If I were Geoff

[Kadumi]

If I were Geoff
I would hit on really old chicks who couldn't get any

If I were Geoff
I would wear a skirt

If I were Geoff
I would listen to the Backstreet Boys

If I were Geoff
I would bite a pillow

If I were Geoff
I would call Brian and make him listen to me piss

If I were Geoff
I would be cool, but not really

[Overlord]

If I Were Brian
I'd try not to be such a drunken cock gobbler

If I were brian
I'd try not to enjoy the sound of Geoff taking a piss

If I were brian
I would make love to the animals that are neglected by their owners

If I were Brian
I would give Geoff all my money

[Kadumi]

I have no money. Animals need love too. Geoff pissing can be confused with :rah:. Geoff owes me so much money, his mother owes me too, in SEX DOLLARS.

[Overlord]

Dude you can only redeem those sex dollars to PARTICIPATING mothers, last time i checked your mother was a primary account holder

[Kadumi]

hey i'll show your mother what to hold. she better be prepaired to use both hands.

[Overlord]

Yeah, one for the magnifying glass and one for the tweasers

[Kadumi]

so she's hitting you too?

[Overlord]

That was a little on the weak side Brian, are you too drunk to play the insult game right now?

I mean hell all this thread is good for is laughs at our expense...

So hows your father treating your rectum these days

[Kadumi]

my rectal virginity is totally in tact. you, on the other hand, are in question.

[Overlord]

In tact being two words all of a sudden, whats in question? Your intellectual processing ability? Besides, the only ass I have touched...would be yours....with my fucking combat boots

[Kadumi]

your combat boots? I coulda sworn that was a mosquito.

big feet.....right. and vice versa?

[Overlord]

did he just admit to a sexually pervented dream inculding myself and his ass?

Jesus christ man, you must be shot on sight

[LilHellcat]

You two are so bad, and obviously very drunk. I <3 you guys , silly nuts.

[Overlord]

BAD?!!? Who said we were bad, we're just drunken...insomniac west coasters....who keep singing..."MEXICAN AMERICANS...DON'T LIKE TO GET UP EARLY"

[Kadumi]

omg amber loves my nuts!

also, geoff likes to think he does too but he ain't gettin close enough.

[Overlord]

I love your nuts about as much as I love a fucking subdermal hemotoma.....

[LilHellcat]

I better be the only one close to your nuts, Brian.

I mean. What?

:whistle:

Yeah I been drinkin too.

[Overlord]

The only thing of mine close to brians nuts would be my fuckin boots, sledgehammer or my fuckin car

[Kadumi]

those aren't as close as your mouth, geoff.

[Overlord]

Dude are you obsessed with me or some shit lol
Hey amber, you sure you're with the right guy lmfao

[LilHellcat]

You touch those with anything like that and I shall kick your Scottish ass up between your shoulders that you have to part your hair to take a shit.

Thank you.

P.s. Yes I'm a mean drunk

P.s.s But you better know I'm fucking kidding or I shall kick you repeatedly in the groin.

[Overlord]

I would thorougly enjoy seeing your little blue bikini, fire shorts wearing ass try :flames:

[LilHellcat]

No dude, Brian just has a oral fixation. You should see what he....nevermind :lol:

[Kadumi]

oh damn, I'll just step back and watch amber pwn him now...

[Overlord]

Yeah I'm sure brian loves the cock lmfao

Going with the thread title if you were geoff...........If you were only so fuckin lucky!!!

[Kadumi]

if I were geoff I wouldn't be able to hold my beer

[Overlord]

Bro the last thing you heard before my phone died was me pissing away another 40 bwa hah hah ahha Hold that beer

[LilHellcat]

Well since I have tits I guess thats a big no on that one.

As for him liking the cock, only when his is in me. Oh my did I just type that?

We are so spamming this thread, and its bad bad bad. Harmnone is going to whoop our ass.

[Overlord]

Well yeah but its a threa about me so its ok lmfao

Amber you're a little slow on the response, is your other hand busy?

[LilHellcat]

Yeah my other hand is busy bitch slapping your ass like my ho.

So get busy bitch.

:heart:

and I'm holding the cell phone in the other talking to Brian.

[Overlord]

For fuck sake, Brains a phone whore lol

[Kadumi]

started talkin shit
wouldn't ya know?
I reached back like a pimp
and slapped the ho

[Overlord]

So what are you now? Texas most wanted? lmfao

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by Overlord]

[Kadumi]

it sure beats flying solo

[LilHellcat]

Hahaha, he's not a phone whore, he just likes to talking to me because I have tits and you don't. So , therefore I win.

Nuff said.

[Kadumi]

Originally posted by Overlord
Wonder Boy - Tenacious D

hey drunk ass, did you mean this to be in the music tag thread? hey, have another beer.

[Overlord]

I have tits.....tits of pure muscular pleasure!!! lmfao

[Kadumi]

does that even deserve a response?

[Overlord]

You know it might....But you're just a wimpy punk with man boobs. PECS OF STEEL BABY!!

[LilHellcat]

No he pwned himself.

He's trying to say he has love muscles.

[Overlord]

You want to do what to my love muscle?

[LilHellcat]

Stomp on it and kick it repeatedly or perhaps using sandpaper to rub it raw and then applying alcohol.

:bouncy:

[Kadumi]

Originally posted by Overlord
You want to do what to my love pencil?

oh wow...

[Overlord]

It would be funny seeing a scrawny midget like yourself attempt such an astounding fete. Despite the fact you'd fail miserably, i'd be fun to watch

[LilHellcat]

Never underestimate the power of the petite. With that, I'm going to go pass out now as my beer and triple sec and livewire is kicking in.

P.S. Brian passed out already too.

[Overlord]

P.S Yes I noticed brians retarded drunken self is now unconcious....

[Tsa`ah]

Alcohol and the internet do not mix.

[Overlord]

Greetings Tsa`ah!! Bwa hahh ah ah hell its only 4:23am ere....to late/early for a few shots?

[MPSorc]

i am no longer on dry status, although i am working, i will be getting shit face drunk in ohh about an hour wooo hooo!

[Overlord]

Mua ha ha ha ha Join the alcohol fueld verbal brutality

[Soulpieced]

Geoff and Brian suck at both life AND Gemstone. No worse insult can feasibly be made, so you might as well not respond.

[Overlord]

Bwa ha ha ha and that means what to me comming from you

[MrThorbizzle]

Let's get back on topic
If I were Geoff...I'd drop real easy like


You channel at Geoff.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses Geoff.
CS: +246 - TD: +144 + CvA: -6 + d100: +97 == +193
Warding failed!
You successfully infuse more mana into the cast.
The violet haze violently swirls around the Geoff, scorching the skin of Geoff.
Geoff is hit for 368 points of damage!

* Geoff drops dead at your feet!


Someone screams, "Murder by Dhuul! Call the town constable!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

[Kadumi]

man oh man did I drink some beers last night

[Overlord]

You stare down Dhuul and let out an eerie, modulating cry!
Dhuul looks at you in utter terror!
Dhuul convulses with terrified shivers!

Roundtime: 5 sec.


You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Dhuul!
AS: +358 vs DS: -13 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +42 = +443
... and hit for 217 points of damage!
Knocked sideways several feet by blow to back.

*Dhuul drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Betheny]

Poor Geoff.

[MrThorbizzle]

As anyone can tell, that log is fake. Unfortunately I'm a decent roleplayer, unlike Geoff of the lame hackneyed accent, and won't bring the boards into the game.

[Overlord]

I don't bring anything from PC into game minus OOC discussions via whispers. I merely fomulated my own vengeance post!

[Chadj]

I stopped reading to say:

HAHAHAH YOUR MOM JOKES ROCK

[Overlord]

Besides the only fake thing about that log is your DS and the Avd against you....DIE!!!

[MrThorbizzle]

I meant I won't kill you.

Again.

[Overlord]

Again? lol I am yet to experience a first

[Geoff]

hmmm....






Might need a new handle.

[SpunGirl]

The three of you should just do it already.

-K