NinjasLeadTheWay
12-03-2013, 04:03 AM
At some point in time we all stopped caring about the deals and the holiday shopping and were pretty much just out for blood, said Dana Marshall, 37, a Target shopper who suffered seven broken ribs and a cracked sternum while fighting two other customers for a discounted Nikon digital camera. I remember just sitting on top of a woman and smacking her head with a DVD player until her face was completely unrecognizable. I felt nothing. Absolutely nothing.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend,30517/
Part of me wishes this was real. It would totally cut down on traffic.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend,30517/
Part of me wishes this was real. It would totally cut down on traffic.