MB 10m
DS: +17
Padding: Heavily crit padded
CB: 6m mil Dabs! *SOLD!!* Email for pickup

4. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *SOLD!!*Email for pick up

5. a thick leather wrist guard, weighs less than a lb.
Ranged Rank: +4 ranged
CB:4m mil to SHIN *SOLD!!!*Email for pickup

6. a soulstone inset ora necklace,
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +2
CB: 50k to SilkySoft *ONCE!!*

7. a spiked imflass aventail,
Ranks to Ranged: +2
Ranks to Survival: +2
CB: 50k to SILKYSOFT *ONCE!!!*

8. a star-cut white sunstone stickpin,
Pickpocket Ranks: +2
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +6
Ambush Ranks: +2
CB: 75k to *SILKYSOFT!!* ONCE!


9. a white starstone buckle
Stalking and Hiding Ranks: +4
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

10. copper alloy pendant
Blank Imbed
CB: 35k to Rolfard *THRICE*

Kalishar shut your mouth before I **ck it . :]

[Latrinsorm]

Lock? Rock? Rack? Cursed Rack? Pick? How can you pick something that's already open? Hack? Back? Jack?

[Cereal Killer]

Yeah, fuck you man. I waited patiently for a month on this bow, and you're still holding it. I wouldn't be surprised if a mystery bidder goes to 16 on the next post.

So I'll save you the trouble. I formally withdraw my bid.

[blanks]

Lol, he called you vaginabond

[Whirlin]

I'll bid on the bow.

I'll even make as much effort picking it up as you've put into the auction.

[Vagabondbard]

CB: 7mil Vaginabond! *TWICE!!* DId I spell the right? hmm


Arent you clever?! If you were as clever at this auction you might have gotten more silver off of things. "Don't go away mad just go away" I believe is the quote I am looking for.
GBB

[SilkyJ]

You spelled my name wrong and you missed my bid on #9....

[SHAFT]

This is becoming one of my all time favorite threads.

[Aluvius]

I sort of think its a social research experiment/skinner box. Person makes a name that actually declares himself a shady dealer, puts up shady deals on nice but not toooo nice of a list of items, deals in a shady manner, notes how long people will continue to chase the shady deals.

So far we're at 1 month, 2 days and 9 pages. I think its a success. :)

[Shinoo]

I'm not sure what your email is, tried looking for it in this thread and your profile, but sent you a PM for pickup.

[Kalishar]

I'll bid on the bow.

I'll even make as much effort picking it up as you've put into the auction.

LMAO

[Kalishar]

Kalishar shut your mouth before I **ck it . :]

If you're looking for the word fuck, or any variation of it, you are allowed to say it here, bitch.

[blanks]

this thread should be sticky

[Anebriated]

this thread should be sticky

the only thing its missing is a bottle of grey goose

[Tgo01]

5 star thread, folks!

[waywardgs]

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ut/UTMOAhole2_west.jpg
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ut/UTMOAhole2_west.jpg

[waywardgs]

Okay Im back. Here we go.



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[Tgo01]

CB: 15mil Cereal Killer *LAST CALL*

After this had already reached "thrice." That's fucking priceless.

It would have been better if you had said "Going three times! Going three and a half times! Going three and three quarter times! LAST CALL! Sol...naww psych! Going four times!"

[blanks]

The funny thing is that Cereal had a bid of 15mil at TWICE January 7th, and its only last call Feb. 7th

[Kalishar]

The funny thing is that Cereal had a bid of 15mil at TWICE January 7th, and its only last call Feb. 7th

No one informed the auctioneer to NEVER go full retard.

[Gompers]

Sorry guys - it's my grandpa's first auction!

http://www.fodos.net/keywords/Old_Smoking_Pipe__/Old_Smoking_Pipe___1.jpg

[Whirlin]

The irony is that I think he was reactivating specifically to liquidate quickly, and sell his account, based on his appraisal thread.

I wonder if he'll accept my bid on that item that I posted. It's a good bid.

[SoulSeer]

I'm sure he will next month Whirlin

[Shinoo]

I've messaged you for pickup, as you instructed and haven't heard back. I'm going to withdraw my bid, but it looks like I'm not the only one.

[blanks]

I've messaged you for pickup, as you instructed and haven't heard back. I'm going to withdraw my bid, but it looks like I'm not the only one.

Another one bites the dust

[Tgo01]

I've messaged you for pickup, as you instructed and haven't heard back. I'm going to withdraw my bid, but it looks like I'm not the only one.

To be fair now did you give him at least 15 days to reply first?

[Johnny Five]

In the year 2025, this auction shall still be going.

[Shinoo]

In the year 2025, this auction shall still be going.

By then someone may build a time machine, come back in time just for kicks, to bid in the early stages of this auction and alter the future forever.