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NinjasLeadTheWay
12-03-2013, 04:03 AM
“At some point in time we all stopped caring about the deals and the holiday shopping and were pretty much just out for blood,” said Dana Marshall, 37, a Target shopper who suffered seven broken ribs and a cracked sternum while fighting two other customers for a discounted Nikon digital camera. “I remember just sitting on top of a woman and smacking her head with a DVD player until her face was completely unrecognizable. I felt nothing. Absolutely nothing.”

http://www.theonion.com/articles/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend,30517/

Part of me wishes this was real. It would totally cut down on traffic.