Fucking Edit This You Wanker! (AKA Klaive bites the big one...twice)

[Nieninque]

[Wehnimer's, Cheridin Ave.]
On the west side of this narrow stretch of Cheridin Avenue is the wooden back of the Moot Hall, and the dour building that houses the local constabulary and its jail looms along the other side of the street. To the southeast, a stone dome rises over the compound that surrounds the Landing's largest temple. The traffic here flows quickly north and south without much pause.
Also here: Kurapira, Klaive
Obvious paths: north, south
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
A cerulean-eyed black lizard sitting on Klaive's shoulder suddenly erupts into motion, spinning in circles and slapping Klaive upside his head with its long tail! Luckily, Klaive manages to calm the creature down after a few moments without sustaining a concussion.

>open pack
take blue crystal
rub blue crystal
What were you referring to?
>You remove a blue crystal from in your deerskin backpack.
>
You rub a blue crystal.
An invisible force guides you.
The blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Jamus-UL echo in your mind:
"Someone find the rest of it, I only have two tracks"
symbol of courage
You feel more courageous.
>.fire klaive

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
get 1 arrow from my thigh-quiver
stance offensive
fire bow at klaive
You remove a single vultite-tipped arrow from a bundle of vultite-tipped arrows.
[Script]>You are now in an offensive stance.
[Script]>
You nock a vultite-tipped arrow in your sniper's bow.
You fire a vultite-tipped arrow at Klaive!
AS: +423 vs DS: +248 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +52 = +259
... and hit for 77 points of damage!
Strike through both ears, foe is quite dead!

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The light blue glow leaves Klaive.
The very powerful look leaves Klaive.
The white light leaves Klaive.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The deep blue glow leaves Klaive.
Klaive glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The air calms down around Klaive.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Klaive's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The bright luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The powerful look leaves Klaive.
The misty halo fades from Klaive.
The guiding force leaves you.

Someone screams, "Snowdrop killed Klaive...Lets have a street party! Call the town constable!"

The vultite-tipped arrow sticks in Klaive's head!
Roundtime: 4 sec.
[Script]>
* Klaive just bit the dust!
[Script]>stance def

[Script finished!]
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Kurapira stares off into space.
>

Klaive's body decays into compost.

>
.fire kura

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
get 1 arrow from my thigh-quiver
stance offensive
fire bow at kura
You remove a single vultite-tipped arrow from a bundle of vultite-tipped arrows.
[Script]>You are now in an offensive stance.
[Script]>
You nock a vultite-tipped arrow in your sniper's bow.
You fire a vultite-tipped arrow at Kurapira!
AS: +348 vs DS: +151 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +55 = +284
... and hit for 85 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!

* Kurapira drops dead at your feet!

A shadow seems to detach itself from Kurapira's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The air calms down around Kurapira.
The light blue glow leaves Kurapira.
The bright luminescence fades from around Kurapira.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Kurapira.
The deep blue glow leaves Kurapira.
The powerful look leaves Kurapira.
Kurapira glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Kurapira.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Woohoo!...Two for the price of one!"

The vultite-tipped arrow sticks in Kurapira's left eye!
Roundtime: 4 sec.
[Script]>
Klaive just arrived.
[Script]>
* Kurapira just bit the dust!
[Script]>
Klaive just went north.
[Script]>
Klaive just arrived.
[Script]>
Klaive traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
[Script]>stance def

[Script finished!]
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
.fire klaive

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
Klaive gestures.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You are forced from hiding!
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
[Script]>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Tayre echo in your mind:
"ROFL"
[Script]>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Aone echo in your mind:
"Hahaha"
[Script]>get 1 arrow from my thigh-quiver
stance offensive
fire bow at klaive
You remove a single vultite-tipped arrow from a bundle of vultite-tipped arrows.
[Script]>You are now in an offensive stance.
[Script]>
You nock a vultite-tipped arrow in your sniper's bow.
You fire a vultite-tipped arrow at Klaive!
AS: +298 vs DS: +87 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +78 = +321
... and hit for 100 points of damage!
Strike through eye, Klaive is lobotomized!

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!


A small human child cries out, "Yay! Snowy for President!". His mother then sends him off for the town constable to get the nomination forms.

The vultite-tipped arrow sticks in Klaive's left eye!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
[Script]>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
[Script]>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Jesae echo in your mind:
"rofl"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Cayge echo in your mind:
"ROFLMAO"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Tayre echo in your mind:
"Someone killed Klaive and Kurapira"
* Klaive just bit the dust!
[Script]>stance def

[Script finished!]
You are now in a defensive stance.
>hide

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Aone echo in your mind:
"rofl"
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Kaelowyn.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Cayge echo in your mind:
"hell yes"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Trelawna echo in your mind:
"that is funny"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Chivalrous echo in your mind:
"Twice in a row"
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>

Klaive's body decays into compost.

Edited to make the townspeople more real



[Edited on 11-9-04 by Nieninque]

[Parkbandit]

What was the in character reason? If Darrien edited your posts.. what did that have to do with Klaive?

[Snapp]

:lol: I don't know if it was justified or not, but it sure was funny. Love the changes to the cries of "Murder!"

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Snowdrop for PC poster of the day!

[Nieninque]

Editing the posts had nothing to do with it

Klaive slapped Snowdrop a long time ago in Vaalor and that ended up in a confrontation.

Klaive died a couple of times and Kurapira once, though they have been bragging differently.

recently Klaive quaked the north market in Sol and Snowy non-fatally spiked him. There was a confrontation which I fucked up and Snowy ended up dying, so it was a follow on from that.

[Drew2]

:heart: Snowdrop :heart:

[Shari]

Yeah, I already said this on psinet, but

ROFL, that was great.

[HarmNone]

Hee! Too funny! I gather you posted that on the SR, only to have it edited/deleted?

Klaive, dear....NEWSFLASH:

:fyi:

Removing proof of the truth does not make the truth less than the truth. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

[The Eternal Klaive]

She never posted that on the SR. Kthx. :bye:

[Nieninque]

Coz you banned me for being nice...retard

[Benifen]

funny how u have a script just made for him,lol

[Jonty]

Huh...? Looks like a general firing script to me.... Klaive is a just variable she used for the target.

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by Jonty]

[SpunGirl]

Hahahahahaz.

Edited to add that Klaive IMd me today to wish me a "Happy Terrorist's Day." Sick fucker.

-K

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Jonty
Huh...? Looks like a general firing script to me.... Klaive is a just variable she used for the target.

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by Jonty]
Indeed

[Artha]

funny how u have a script just made for him,lol

funny how u can't recognize basic scripts, lol.

[Nieninque]

Hey thats a highly complex and uber script!
Nothing basic about it

[Benifen]

Originally posted by Artha
funny how u can't recognize basic scripts, lol.

funny how i don't use scripts to hunt...

hope your testicles fall off you gigantic jackass :moon2:

[Artha]

I hope your IQ gets larger so that you can look back and see what a retard you are.

[Tirayana]

Funny. I saw him die once, then Kurapira, then Klaive again. I was just sitting at the statue in Teras chuckling to myself. :)

Way to go.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<funny how i don't use scripts to hunt...>>

That has nothing to do with knowing the concept of a variable.

[Nieninque]

GET BACK ON TOPIC!

[Betheny]

Klaive and what's his nuts from Solhaven earlier (callinar? was that it?) are in the same league. :drool:

PS the more I see of Snowdrop the more I like her. :-\ I was all set to hate you. damn it.

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by Maimara]

[Nieninque]

<3 Maimara and Raveyna

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by The Eternal Klaive
She never posted that on the SR. Kthx. :bye:

Oh, damn! Too bad. I'm sure your readership would have loved it! Ours seems to be enjoying it thoroughly! :rofl:

HarmNone certainly is

[Betheny]

The only thing that bothers me about this is that I'm not an archer. :( :( :( :( :(

[Nieninque]

I can teach ya

[Jolena]

Klaive IM'd me today to wish me and my family a "happy Terrorist's Day" as well. When I responded with "Nothing happy about it except that we survived" he said "We are celebrating America getting served." :wtf:

[Axhinde]

That is because he is pathetic.

[Cayge]

You definitely handled the business well there. Dont know ya, but good job anyway.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Axhinde
That is because he is pathetic.

And an idiot...don't forget that part! :D

HarmNone, adding an important part

[Chelle]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Hahahahahaz.

Edited to add that Klaive IMd me today to wish me a "Happy Terrorist's Day." Sick fucker.

-K

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by SpunGirl]

That is just cold, heartless, and makes my stomach turn.

[Bobmuhthol]

Stop being such a pussy.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Jolena
Klaive IM'd me today to wish me and my family a "happy Terrorist's Day" as well. When I responded with "Nothing happy about it except that we survived" he said "We are celebrating America getting served." :wtf:

That's sick.

[Bobmuhthol]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Stop being such a pussy.

[HarmNone]

Read you the first time, Bob. The comment wasn't that impressive. :rolleyes:

HarmNone, unimpressed

[Auriia]

lemme see if I can remember the topic. Oh yeah, killing Klaive an Kurapira. Nice editing....I thought was real at first LOL
Anyways..... Snowdrop, are you Coffie's sister?

Oh an my bad...... I clicked Klaive's link and went to his forums and can you say deserted wow.

Auriia..... who wonders where Coffie has been.

[SpunGirl]

Heh, Jolena, just don't respond. Tis better to block than respond in cases ilike that.

-K

[Jolena]

Actually my response to him was "Well then perhaps you should move out of America. :) " He said nothing else and that was the end of it.

[SpunGirl]

I think he should move entirely out of human existence, if you get my drift. But nice response nontheless:)

-K

[Back]

http://www.zendada.com/images/banklaive.gif

[Edited on 9-12-2004 by Backlash]

[Jack]

:yeahthat:

[HarmNone]

Why? As I said once before, he's always good for a laugh. :rofl:

HarmNone always laughs at Klaive

[Adhara]

I loved the editing of the townfolk that was hilarious. :lol:

[Slider]

Gotta agree with HN on this, I find myself laughing my ass off whenever Klaive posts here. First at his sheer stupidity, then at his whining about it, then again when he swears it never happened and everyone is lying about it, even more when he's proven wrong, it goes on and on...keep him here, he's like a court jester or something. :beer:

My big question is.. If Klaive was able to have a social life (y'know, a real one), would he still be as Arkans in RL as he is on message boards?

- Arkans

[Edited on 9-12-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[Nieninque]

Another nice edit from Tsa'ah :lol:

[Parkbandit]

Personally.. if I received an IM from Klaive that said "Happy Terrorist Day" on September 11th, I would probably report that to the FBI and Homeland Security.

:)

[Caiylania]

:cool2: = PB

[Psykos]

Because they'd REALLY give a shit about some loser dude imming you on the internet.

Oh wait, you support the Patriot Act, nevermind -- Maybe they would care.

Love,

Psykos



Originally posted by Parkbandit
Personally.. if I received an IM from Klaive that said "Happy Terrorist Day" on September 11th, I would probably report that to the FBI and Homeland Security.

:)

[Slider]

Right Psykos, the same way that the Secret Service doesn't investigate every single peice of hate mail the President ever gets. You just go right on thinking that, ok? Tell ya what, don't beleive me? Feel free to test it out, write a death threat to the President, see how long it is before the Secret Service shows up at your door, and your parents door (oh wait, that would be the same place, wouldn't it), and everyone you have ever known. Go on...i dare ya.:saint:

[Psykos]

So you killed a man with one spirit, for the second time -- I'm not impressed for some reason.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Psykos
Because they'd REALLY give a shit about some loser dude imming you on the internet.

Oh wait, you support the Patriot Act, nevermind -- Maybe they would care.

Love,

Psykos


Dear Lycain-

No matter how nice your current avatar is (ps- You will end up having to mask Darrien's face.. just watch), no matter how I agree with most of your political views... you will still be an idiot when it's all said and done.

Have a fantastic day,

PB

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Psykos
So you killed a man with one spirit, for the second time -- I'm not impressed for some reason.

Of course, because I made him come back for more after he lost when the 56 train sorcorer was trying to kill the 10 train whatever and was killed by the 40-something ranger.

Sucks to be Klaive.

Sucks to be Phaykos

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Slider
Gotta agree with HN on this, I find myself laughing my ass off whenever Klaive posts here. First at his sheer stupidity, then at his whining about it, then again when he swears it never happened and everyone is lying about it, even more when he's proven wrong, it goes on and on...keep him here, he's like a court jester or something. :beer:

This is true. The Virginity thread, where Klaive was pwned into a ten-foot hole in the ground by ex girlfriends, was exceedingly entertaining.

-K

[Nieninque]

Half way to getting those killings off my record. :)

Good read too...:smilegrin:

[Kainen]

I nominate Psykos for the president of the I-Am-The-Stupidest-Dickhead-Alive club.. followed closely by Klaive for secretary and Warclaid for treasurer. On topic they got an arrow upside the head, and it sounds like they deserved it.

[Varsus]

Originally posted by Slider
Right Psykos, the same way that the Secret Service doesn't investigate every single peice of hate mail the President ever gets. You just go right on thinking that, ok? Tell ya what, don't beleive me? Feel free to test it out, write a death threat to the President, see how long it is before the Secret Service shows up at your door, and your parents door (oh wait, that would be the same place, wouldn't it), and everyone you have ever known. Go on...i dare ya.:saint:

Making a death threat is something totally different than saying you celebrate the 11th. I am not saying I condone it but your analogy is way off. One is protected by OUR Rights, one is not.

I am proud of that fact that in our country if I wanted to celebrate such an event I would have the right to. (even though it was a tragedy) It is what makes our country what it is.

-Varsus

[Asha]

Soon as the first arrow went through Klaive's ears I nearly pissed myself . . totally did not expect that as I was scrolling down.
Then Kurapira was just staring into the distance and you put one directly into her eye.
That really really did it for me.
Funny as hell and cirtainly worth a big . . '' You Rock!!''

[PlayCor]

Actually that was extremely cowardly. Walking up to a person, probably in offense, not fully spelled up, no weapons out...and attack them?

Yep fucking, very fucking cowardly.
Shit my 22 warrior with a blue crystal can hit just about anyone if there not expecting it.

[Tsa`ah]

Normally I would agree with you, but since this is Klaive "Ima quake the park" Fuckstain .... who cares.

He's been begging for this type of shit.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by PlayCor
Actually that was extremely cowardly. Walking up to a person, probably in offense, not fully spelled up, no weapons out...and attack them?

Yep fucking, very fucking cowardly.
Shit my 22 warrior with a blue crystal can hit just about anyone if there not expecting it.

Awww sorry.
Shame you didnt like it and I am mortally wounded that you think me cowardly...not!

I didnt put it in the first post explaining the lead up to the killing, but Me and Klaive had had previous run-ins, Kurapira had hidden behind his skirts at the time (bar one) so there was history.

Just before this, some young character (I forget the name) had broadcast on the net that Kurapira was going to kill him for telling her she was good looking or something like that, when he was in a cell with her.

If you look, the attacks happend outside the constabulary, so the gallant duo (he 56, her 30ish) were waiting to kill off a 10(ish) train character for complementing her.

Yah, Im dead cowardly me (Klaive was higher levels than snowy at the time). But I'm great fun at parties!